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Paris - Get Out of Jail Free!

5/8/2007 3:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Are you upset about your favorite heiress being a convict? Do you want to help free Paris?
paris hilton monopoly card
Thanks to a clever eBay seller, you can buy this Get Out of Jail Free card, adapted from the Deluxe Dumbass version of Monopoly (it doesn't really exist, but you want one, don't you?).

Bidding starts at $20 for this handy card, which the seller says is "For entertainment only. Totally fictitious."

No luxury tax.

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I don't understand you Jane...    

Hey...I'll buy this!

My opening bid is way worth more than the $20.00 than the asking price...


I open with a pair of LaPerla panties...

2624 days ago
2.

sapphire    

HEY I GOT A UNIQUE IDEA!!! WHY DONT WE PAY TO PUT HER IN JAIL AND YET AGAIN KEEP HER THERE TIL SHE GROWS UP

2624 days ago
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blarghhhh    

actually, the owner said this:

"for entertainment purposes only. totally fictious"

and no one has placed a bid yet. go figure.

2624 days ago
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Wasabi Pea    

LOL!!! Love it!!! That's HOT!

2624 days ago
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bev    

i say have paris stay in jail where she belongs she has to learn that she is not above the law, and she needs to grow up , she is an adult, so she needs to start acting like one and be responsible for her own actions. Have fun while u can paris because jail is nothing like the highlife u live.

2624 days ago
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Charlie    

you sure won't see my name on her list of people begging to keep her out of jail. I'd sign one to put her in jail. She is a spoiled brat and has gotten away with many things. As a matter of fact give her ninety days.

2624 days ago
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Snarky    

I will personally buy the toilet paper on e-bay with her pic on it and use it!!!

2624 days ago
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maryellen    

what a waste of time and space. she is no better than any of us. SHE BROKE THE LAW>

2624 days ago
9.

grossed out    

She needs more than a 45 jail sentence...she needs her ass kicked by PINK...wasn't the song Stupid Girl written about her. PINK are you available? Her mother Kathy is almost as dumb as she is. Kathy if you were a better parent and taught your child right from wrong maybe she wouldn't be spending time in jail. She will thank the judge for making her due her time in jail when she is older. Shame on you mother Kathy for being such an ignorant stupid woman. Money doesn't buy you out of this one nor does class!

2624 days ago
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Sam.    

That should read go to jail free not get out of jail free COZZZZ!!!!!!-

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2624 days ago
11.

lc    

I used to like Paris, until I saw a video with some racial comments on it. And "yes", she and another guy in the video used the "N" word. Funny how white people say they're not racist, but soon as they get drunk, it's the first thing that comes out there mouth! Paris, I seriously don't think you'll be using that word at CRDF, those girls don't play, and trust, I know!

2624 days ago
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prisonheris    

She should go to jail; she could have been drunk and killed innocent children,you drink and drive you pay the price,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

2624 days ago
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Rose Paul    

I hope she does the full 45 days.
A spoiled, pampered diva that says she likes to keep it real, well, she will learn what REAL is like in the joint.
Perhaps she will grow up a bit and possibly get a personality?

2624 days ago
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prisonheris    

She should rot in hell for thinking she is better than everyone else because her family has money.She probably cant read to know her permit was suspended ,,,,,,,,dumb ass blonde bitch

2624 days ago
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Ace    

I hope Paris Hilton is out of jail in time to perform in that internationally televised dance show with Michael Jackson that was the brainchild of Amy Sedaris.

2624 days ago
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