Celebrity Justice
Paris WILL Do the Time

Paris HiltonParis Hilton could break out of her 45-day jail sentence six days ahead of schedule -- but only if she's on her best behavior. In other words, she MUST serve 39 days minimum, and there's no way out earlier.

TMZ has learned that Hilton is eligible for a "Good Time/Work Time" credit, a federal mandate which offers a chance to leave the joint early -- for inmates sentenced to 11 days or more. According to the mandate, every four days that an inmate spends behind bars "in an acceptable manner" will count as six. So, as long as Paris doesn't smuggle in a BlackBerry or stab a fellow inmate with a shank carved from a bar of soap -- she should be back at Hyde after just 39 orange jumpsuit-clad days!

Another way Hilton could be released sooner is if the jails became overcrowded in a short period of time due to a special circumstance, like a giant city-wide riot. A federal order would allow the most non-violent offenders to be released first to make room.

Police sources tell us that the Hollywood hills resident will enjoy a 24-person POD for "special needs inmates," and she'll be bunking with a fellow convict. Finally, being a socialite comes in handy!

The judge has ordered that the celebutante is to receive "no alternative sentencing," which means no work furlough, no home detention, and no city jail programs. And you thought being an heiress was easy.



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211. Having experienced jail myself I don't feel that the sentence Paris is receiving is in anyway outlandish or exaggerated because of her celebrity status. 45-days in jail is an appropriate and typical sentence for her list of charges and probation violation. The judge did not make any special differentiation between her and the ordinary citizen, he sentenced her as he saw fit and according to my experience in the courtrooms it is not unusual for people to be sentenced to jail for driving with a suspended license. I have witnessed individuals sentenced to 1 year in jail for three of these infractions, and remeber she also has a DUI.
She should be comforted to know she only has to serve 45-days in jail, it is usually 90-days. As for the special-needs sectional of the jail-house, I think everyone should understand that this does not mean "jail-free" but all it means is that these individuals either have some sort of handicap or differentiation that calls for them to be segregated from general population. There really isn't much of any advantage to this kind of housing, in truth it is generally the same. When looking at this case you have to consider the fact that most people would face a similar sentence for the same infractions, she is just being held to the same set of lawful standards that we are all expected to adhere to. When I broke the law and was sentenced to jail I didn't complain and whine about it, I knew the consequences before I committed my crimes, and besides, "ignorance of the law (as a judge would say) is no excuse."

Posted at 2:03PM on Sep 30th 2007 by Matt

212. I think Paris should serve all her jail time. She only served 3 days in jail and her mommy and daddy got her out. If this was any one of us (not celebrities) we would be doing the full time in jail, plus pay a huge fee, community service, drivers license suspended for a year, etc. Remember this isnt Paris's first offense either driving drunk behind the wheel. When is all this going to stop? When she finally kills someone!

It should not matter if you are a celebrity, or if you have money so you can buy people off....If her mom and dad bought off people they should be put into jail for "bribery" which is also a crime in the state of California. Paris did the crime and she MUST do the time!

Posted at 2:05PM on Jun 8th 2007 by AJsandiego

213. Everyone knows JAIL is the new RE-HAB. Once again, Paris boldly leads us fashionistas and trend setters to that which is hip and happenin'.

FYI, I understand the judge assigned to the case is a Regan Appointee, his views are Extreme Right Wing, his peer reviews are consistantly rock bottom and as for job performance---with 35 years experience in law, he has been assigned to light weight cases normally reserved for neophyte Judges.

Posted at 5:56PM on Jun 9th 2007 by Lucifer Tiddeys

214. NEWS FLASH

The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.

Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.

Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.



Posted at 3:37PM on Jun 10th 2007 by QWKINUF

215. LAS VEGAS ROCKIN REALTOR WILL BE SELLING THAT HOT JAIL BABE PARIS

ONE HOT SERIOUS LAS VEGAS PENT HOUSE AS SOON AS SHE IS OUT OF

THE SLAMA. THE POSER/CLOSER OF LAS VEGAS,, YES THAT GUY THAT DOESNT SUFFER FROM PLEASURE ANXIETY WILL BE SHOWING PARIS HOT VEGAS
CONDOS .

Posted at 1:39AM on Jun 12th 2007 by ROCKIN REALTOR

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