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Paris' Life to Get Real Simple

5/7/2007 11:38 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton's life in prison will be rougher than her emery board when she begins her sentence on June 5. How rough, you ask?
Paris Hilton composited with socks and panties
-- Hilton will only be allowed one five-minute shower a day ... with plain soap. The horror!

-- Two pairs of socks and panties (if she needs them).

-- Part of her day will be spent washing her underwear in the shower, since the detention center contains no laundry facilities, and her housekeeper will not be in the maid's quarters.

-- Her breakfast will be a boiled egg and not much else. Very British.

-- Lunch is typically a baloney sandwich ... not quite Polo Lounge fare.

-- Paris's visitors will be received through a glass partition ... which she might want to continue doing even after serving her time!

-- Her contact with the outside world will be via pay phone, instead of a BlackBerry and the paparazzi.

-- She is not allowed makeup, highlights or hair extensions, which may inspire the heiress to fight for changes to the cruel, cruel penal code.

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lmb322    

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE...ONLY US POOR PEOPLE SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR OUR ACTIONS!!!

2662 days ago
32.

A    

She does deserve it -- too many celebrities that can buy their way outta trouble - BUT I would be surprised if she did serve any time

2662 days ago
33.

John    

I don't like her, but she does not deserve to be thrown to the animals in the LA country jail.

2662 days ago
34.

Cayenne    

I think at this point it could go either way for Paris. Actually, she might not have the physical nor mental stamina to get through this. She might be put in a section that keeps her away from the other inmates, nost sure. Her lack physical stamina might result in illness of some kind that might require medical attention or she could go the other way and totally prevail through this. It's hard to say. Who knows what she might be feeling or thinking because she certainly is detached from what most of us know reality to be and that's exactly what would keep us out of this type of mess.

2662 days ago
35.

Katie    

I just heard... this is awesome news... why should you get special treatment... only because of your parents are you ANYBODY ANYWAYS!!! Its not like you have some talent... singing... um.. no... lets see acting... um... no... so really it is because your DADDY has money that you are anyone.... lets see you fall apart in jail... you did a bad thing miss hilton and you sould pay... not with money but with something that is more important to you... I hope you don't find a way out of this!!!!

2662 days ago
36.

goodie    



OH WELL....!!!!! YOU AND MARTHA CAN TEAM UP NOW....!!!! MAYBE SHE CAN GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS......


YOUR AN IDIOT....STOP DRINKING AND DRIVING........GET A BRAIN...!!!

2662 days ago
37.

LainaGirl    

stop hating on her your all just jealous

2662 days ago
38.

barb    

HA HA HA Hope you rot there..........did I say HA HA HA

2662 days ago
39.

Angiep    

Its high time for a reality check for Princess Paris, and the rest of her spoil ass drinking buddies. Watch out Nichole your little spoil ass is next !

2662 days ago
40.

Marty Columbus OHIO    

WE MUST PRAY FOR PARIS HILTON! LETS ALL GATHER HANDS AND PRAY!!

HELLO KRISTEN IN COLUMBUS OHIO

GO BUCKS!

2662 days ago
41.

oh please    

Finally, the stupid bitch gets what she deserves. Just cuz your a rich bitch whine ass doesn't mean you can break the law and get away with it.

2662 days ago
42.

Nursey    

Unfortunately, with the jail overcrowding, she'll probably spend a few hours in and be released.

2662 days ago
43.

Me    

poor baby

2662 days ago
44.

JG    

No Makeup?
She will be even uglier than usual!!

2662 days ago
45.

frenobulax    

The only thing more pathetic than Paris Hilton are the completely idiotic fans who try to stick up for her. Don't any of you losers realize she'd piss on you sooner than she's ever even say hi to you? Don't you realize that most her type, ie people born rich and useless, look down on people who actually have to work for a living and don't even consider you human beings? Seriously, you twits are so clueless it's a wonder you know even how to draw breath.

2662 days ago
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