Paris to World -- I'm a Victim of Cruelty

46. Paris will finally know what the "simple life" is really all about.

Posted at 12:24PM on May 6th 2007 by starrk

47. we should all thank the judge for not having to see the diseased whore for 45 days.

Posted at 12:25PM on May 6th 2007 by billy ray gyrus

48. "Start a prison yoga program or etiquette for inmates."

Posted at 12:20PM on May 6th 2007 by jiggy gato

-- I'm sure your fellow inmates would appreciate this -- Please DO attempt to teach them 'etiquette' ... PLEASE!

Posted at 12:26PM on May 6th 2007 by Call For an Ambulance

49. Unfortunately for her, it doesn't matter what the f**k she "thinks" about the sentence.

All I know is I cannot WAIT to see her in an orange jumpsuit and shower shoes. Paris Hilton in the LA County lockup. Hilaaaaaaaarious!!

Posted at 12:29PM on May 6th 2007 by Mary

50. I may fly out to LA to see her taken through the gates --

Posted at 12:31PM on May 6th 2007 by Call For an Ambulance

51. if she commits suicide in jail, she gets even bigger ratings:):)
so much for fun ideas during jailtime:)
wim

Posted at 12:33PM on May 6th 2007 by wim

52. I've often scratched my head with regard to the young people (their parents) who are of extreme wealth who consider themselves so privileged they can abide by a different set of legal standards than the rest of us.

Well, Paris, we as taxpayers do not wish you harm or physical discomfort though as hardworking middle income contributors we want you to know that our judicial system should serve EVERYONE (who repeatedly breaks the laws) and, hopefully, the Los Angeles County Courts are listening as you were given more chances ( the exact number of chances are unknown to us) than the average young person. Additionally, with the disrepect your mother showed the prosecutor the other day, she (too) could learn a harsh lesson by having the judge incarcerate her for a few days.

Your parents knew what you were up to and you had full-time limousine service available to you but, no, you chose a false sense of "freedom" at all costs and, therefore, placed yourself in a position of learning your lesson in a harsh way. Hopefully, you'll come out of this a better person and find a renewed direction in your life and a way to perform positive service, create, and open your heart for the betterment of all the impoverished children in the world who are suffering instead of walking through life as a narcissist which has led to this type of behavior.

One day you will realize the Los Angeles County Court prosecutor and judge (involved in your case) gave you the best gift of your life and made up for the lack of guidance you received from your parents and friends in this life. They are giving you a chance to wake-up before you take the LIFE of an innocent victim while driving under the influence of alcohol.

Posted at 12:34PM on May 6th 2007 by Mary.

53. As Patton Oswalt says, she deserves to be eaten by wolves. But I suppose 45 days in jail will have to do.

Posted at 12:32PM on May 6th 2007 by helen

54. I hate to be catty, but she is really not an attractive woman (i.e., SHE IS UGLY).

Posted at 12:33PM on May 6th 2007 by Britney Is Officially a Skank

55. LET'S GET OUT THE VIOLINS

Posted at 12:39PM on May 6th 2007 by babyluv

56. PARIS IS JUST ANOTHER WHINY, USELESS, OVER INDULGED POP TART WHO ABUSED THE LAW AND FINALLY THE LAW CAUGHT UP WITH HER. NOW, LET'S GET BRITTANY OFF THE STREETS AS WELL AND PERHAPS SAVE A LIFE. PUT HER IN THE SAME CELL WITH PARIS. THAT WOULD BE POETIC JUSTICE FOR THE BOTH OF THESE DRUNKS.

Posted at 12:35PM on May 6th 2007 by Cindylou

57. Young Hollywood should learn from this...unfortunately they probably will not. At that age we all think we are indestructible that that things always happen to someone else.

I know I did plenty of stupid things @ that age and I was just fortunate enough to not get caught! Had I been caught though, I would have accepted responsibility, and dealt with the consequences. My parents would have had it no other way!!

Posted at 12:39PM on May 6th 2007 by rm

58. well said Mary #58

Posted at 12:39PM on May 6th 2007 by rm

59. Lock up Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, Britney, and Tara together -- and see who comes out alive.

Posted at 12:39PM on May 6th 2007 by Call For an Ambulance

60. I hope she drops soap in the jail shower and gets it up her ass with the end of a broom stick. She needs to grow up hopefully this sentence will do the trick and change her perspective on life.

Posted at 12:41PM on May 6th 2007 by Cry Me A River Paris