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Brooke Shields Comes Correct!

5/9/2007 2:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Click to play!From the same people who brought you Will Ferrell's "Landlord" comes "Playground Tales," starring Brooke Shields as a suburban mom who dispenses parental discipline using urban slang. 'Sho nuff!

The folks at FunnyOrDie.com have done it again. In this hilarious video vignette, Shields warns her pretty baby daughter to "Check herself before she wrecks herself" and "It's hard out there for a pimp!"

Take that, postpartum depression!

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Catalina    

LOL SOUNDS LIKE MY MOM

2670 days ago
2.

ONE WHO KNOWS    

OKAY, I JUST READ THIS STORY AND MY RESPONSE IS:

WHAH?????? WTF? TRY WRITING SOMETHING PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND!

SOMEONE WAS DRINKING WAY TOO MANY BEERS.........

2670 days ago
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Great    

lol.....that was funny.

2670 days ago
4.

dude    

Judi, this is not a chat room, it's for posting. Take your crusade somewhere else.

2670 days ago
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Bella    

Allyson -- why is Brooke "desperate" for work? She has always loved doing comedy. I doubt she's desperate for anything.

btw -- Paris is a loser. They're are soldiers nearly 7 years younger than her dying in Iraq and she's complaining about "cruel" punishment. She's such a douche.

2670 days ago
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Yummy    

Judi, be careful while standing on your soap box.

The video is amusing.

2670 days ago
7.

Hal    

Brooke is a real person, and I doubt that she is "desperate" for work!

2670 days ago
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Watchingfromadistance    

Oh, Please. Paris Hilton's jail time will no doubt include a nicely compensated guard to make sure she gets whatever she wants, and care packages that haven't been rifled through by the wardens. It'll make Martha's term look like a chain gang. That entitled twerp deserves the sentence and then some. If she were poor she'd have gotten a longer sentence. Instead of fighting it, she should suck it up and use the time for self-improvement and to learn something - perhaps that even the disgustingly wealthy should be held accountable to the laws of the land in which they reside. Of course, she's been raised to believ, no doubt, that in her case there is no need for self improvement...

2670 days ago
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Jemima    

I like Brooke. she is beautiful and talented. Obviously someone taped her without her knowledge. Maybe that woman she was talking to. I find no fault with her parenting. Toddlers can do it to you! lol
First time I have heard the 'check yourself...wreck yourself ' thing. I will remember it. Perhaps in time, Lily will too. You go Brooke!

2670 days ago
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JS    

wow the woman who can't stand to be around her kids 24/7.........stupid bitch...bad mother...wow the list goes on.

2670 days ago
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Watchingfromadistance    

Wow. Why is it that Britney Spears can go around being the queen of white trash and a role model for retoractive birth control and I've never read any sort of vitriol aimed at her like those comments about Brooke Shields? Can't she be forgiven for her own mother's bad choices with her young career? I think she's proven herself to be talented, intelligent and self-aware, and all this hatred aimed at her reeks of envy. She didn't choose her face or life for the most part. Give the poor woman a break. And humor is humor, but some people have no senses thereof.

2670 days ago
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LOST ROCKS    

Ha Ha....Check yourself before you wreck yourself was a line from Roseanne! Good One

2670 days ago
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Wendy    

Hilarious. The people at funny or die have employed other famous actors for their vignettes (see Will Farrell's landlord skit, it's damn funny).

I've got to give it to Brooke Shields. There's really nothing funnier than self-deprecating humor.

2670 days ago
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Bella    

Just me -- who *can* stand to be around their kids 24/7?? Who are you- Jesus?

2670 days ago
15.

Team Jon    

That was to funny LMAO

2670 days ago
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