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Slight Altar-ation in Paris/Church Story

A few newspaper websites are reporting that the judge who sentenced Paris Hilton did not get a standing ovation in church last Sunday.
Judge Sauer - Paris Hilton
They were right. Turns out the ovation was Saturday -- the day after Michael T. Sauer dropped the hammer on Hilton. Our bad, assuming people only go to church on Sunday.

According to several God-fearing witnesses, Judge Sauer went the day before, and as he walked in, the congregation erupted in applause. Several parishioners buttonholed the judge to express their approval.

Amen.



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46. paul--you are excedingly rude and vile--i think maybe you are 'greasy bear' in disguise! i don't think he can spell either and he certainly can't make a point without profanity!

Posted at 5:16PM on May 8th 2007 by marie

47. #17 - Oh now Anna don't be so hard on that church. Even stupid whores are welcome in any house of the lord. You'll be welcomed!

Posted at 5:18PM on May 8th 2007 by ronnyk

48. Poor little rich girl, if you do the crime, you have to do the time. My kids learned that fact at an early age. Drinking and driving do not mix. Maybe you should see an accident where an innocent victim died and the family left behind suffering when they learned of the loss. It is time for you to grow up and face life's reality.

Posted at 6:13PM on May 9th 2007 by Slowpoke

49. Let Paris serve her 45 days and be an example to all smart alec, over-rated, unemployed, poor-example, spoiled rich ones that the law is the law. She has been breaking the law all along and getting away with it. Let's stop this nonsense!!!

Posted at 5:30PM on May 8th 2007 by Uma

50. The judge did what her parents should do before she kills herself or someone else.

Posted at 5:28PM on May 8th 2007 by Maureen

51. NO and No,,,

Posted at 5:28PM on May 8th 2007 by Paul

52. GREAT - Excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:30PM on May 8th 2007 by anna

53. YAY JUDGE! THANKS FOR NOT LETTING A CELEBRITY BE ABOVE THE LAW. WE NEED MORE LIKE YOU TO SERVE JUSTICE. ITS A FAIR SENTENCE! I THINK MORE CELEBS SHOULD BE TREATED MORE LIKE THE REST OF US. MANY KIDS LOOK UP AND MIMICK CELEBS BEHAVIOR . THEY NEED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BREAK THE LAW.

Posted at 5:35PM on May 8th 2007 by Melissa

54. Celebrity realist:

Look out everyone, tis a troller.

Posted at 5:56PM on May 8th 2007 by Jane

55. no more talking about Paris until June 6th!!!!!!!!!! until she has been in jail for a full 24 hours this is just tabloid speculation.

how does Paris make money off of this? do the trade rags pay her some sort of royalty?

Posted at 5:45PM on May 8th 2007 by jumango.com

56. That judge is such a grandstanding jerk.

Why are all you people applauding him?
Why?
Beause you are all a bunch of jealous losers who can't stand it that she has looks, talent, money and is a fashionable person.
You are all so miserable in your existence and want to beat someone down.
She is such a threat to you and you sit in your church thinking you are better than anyone else.

Yet I bet not one of you expressed any outrage that you have your cops beating people up at a peaceful rally.

You are all a bunch of fools.

Paris will come out of this bigger and better than before. She made a mistake but she certainly doesn't deserve jail time.

SO all you fools sit in your church and condemn other people.

Posted at 5:48PM on May 8th 2007 by jiggy gato

57. There were around four hundred messages protesting that hag getting away with this and when my mother went on the site all the signatures were gone except fourteen??? Whats going on there?

Posted at 5:47PM on May 8th 2007 by Paris is just plain nasty

58. The cops do not hit on you, fugly.

Posted at 5:51PM on May 8th 2007 by toady

59. 57. That judge is such a grandstanding jerk.

Why are all you people applauding him?
Why?
Beause you are all a bunch of jealous losers who can't stand it that she has looks, talent, money and is a fashionable person.
You are all so miserable in your existence and want to beat someone down.
She is such a threat to you and you sit in your church thinking you are better than anyone else.

Yet I bet not one of you expressed any outrage that you have your cops beating people up at a peaceful rally.

You are all a bunch of fools.

Paris will come out of this bigger and better than before. She made a mistake but she certainly doesn't deserve jail time.

SO all you fools sit in your church and condemn other people.

Posted at 5:48PM on May 8th 2007 by jiggy gato
You are either an idiot or a little twelve year old if you belief that crap you just typed.
This cow didnt just make one little mistake she made three. Not to mention the little fact that we have seen so many times this vapid waste of space smoking pot and actively snorting cocaine. Pull your head out of your butt , dumbass! It s not just this moron that needs to be made accountable, Everyone should be. How many chances do you think this bitch deserves???

Posted at 5:53PM on May 8th 2007 by Paris is just plain nasty

60. 'CELEBRITY REALIST' you crack me up- the use of the words "A publicity seeking incompetent' totally describes Paris to a T......!!! You must be a family member.


BTW- where do you suppose a judge sends someone for stupidity rehabilitation....??

Posted at 5:56PM on May 8th 2007 by carlacalifornia

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