Discomboobulated Jessica

A silver-sheathed Jessica Simpson had a little car confusion last night -- when she got into the wrong car outside her NYC hotel!

Jess was bustin' a lot of attitude in a spectacular glittering silver gown, pouting for cameras before getting into a black Escalade to take her to the Costume Institute Gala -- only her rented ride was the limo parked just in front of the mistaken SUV.

Simpson's hairdresser/BFF Ken Paves quickly realized Jessica's goof, helping her out of the SUV before it could drive off with the stowaway ditzy pop star. Simpson laughed it off as paps snapped away at the embarrassing incident, saying, "Of course, that happened to me."



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16. Thank goodness we don't expect her to be any more than she already is. A nothing. She's another one famous for doing what exactly? She has no singing career, no acting career. Right now she's famous for her boobs and for dating John Mayer.

What does Nick think when he sees pictures of her. Hopefully "praise the Lord I was smart enough to dump the dope".

Posted at 2:38PM on May 8th 2007 by jessica who?

17. As one comedian said a long time ago, people with special needs have to wear their helmets and yes Jessica is allowed to run around without hers. damn I guess it take too much concentration trying to look sexy with fake boobs and actually knowing which car is yours. SMH.

Posted at 2:55PM on May 8th 2007 by NubianGoddez

18. IT'S HER LIPS I'M WORRIED ABOUT THEY LOOK SO FAKE THEY LOOK OUT OF PLACE THEY ARE HUGH AND UGGGLY I MIGHT ADD. GUESS JOHN MUST LIKE THEM DOWN UNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT THOSE LIPS JESS HAVE TO GO

Posted at 7:49PM on May 8th 2007 by TRISH

19. I thought the video was kind of amusing.

Posted at 2:56PM on May 8th 2007 by anonymous

20. Again,what a dumb ass and a bimbo to boot.....

Posted at 3:30PM on May 8th 2007 by DUH

21. Again,what a dumb ass and a bimbo to boot.....

Posted at 3:34PM on May 8th 2007 by DUH

22. All I can say is MORON!

Posted at 3:48PM on May 8th 2007 by doglover73

23. #8 Mark

You are so funny.

Posted at 4:00PM on May 8th 2007 by Jessie's cute

24. Is she trying to look like "Vanessa Minnillo", at first glance you think that it is her! She jsut looks "trashy" and "trampy" and what is sad, I think deep down she is a pretty good girl! She just seems to be unhappy, sad, lost and just doesn't seem "happy"! It is like she is just going through the motions, and something is missing out of her life! Her "carefree" and "loving" spirit is hampered at the moment, it is like she is "a fish out of water", I do feel sorry for her, but she doesn't look in these pictures, and it is like she is totally trying to be something she just isn't! I do hope she finds "herself", but she doesn't look good with her hair this color, her dress just flat to small up top, and her tan is over the top! I hope she can figure out it is better to just be herself, and that she goes back to her family values and roots!

Posted at 4:08PM on May 8th 2007 by A

25. ha! once a blonde always a blonde. I'm a blonde so I can say that.

Posted at 7:43PM on May 8th 2007 by Left Coaster

26. she looks better as a brunette

Posted at 6:28PM on May 8th 2007 by claire collins

27. ............................Yup, no mistaking it.......She's a REAL BLONDE!!...............................

Posted at 7:22PM on May 8th 2007 by Confused

28. she's a ballbag. LOL

Posted at 9:47PM on May 8th 2007 by mackie

29. wait. that's what she had right before she left the hotel

Posted at 9:48PM on May 8th 2007 by mackie

30. I don't listen to her music, I don't watch the cheesy movies she is in. I think she is so not talented. More reasons why I say hollywood doesn't go for talent anymore

Posted at 7:59PM on May 9th 2007 by txgirl

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