Celebrity Justice
Paris' Summer at the Prison Hilton

While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).
Paris in Prison
Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.

Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

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466. Sadly, Paris is a drunken wonky-eyed coke whore. She is an embarassment to the entire Hilton name and family. Hopefully she will not make it out of jail.

Posted at 11:59PM on May 15th 2007 by Rick Hilton

467. some one said bill clinton would pardon paris..i dont know if he would or not without asking monica first

Posted at 5:57AM on Jun 10th 2007 by jl

468. I think if u do the crime u pay the time....I think it is so damn unfair how people with money get treated different from everyone else cause most of the rich are the worst and selfish people ever. I mean Im not just talking about paris Im talking in general... Im not going to hate on her cause people that do that are miserable and haters and have NO life.......I mean she seems sincere and if she is capable of learning a life lesson she seems that she will....I mean I do not KNOW the REAL her so how can I know? How do we know what we ACTUALLY hear?

Posted at 11:53AM on May 16th 2007 by misty21

469. If I remember correctly, one of the fundamental aspects of a democratic society is that NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW. And seeing high profile people continually getting 'pee-pee slaps' for what the average citizen would go to jail for, really sickens me.

Posted at 12:49PM on May 16th 2007 by BIGGIN

470. I think it is about time that someone in Hollywood is held responsible for their actions. They are people just like the rest of us. They should pay for what they have done.

Posted at 5:55PM on May 16th 2007 by Brooke

471. Dear little Paris,
gUESS WHAR YOUR CRAP STINKS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSES...........YOU'LL FIND OT IN JAIL THEY REALY STINK.

HAVE A GOOD ONE.................................

Posted at 12:31PM on May 23rd 2007 by judy

472. Okay how bored are we to care with all imporant things that are going on in the world about Paris Hilton getting jail time. It is unfair to everyone else that would be in her shoes for the same thing. She does nothing good to help mankind, animals, environmental, notta! She makes fun of people less fortunate, she acts like she is 16 and she would be hardly noticed wihout the press and her money. Her parents did a great job of creating a monster that could careless about anything that actually counts. She needs to watch more Oprah. You could not pay me to hang out with her, I do good things all the time to help people, animals, environment, without others knowing to get Kudos for it. The world needs our help....and like her, my money will not run out and you cannot take it with you when you are gone. What a disgrace...

Posted at 11:28PM on May 22nd 2007 by Is the GP really this starved for stupidity? What a joke!!

473. Paris is a useless human being who deserves more jail time than what she got . Why don't people understand that a car is a weapon when someone's drunk. Too many have lost loved ones because stupid people think the law doesn't apply to them. I'm so over her act...and purposeless existence; there's nothing to respect about Paris Hilton. And for the record her mother was a trailer park girl who set her eyes on a rich guy so the apple doesn't fall far...

Posted at 6:54AM on May 24th 2007 by Boston speaks

474. DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME.

Posted at 8:41PM on May 24th 2007 by ssadlerok

475. I wonder how she will be treated once behind bars?, It could take one of two directions(1) Paris can get ANYONE, to do anything she wants. Includeing convinceing guards to p
rotect and give her special treatment with the promise of $$ once she is free. or (2) Guards can take this opportunity to really, really! treat her down a few notches an humiliate her simply because it's a chance of a life time they' will only get one time to do. But what I really believe is that Ms. Paris will be makeing a whole lot ofempty promises, just to keep from getting that daily beat-down.

Posted at 1:02PM on May 24th 2007 by Michele

476. Paris Hilton so deserves to go to jail she violated her parole and she now must pay the price like every other person would

Posted at 10:39PM on May 28th 2007 by Jessica

477. I was glad when I first heard that paris was going to jail for the simple reason that it would wake her up to what it's like in the real world. Now Im just sad, because I don't think it will make any differance to how shw treats people....her love of money seperates her from reality, but in reality it can happen to anyone who allows themselves to think that we are not accountable for how we live our lives when we die. I hope the bible she is holding ins't just a photo prop...time will tell.

Posted at 8:24AM on Jun 3rd 2007 by simon lagree

478. Well,

Its a give or take situation. She's confronted with a situation that disregards priveliges and treats all the same. If she conplains then I say she got off lightly by the courts. Because she hade ample opportunities to get a break but she continued to push the limits and this is the result of it. If I could say something to her: Welcome to reality!

Best regards

Posted at 8:12AM on Jun 6th 2007 by Glenn

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