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Paris' Life to Get Real Simple

5/7/2007 11:38 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton's life in prison will be rougher than her emery board when she begins her sentence on June 5. How rough, you ask?
Paris Hilton composited with socks and panties
-- Hilton will only be allowed one five-minute shower a day ... with plain soap. The horror!

-- Two pairs of socks and panties (if she needs them).

-- Part of her day will be spent washing her underwear in the shower, since the detention center contains no laundry facilities, and her housekeeper will not be in the maid's quarters.

-- Her breakfast will be a boiled egg and not much else. Very British.

-- Lunch is typically a baloney sandwich ... not quite Polo Lounge fare.

-- Paris's visitors will be received through a glass partition ... which she might want to continue doing even after serving her time!

-- Her contact with the outside world will be via pay phone, instead of a BlackBerry and the paparazzi.

-- She is not allowed makeup, highlights or hair extensions, which may inspire the heiress to fight for changes to the cruel, cruel penal code.

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61.

Buzz    

Well. . . I reckon she was driving the wrong way on a one way street.

2724 days ago
62.

squirt    

I hope Paris reads these comments. Oh...can she read? Nevermind...she can pay someone to read this to her. These are the thoughts and comments of the real people of the world. Paris lives in a fantasy world. Maybe having to serve a jail sentence will give her a rude awakening as to what it is like to be a regular person. Remember folks, she IS getting special treatment because she is a celebrity...she is going to jail, not prision, just the LA county jail and she will be kept from the regular population. If only there was a way to take her milions away from her for 45 days...she would see who her friends really are. Wake up, Paris...no one likes you for anything but your money!

2723 days ago
63.

squirt    

I hope Paris reads these comments. Oh...can she read? Nevermind...she can pay someone to read this to her. These are the thoughts and comments of the real people of the world. Paris lives in a fantasy world. Maybe having to serve a jail sentence will give her a rude awakening as to what it is like to be a regular person. Remember folks, she IS getting special treatment because she is a celebrity...she is going to jail, not prision, just the LA county jail and she will be kept from the regular population. If only there was a way to take her milions away from her for 45 days...she would see who her friends really are. Wake up, Paris...no one likes you for anything but your money!

2723 days ago
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bladimir    

well , i really think that sometimes we make mistakes in life , but i could imagine me having the popularity and the money that paris hilton does and i think i would go really crazy for a while . bad thing about humans is that we always judge people , we dont try to think about the other side of the story. maybe she have done bad things in the past but she only needs one more chance to prove people that she will be a better person from now on . we should not judge her , i understand paris hilton , maybe not support her but i understand her position in life right now .
i wish paris hilton the best of the best and only god can help paris hilton right now .
miracles happen in this life ,
but hey paris :
do you really believe in miracles?
what are u willing to do to be a better human being ?
we never get through things without god's help , he is the only who will help to change , who will not let you feel down, he wants the best for you paris and he is your best friend as well, maybe you have not found god yet and maybe thats why you are having this crazy life right now ,.
the best of the luck paris , and i wish one day you can find god in your heart . because that is the only way to fiind happiness int this life .
we all need another chance in life and we all make mistakes .
pray to god and he will help you paris .
GOD BLESS YOU PARIS AND ALWAYS HAVE FAITH IN GOD .

2720 days ago
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