Paris Does Not Lack Appeal

46. To: YUP......you are hilarious!! You come up with the funniest post on here!

Posted at 4:52PM on May 7th 2007 by Victoria

47. Let me guess...She's too pretty to go to jail? Where have we heard that before? It worked for Debra LaFave and she's just a cheating, horny school teacher. Paris will get off...and get out of doing time as well. Oh snap!

Posted at 4:55PM on May 7th 2007 by Laurie Lu

48. Take a look at that picture. Doesn't she look like Donald Trump with the pouty mouth. OOOh maybe there's a story there.

Posted at 4:57PM on May 7th 2007 by Naners

49. PARIS NEEDS TO BE MADE TO WORK WITH THE LOCAL MADD ORGANIZATION AND TO LOOK AT SOME OF THE PICTURES OF THE RESULTS OF ACCIDENTS CAUSED BY DRUNKEN AND IMPAIRED DRIVERS.. I HOPE THAT HER PUBLICIST HAD A CONTRACT THIS WAY HE CAN SUE HER FOR BREAKING IT..

Posted at 4:59PM on May 7th 2007 by MADD

50. She'll never get it... Period.

I guess when it could benefit Paris, Kathy Hilton doesn't mind wasting "taxpayer's money".


PARIS IS GOING TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:00PM on May 7th 2007 by Lock her up and throw away the key

51. Paris is gonna drive again 'cause she's "entitled". Next time they will search you and find the blunt or blow. Who will she blame then, her manicurist?

Posted at 5:00PM on May 7th 2007 by Where's Yo Stash?

52. Stavros is now thanking his lucky stars.........Call Hillary Duff..... she's prettier and a REAL actress...plus she can sing better than the Valtrex Nation founding member.

Posted at 5:00PM on May 7th 2007 by Victoria

53. well it won't work for parasite cause she's not pretty; she is ugly as hell.

Posted at 5:00PM on May 7th 2007 by hate her

54. i know you look like a plucked chicken with make up on.but just do the time.get it over with.you can sure dish it and cap on every one else, but cant eat it when you have made her own meal.

Posted at 5:03PM on May 7th 2007 by bitch lib n what

55. GIVE THE DDAI (DITZY DUMB ASSHOLE IDIOT) SOME TOILETS TO SCRUB FOR 45 DAYS.

Posted at 5:06PM on May 7th 2007 by THE DDAI WILL GET LAUGHED OUT OF COURT ON APPEAL. BECAUSE NOW THEY KNOW SHE REALLY DIDNT GET IT

56. "They found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall."

--Green Goblin Spiderman 1

How appropriate especially with the movie just coming out.

Posted at 5:06PM on May 7th 2007 by lmb322

57. She broke the law NOT once but THREE times- Cmon folks- she should do the time! Lets keep her OFF the road as it could turn out that she may end up killing some one one day, a brother, a sister. mother a father- an innocent child- Is that what we are waiting for to then ask our selves what we shoulda done?? This IDIOT that wrote on the blog "Save Paris" is a fool -Lets hope u or ur loved ones are never crossing paths with Paris Hilton while she's behind the wheel! With or with out money it's clear that Ms. Hilton is a true disgrace to society.

Posted at 5:09PM on May 7th 2007 by give her no break

58. SHE SOULD JUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER OWN ACTIONS. QUIT BLAMING HER PUBLICIST, MANAGER, HANDLER OR WHAT EVER YOU CALL THEM. READ BEFORE YOU SIGN. WE ALL HAVE TO PAY UP WHEN WE SCREW UP.

Posted at 5:15PM on May 7th 2007 by Katie

59. David Paul, aka Perez Hilton...........GO AWAY!!!

Posted at 5:17PM on May 7th 2007 by Victoria

60. Since Paris has fired her publicist, the perfect replacement for him is ....tada ......HOWARD K. STERN!

He could move in with her like he did Anna Nicole Smith, help take care of Tinkerbell and drive her where she needs to go. After she gets out of jail, that is. He could also serve as her lawyer and chaperone - which she needs badly!!!!

Posted at 5:16PM on May 7th 2007 by Ms. Kathleen California