Celebrity Justice
Paris' Summer at the Prison Hilton

While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).
Paris in Prison
Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.

Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

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451. It's okay, David Paul. They should be dropping any time now.

Posted at 11:55PM on May 7th 2007 by StarkFist

452. wow ......their lives must be so sad.....sorry to be so melanchollic but im tellin you these people are empty inside !!!

Posted at 1:28AM on May 8th 2007 by it's me everybody

453. hey is any one awake.....i mean that first comment about britt bit....i guess wrong blog.....yo someone awke though seriously....these girls are affecting our culture ....our youth and future politicians ...musicians....women with power will be influenced by this terrible behavior from these idolised girls dont you think......their potential will be stunted because of what they think will mean suceeding in life.....too sad...

Posted at 3:29AM on May 9th 2007 by it's me everybody

454. I agree with Another Nobody. If it were her first DUI, then I'd be more sympathetic. I understand that jail time is a serious thing to have on your record, irregardless of how brief, but violating your probation for a DUI several times within a year? Someone needs to tell the lady that kind of behavior doesn't work- it doesn't matter that she's Paris Hilton.

Posted at 10:47PM on May 9th 2007 by Angelica

455. poor paris, 45da is not enough, they should put her in mental instuition, and throw the key away. And take her parent with her they need to learn something beside money,I know they know all about DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X
Julia

Posted at 1:57PM on May 9th 2007 by julia

456. Dear Paris,

YOU DID THE CRIME. KNOWING YOU COULDN'T DRIVE FOR 90 DAYS. YOU SIGNED THE PAPER AND GOT CAUGHT. NOW IT'S TIME TO DO THE TIME. WELCOME TO THE REAL LIFE. YOU SPOLIED BRAT.

Posted at 5:03PM on May 8th 2007 by NotaParisHiltonfan

457. Can't believe Paris is asking for a pardon! Arnold...give her a choice of 45 days in jail or Army bootcamp and a year in Iraq. Bet she'll beg for the 45 days.

Posted at 8:43AM on May 9th 2007 by Kate

458. Seriously. Is there ANYONE that doesn't on some level think Paris in jail is anything but "right"??? It's overdue, it's just, and most of all, this may help our "beloved" Paris grow the hell up. 45 days without Paris- Christmas came early.

Posted at 10:01PM on May 9th 2007 by Leroy Billy

459. Paris, is spoiled. Her parents should have taken a firm step in her early years.
They have the money but not the parenting skills. Paris is out of control. She needs to step up and take what the judge has ordered.

Posted at 9:55AM on May 10th 2007 by Barb

460. I hope we don't have to be subjected to endless Paris stories while she's in jail, or endless Paris stories and video loops on Greta or Nancy's program after she gets out. There's too much now.

She needs some well deserved obscurity. Enough already. Paris just GO AWAY!!! You're a skank and you're too stupid to clue into the simple fact that you're being laughed at by everyone on the planet.

We don't love you, we don't need you (except for comedy relief), we don't want you, you are a nobody. Go away. Repeat: Go away.

Posted at 11:13AM on May 10th 2007 by Me

461. Go to jail - dont pass go

Fry Paris!! Fry Paris!!!

Posted at 4:01PM on May 11th 2007 by Go to jail - dont pass go

462. Does anyone remember the little girl who was beheaded in a drunk driving accident? Kelly how do you think the girl's mom felt. Now picture u being the mom and Queen Paris being the drunk driver you a$$!!!!!

Posted at 12:21AM on May 13th 2007 by no one special

463. Paris-DUH! You play the game, you pay the piper. You just didn't pay soon enough though. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime?? This is a chance for you to open your eyes and get a grip on your life. I ,for one, am thrilled that you get to experience the consequences of your actions-just like the rest of us. Yes, there is a God! Good luck. It will be a very humbling and much needed experience :) YES!

Posted at 10:26PM on May 13th 2007 by PMS

464. Paris needs to backoff and take her medicine, but she thinks shes better then that. I think that all the Hiltons will get what they deserve for their arogant attitudes and feeling that they are better then everybody. What do you expect when you raise a kid without any borders of behavior and respect for other people. My brother died in the Hilton in Nirobi, Kenya on June 16,2007. The people that worked there did nothing but ignore the trouble he was in. I was on the phone when he died and called the Hotel to get them to do something but they said they could do nothing. Sounds like the Hilton have trained their employees to follow their examples. I think that all the Hilton Properties should be boycotted.

Posted at 11:35AM on May 14th 2007 by Ken Reed

465. Paris Hilton is famous for being famous, not for actually doing anything. Why on earth are we still interested in this terrifying skeletal would be socialite?

Seriously though, she should certainly do the jail time.
Drunk driving is not a joke. I am a survivor of a car crash, in which a drunk driver drove the car I was a passenger in off the road. That crash nearly killed the driver in my car, and I had to be cut out of the car with the jaws of life by firefighters. So believe me when I say, I wholy support severe consequences for drunk drivers, no matter who they are.
Just because Paris is rich does not mean that she can escape from the law. It's time for her to grow up, deal with her mistakes, and hopefully learn from them.

Posted at 10:33PM on May 14th 2007 by mercy

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