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Paris' Summer at the Prison Hilton

5/5/2007 4:07 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).
Paris in Prison
Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.

Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

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406.

kitty    

This is exactly why I'm here. Watching what u say and do. Don't be foolish. Parents are watching after the kids are settled and when they are NOT. That's the point. Mr. and Mrs. Hilton...it's not too late. Let her go to jail, like you should. Bow and learn, like we all need to.

2736 days ago
407.

sfgirl    

For someone who was sent to one of the best private schools - Buckley-
she is amazingly dim witted. Get her off the streets of Hollywood and save us
from the constant media attention to this spoiled and stupid girl.

2736 days ago
408.

big fat, bald white guy who loves everyone except Paris    

A sizeable donation right now by the Hiltons to MADD and the Martin Luther King Foundation couldn't hurt. ..I'll stay at the Roach Motel before I would ever step foot in a Hilton.

2736 days ago
409.

bethanne    

kitty
are you on crack??? why are you on TMZ all day/all night??? if you truly have children, how can you possibly watch them when you're up all night playing a fool. you+money would equal the stupidity of the hiltons. you only have one trait and that is stupidity.

2736 days ago
410.

jiggygato    

wow!
The big bad Los Angeles police put on their black riot uniforms and helmets so they can hurt defenseless people but none of them have to go to jail, right?
But a dangerous and criminal blonde is driving her car!
On my God! What are we going to do?
How can we even safely go outside when Paris is driving?
THROW HER IN JAIL!
The streets are now safe! Sleep easy fools.
We can all rest and go walk in the park and get beat up by cops.

2736 days ago
411.

lide2121    

Can't blame the girl, it's the enviroment she lives in. Hope that she gets help, this could happen to anybody.

2736 days ago
412.

Alicia    

Hey jiggy ... sorry to burst your delusion. We, the Los Angeles taxpayers, are fed up with the filthy, disease-riddled illegal border invaders from south of our USA border invading Mac Arthur Park and even blocking WIlshire Boulevard for their own selfish, self-serving criminal interests. They are not USA citizens and the First Amendment Right is not theirs. Those racist women and their kids were helping criminal men incite hatred, terrorism, and propaganda against USA citizens and legal immigrants. Every one of them needs to be arrested and deported. Those police officers did a good job. The dumb-ass mayor needs to go.

2736 days ago
413.

Beau Hajavitch    

Paris starts jail on June 5? That's two days AFTER the MTV Movie Awards. Could she make an ironic appearance on that show, perhaps getting ready for prison?

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2736 days ago
414.

becky    

Poor baby going to jail oh well if it was you or me that broke the law pairs would not be there saying let her free little rich bitch broke the law now she got to deal with the law hehehehe have fun honey pls dont drop the soap lol

2736 days ago
415.

JEAN    

This is all stupid everyone defending this girl that did many things wrong and her mother condoning it has got to be crazy. She did all of this to herself and she must learn from her mistakes because she evidently is or has not learned them at home. Let her go to jail and then put her sidekick in with her because Nicole and Britney are both following in her footsteps. I hope and pray my graddaughter don't use her as an example it would be very poor judgement on their part. Go to jail and learn that there are laws and you or your family can't buy your way out. I hope other girls are paying attention to the judge do the crime pay the time.

2736 days ago
416.

Amanda    

LOLOLOLOLOLLOL!!!!!

2736 days ago
417.

judy    

I HOPE THE LITTLE BITCH GETS HERS.......PEOPLE WITH MONEY ALWAYS THINK THERE BETTER THEN ANYONE ELSE...WELL PARIS WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2736 days ago
418.

ysugarcoat    

Laughing at the poor, bad-mouthing minorities, and getting royal treatment her whole life- for what?? Sorry Paris, but you deserve this! Please allow this to make you a BETTER member of society!!

2736 days ago
419.

Saroz    

Guarantee the stupid, arrogant cow did it on purpose as a publicity stunt and it BACKFIRED yeeeeee haaaaaaa SUCKED IN !!!

Reckon they ought to throw in the "cost of incarceration" against her too so the general public are not picking up that expense!!!!!

2736 days ago
420.

Robin Givens, Toronto, Canada    

The justice system is a joke. Osama Bin Laden can bomb the States and roam around on his camel free as a bird, but Paris drives without a valid driver's license and has to go to jail?!? WTF??? There is something seriously wrong here, where is Michael Moore, there should be a documentary done on this.

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