Lifestyles of the Big & Tired

5/7/2007 3:40 PM PDT
A brave masseuse helped Robin Leach take a load off at the TAO Beach Club grand opening in Las Vegas on Saturday.

The blubber-licious 65-year-old former "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" host enjoyed the finer things ... by getting his carcass pampered, kneaded and seasoned during a death-defying rubdown.

In lieu of champagne wishes and caviar dreams, the massage enabled Leach to cap off his stressful day with a happy ending!