Hilton-alike to TMZ: "Free Paris!"

1. PUT HER IN THE "CAN" TOO!!!!

Posted at 12:17PM on May 7th 2007 by TheTruthAndNothingButTheTruth

2. First of all, beside being blonde and a moron.......she looks nothing like paris. Second...who in their right mind would emulate ANYTHING she does?? Oh yeah, people who hate their own lives that they have to try and be like someone else. LOSER!!!!

Posted at 12:22PM on May 7th 2007 by lick my balls

3. oh boy another drunk ugly ho!!!!

Posted at 12:23PM on May 7th 2007 by piano

4. You better watch it Miss Reid! Since Paris is being treated so unfair her crazy Golddigger Mom may pay not a attorney but a hit man to swipe you up and make you pose as her daughter in the Big house..then lets hear you say "free paris" then idiot..Oh and for future advice...you are alot uglier then the real Paris...If that can be beat!

Posted at 12:26PM on May 7th 2007 by Elle

5. Speaking of look-a-likes, I saw the look-a-like for Paris Hilton's new prison girlfriend outside a local club last night.

She was about 220 pounds, arm muscles like Popeye the Sailor, the hairstyle of a biker, and three tattoos on her shoulders.

I'm betting $50 Paris will be the "lipstick" side of the equation.

Posted at 12:27PM on May 7th 2007 by JL

6. Does the world really need a "Paris Hilton" look alike? I just threw up again in my mouth.

Posted at 12:33PM on May 7th 2007 by SlappDaddy

7. TMZ, stop telling us about this nobody loser. It's bad enough we have to hear about Paris' every move, must you force this drunk wannabe down our throats too? When a nobody does nothing, it's not news--not even gossip!

Posted at 12:33PM on May 7th 2007 by Tom Brokaw

8. I wouldn't be surprise if Paris retarded ass mom dont try and hire a lookalike to do her jail time . This pitiful soul needs to get a life and watch her back! What a damn loser she is !

Posted at 12:36PM on May 7th 2007 by Angiep

9. SHe is a pathetic whiner. Don't do the crime if you cant do the time. She is a human like anyone else. I dont see the average citizen getting away with this and she should not either.

Posted at 12:51PM on May 7th 2007 by David

10. Oh look! Another role model!!!

Posted at 1:19PM on May 7th 2007 by annab

11. This girl is beyond pathetic! Living an pretending to be someone else?!?! WoW her mom must be proud....she is lower than a hooker..at least they know who they are and don't pretend to be something they're not.

Posted at 1:25PM on May 7th 2007 by Rhonda

12. Hey Daivd Paul your really pushing hard for the PR job! I bet you would do anything for Paris right???? Is your show about to go off the air for low ratings? Do you really think anyone cares what some little radio station you work for is saying about Paris??? Are the people of GA raising up to help Paris or just the moonshinners who will be out of business for 45 days???

Posted at 1:27PM on May 7th 2007 by Respect41Self

13. Who the hell is this drunk crazy bitch? I think the bleach must have gone to what brain cells she had left. Cinco de Mayo doesn't mean the Mexican Holiday either you ditz. Just what the world needs, another stupid, drunk, idiotic blonde who obviously doesn't care that she's making a COMPLETE moron of herself!!! "I've had like 10 tequillas" WHO CARES! Go fall down a street drain or something.

Posted at 1:43PM on May 7th 2007 by What the F*?

14. For post #3: Are you blind? Are you insane? Or just plain stupid. You think Paris is the most beautiful girl on the planet? You need to get a life!

Posted at 2:11PM on May 7th 2007 by Becky

15. This girl is a complete moron.

Posted at 3:10PM on May 7th 2007 by angela