31. looks like we have to wait until she kills someone--hope it's her mom!

Posted at 4:44PM on May 7th 2007 by MLK

32. This b*tch thinks she can get away with everything, doesn't she? Go to jail and serve the time just like the rest of us would have to do if we were in her shoes. I love how they think they have evidence that the judge was too hard... YOU VIOLATED YOUR PROBATION MANY TIMES! And she had to seek mandatory help and never did. We had a local girl in the newspaper not long ago that did the same exact stuff as Paris and she just got 6 months in jail and the judge denied the appeal. Take it like a woman Paris!

Posted at 4:44PM on May 7th 2007 by Jamie Lynn

33. AND THAT CIG SHE WAS HIDING IT LOOKS LIKE A JOINT TO ME !!!!TO BAD NO SMOKEY IN THE POKEY !!!!!!!!!!!! DEBI BUT CIGS YA

Posted at 4:45PM on May 7th 2007 by DEBI

34. 45 days? only 45 days? Let's do the world a favor and give her the chair.

Posted at 4:49PM on May 7th 2007 by srqterry

35.

#40 MLK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny! Thanks for the laff.

Posted at 4:49PM on May 7th 2007 by jenni

36. Someone should explain to the tramp what "Pay the Piper" means. It means: when you break the law you are punished. It doesn't mean open your wallet and scream victim.

Posted at 4:51PM on May 7th 2007 by NYC

37. To: YUP......you are hilarious!! You come up with the funniest post on here!

Posted at 4:52PM on May 7th 2007 by Victoria

38. Pathetic...what she and her mother and lawyers are forgetting is that this is not about her driving on a suspended license, but the reason her license was suspended in the first place....DUI! Driving while drunk is against the law whether you're Paris Hilton, George Bush, or just plain old John Doe. I'm sure Mama Hilton would have a very different stance on this if Nicky or her son, or husband were killed by a drunk driver, by the likes of this idiot.....Paris. I'm sure Paris would have a different view on driving while being a drunk celeb if Stavros or one of her pimps were killed by a drunk driver. She MUST go to jail because she has driven drunk one too many times, not because of the suspended license......Let's see if Eve, or Busta Rhymes goes to jail for thier drunk driving.......of course they will because they aren't a white, rich, celebrity.......maybe we should get Paris drunk, put her in a car and have her start driving the minute she sees other useless celebs like herself on the street , we can start with Eva Longora, Jessica simpson, and Pete Wentz

Posted at 4:52PM on May 7th 2007 by Jaclina

39. Where are her boyfriends now... or ANY friends ????

Posted at 4:54PM on May 7th 2007 by Pebbles

40. Let me guess...She's too pretty to go to jail? Where have we heard that before? It worked for Debra LaFave and she's just a cheating, horny school teacher. Paris will get off...and get out of doing time as well. Oh snap!

Posted at 4:55PM on May 7th 2007 by Laurie Lu

41. Take a look at that picture. Doesn't she look like Donald Trump with the pouty mouth. OOOh maybe there's a story there.

Posted at 4:57PM on May 7th 2007 by Naners

42. PARIS NEEDS TO BE MADE TO WORK WITH THE LOCAL MADD ORGANIZATION AND TO LOOK AT SOME OF THE PICTURES OF THE RESULTS OF ACCIDENTS CAUSED BY DRUNKEN AND IMPAIRED DRIVERS.. I HOPE THAT HER PUBLICIST HAD A CONTRACT THIS WAY HE CAN SUE HER FOR BREAKING IT..

Posted at 4:59PM on May 7th 2007 by MADD

43. well it won't work for parasite cause she's not pretty; she is ugly as hell.

Posted at 5:00PM on May 7th 2007 by hate her

44. She'll never get it... Period.

I guess when it could benefit Paris, Kathy Hilton doesn't mind wasting "taxpayer's money".


PARIS IS GOING TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:00PM on May 7th 2007 by Lock her up and throw away the key

45. Stavros is now thanking his lucky stars.........Call Hillary Duff..... she's prettier and a REAL actress...plus she can sing better than the Valtrex Nation founding member.

Posted at 5:00PM on May 7th 2007 by Victoria