Celebrity Justice
Paris' Life to Get Real Simple

Paris Hilton's life in prison will be rougher than her emery board when she begins her sentence on June 5. How rough, you ask?
Paris Hilton composited with socks and panties
-- Hilton will only be allowed one five-minute shower a day ... with plain soap. The horror!

-- Two pairs of socks and panties (if she needs them).

-- Part of her day will be spent washing her underwear in the shower, since the detention center contains no laundry facilities, and her housekeeper will not be in the maid's quarters.

-- Her breakfast will be a boiled egg and not much else. Very British.

-- Lunch is typically a baloney sandwich ... not quite Polo Lounge fare.

-- Paris's visitors will be received through a glass partition ... which she might want to continue doing even after serving her time!

-- Her contact with the outside world will be via pay phone, instead of a BlackBerry and the paparazzi.

-- She is not allowed makeup, highlights or hair extensions, which may inspire the heiress to fight for changes to the cruel, cruel penal code.



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31. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE...ONLY US POOR PEOPLE SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR OUR ACTIONS!!!

Posted at 11:19AM on May 7th 2007 by lmb322

32. She does deserve it -- too many celebrities that can buy their way outta trouble - BUT I would be surprised if she did serve any time

Posted at 11:20AM on May 7th 2007 by April

33. I don't like her, but she does not deserve to be thrown to the animals in the LA country jail.

Posted at 12:14PM on May 7th 2007 by John

34. I think at this point it could go either way for Paris. Actually, she might not have the physical nor mental stamina to get through this. She might be put in a section that keeps her away from the other inmates, nost sure. Her lack physical stamina might result in illness of some kind that might require medical attention or she could go the other way and totally prevail through this. It's hard to say. Who knows what she might be feeling or thinking because she certainly is detached from what most of us know reality to be and that's exactly what would keep us out of this type of mess.

Posted at 11:26AM on May 7th 2007 by Rachel

35. I just heard... this is awesome news... why should you get special treatment... only because of your parents are you ANYBODY ANYWAYS!!! Its not like you have some talent... singing... um.. no... lets see acting... um... no... so really it is because your DADDY has money that you are anyone.... lets see you fall apart in jail... you did a bad thing miss hilton and you sould pay... not with money but with something that is more important to you... I hope you don't find a way out of this!!!!

Posted at 2:32PM on May 7th 2007 by Katie

36.

OH WELL....!!!!! YOU AND MARTHA CAN TEAM UP NOW....!!!! MAYBE SHE CAN GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS......


YOUR AN IDIOT....STOP DRINKING AND DRIVING........GET A BRAIN...!!!

Posted at 11:28AM on May 7th 2007 by goodie

37. stop hating on her your all just jealous

Posted at 1:33PM on May 7th 2007 by LainaGirl

38. HA HA HA Hope you rot there..........did I say HA HA HA

Posted at 11:32AM on May 7th 2007 by Barbara C

39. Its high time for a reality check for Princess Paris, and the rest of her spoil ass drinking buddies. Watch out Nichole your little spoil ass is next !

Posted at 11:33AM on May 7th 2007 by Angiep

40. WE MUST PRAY FOR PARIS HILTON! LETS ALL GATHER HANDS AND PRAY!!

HELLO KRISTEN IN COLUMBUS OHIO

GO BUCKS!

Posted at 11:33AM on May 7th 2007 by Marty Columbus OHIO

41. Finally, the stupid bitch gets what she deserves. Just cuz your a rich bitch whine ass doesn't mean you can break the law and get away with it.

Posted at 11:42AM on May 7th 2007 by oh please

42. Unfortunately, with the jail overcrowding, she'll probably spend a few hours in and be released.

Posted at 11:42AM on May 7th 2007 by Nursey

43. poor baby

Posted at 12:57PM on May 10th 2007 by Me

44. No Makeup?
She will be even uglier than usual!!

Posted at 11:47AM on May 7th 2007 by JG

45. The only thing more pathetic than Paris Hilton are the completely idiotic fans who try to stick up for her. Don't any of you losers realize she'd piss on you sooner than she's ever even say hi to you? Don't you realize that most her type, ie people born rich and useless, look down on people who actually have to work for a living and don't even consider you human beings? Seriously, you twits are so clueless it's a wonder you know even how to draw breath.

Posted at 11:54AM on May 7th 2007 by frenobulax

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