Celebrity Justice
Slight Altar-ation in Paris/Church Story

A few newspaper websites are reporting that the judge who sentenced Paris Hilton did not get a standing ovation in church last Sunday.
Judge Sauer - Paris Hilton
They were right. Turns out the ovation was Saturday -- the day after Michael T. Sauer dropped the hammer on Hilton. Our bad, assuming people only go to church on Sunday.

According to several God-fearing witnesses, Judge Sauer went the day before, and as he walked in, the congregation erupted in applause. Several parishioners buttonholed the judge to express their approval.

Amen.



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106. If I were the judge I would have sent Paris, her mother, and that stupid poster David Paul to the gas chamber.

Posted at 12:12AM on May 9th 2007 by pot smoking judge

107. She got what she deserves EXCEPT, he should have given her 90 days for being a stuck up bitch.
http://www.pardonparishilton.com

Posted at 12:44AM on May 9th 2007 by Trianna Johnson

108. At the rate Paris has partied in how many yrs???.....
In 10yrs, she will look just like Virgie Arthur. HAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 12:53AM on May 9th 2007 by Marina

109. That sick D A V I D P A U L (# 108 on this liste) just seeks attention. - Next time HILTON is behind the wheels and drives under the influence, she should hit his car so he has sufficient time in the hopital to think about all the stupid comments he made on this site.

Posted at 12:57AM on May 9th 2007 by yb

110. The round of applause was an appropriate response from God-fearing bible-thumping vindictive hypocrites. The bible says to forgive, to pray for those who need God's help and to turn the other cheek. I see none of that in this instance. If these zealots were actually out for justice, they would find that there are a heck of a lot more dangerous people around than Paris Hilton to direct their virtriol towards. Ms. Hilton obviously has problems. Her parents did a poor job, they gave her no limitations nor instilled values. They wanted to be her friends rather than her parents. Now, after a life of being allowed to get away with childish behavior, she's having to face the consequences.
Her incarceration is nothing to cheer about unless you hate women or are jealous of her wealth. Instead of applauding, they might have tried some introspection and considered the job they are doing as parents. On that point, their example to their children is a poor one.

Posted at 2:08AM on May 9th 2007 by Patricia

111. HEY, HARVEY, WHY SO LAX.... JUST TALKED TO MY BUDDY WHO KNOWS THE PUBLICIST OF PARIS HILTON..............THERE IS NO MONEY THERE...THE WHOLE FAMILY IS A SCAM, ALMOST BROKE, I KNEW IT.... RICH PEOPLE DO NOT DO REALITY SHOWS LIKE HER MOTHER DID, ITS ALL A SHAM,,,,, THE HILTONS HAVE NO CASH.....

Posted at 1:09AM on May 9th 2007 by dave

112. I show compassion, understanding and forgivness and for that I am shown and attacked with hate, malice and name calling. Who was it that said let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Howmany posters on here have driven a vehicle with a blood count of .08 and just not caught or made mistakes they would like to take back. I have be picked on and made fun of all my life. I can't have an opinion? I can't express an opinion without pot smoking judge want to send me to the electric chair or someone wants to run me over. This is not right. This is a free country...speaking of free...free Paris free Paris. Don't worry Paris I have collected 87 signatures and the list is growing. We must stop this injustice.

Posted at 1:16AM on May 9th 2007 by David Paul

113. Please turn the cap lock off.

It's very hard to read.
If your worried your words are not being seen
(Look at me! Look at me!) please try using less of a Fisher Price First PC method.

Posted at 1:22AM on May 9th 2007 by CapItOff

114. To David Paul

You can and do have a right to post your opinion. I am sorry if you have suffered in your life from cruelty. I have my opinion also.
It is not that Paris made a mistake, your right we all make them. The point is not that at all.
It's that she dose not feel she should face any consequences! as we all must when or if we make mistakes to the magatude Paris has.
That is why most people are resentful over this issue. You or I would have already done some time behind bars.
Don't be too loyal David, In a heart beat Paris would give you up to do her time if she could. She did get caught, Not once but 3 times!.

I'm afraid even Jesus just might be tempted to throw a stone at her to wake her ass up.

Posted at 2:05AM on May 9th 2007 by PardonThis

115. Simply stated David this women is enough to even piss off the pope.

Posted at 2:20AM on May 9th 2007 by Your killing me Larry

116. I was taught that one doesn't delight in other's follies. Yet over and over, I see people on the sidelines applauding when they think someone gets their "due". I for one am grateful that I haven't always gotten what I deserved, and that mercy at times has been showed to me. Hasn't any mercy ever been shown to any of you?

Posted at 2:36AM on May 9th 2007 by Dell Redd

117. I AM GLAD THE JUDGE DID WHAT HE DID, AND IT JUST MAKES IT CLEAR HOW STUPID HER MOTHER IS AND WHAT "SHE" THOUGHT MONEY COULD BUY!!! BOTTOM LINE PARIS IS A PERSON JUST LIKE THE REST OF US EVEN THOUGH SHE THINKS SHE IS ABOVE AND BETTER THEN "US" NORMAL PEOPLE!!! AND IF I WERE HER PARENTS I WOULD HAVE RAISED HER BETTER THEN THEY DID, BECAUSE IF A CHILD OF MINE DID THE THINGS SHE DID, THE SEX TAPE, AND ACTED THE WAY SHE DID, I WOULD HAVE SCATCHED HER BALD HEADED!!! AND THE THING I FIND 'REAL" ODD, IS IF YOU REALLY LOOK AT HER, SHE IS VERY HOMELY, NOT SURE IF THAT IS SPELLED RIGHT, SO I'LL PUT IT THIS WAY "UGLY"!!!!!!! SHE HAS NO FIGURE, HUGE NOSE, AND "NO" BOOBS! SO I REALLY DON' T KNOW WHAT MEN SHE IN HER, OH YEAH, I REMEMBER NOW, "MONEY"! SO SHE DOES NEED TO SERVE HER TIME JUST LIKE ANY OF US "NORMAL" PEOPLE WOULD, RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:29AM on May 10th 2007 by HATCH

118. why is he being applauded. that's his damn job. he should be upholding the law.

Posted at 5:46AM on May 9th 2007 by fatbitch

119. look how popular paris has become. i guess going to jail will make her even more popular and successful when she leaves like martha stewart.

Posted at 5:48AM on May 9th 2007 by popularparis

120. PU------LE---ASE, DAVID PAUL, 87 SIGNATURES TO FREE HER???????? AND IT'S BEEN 6 DAYS SINCE SHE WAS SENTENCED. I HOPE THE PAY IS REAL GOOD, CUZ YOUR DOING AN INEFFICIENT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO BACK ME, LET ALONE BE MY SPOKESPERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:38AM on May 9th 2007 by adrlau

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