511. People who support Paris Hilton and say this is unfair...

Go out... drive without yer lights on, leave yer license at home, and have some alchy before you go out... and THEN when you get pulled over and get in mucho trouble for it, dare to whine you're being treated unfairly. And then think that she's done this many times before and her license was suspended, too. And then I DARE you to support her.

Blah blah blah, 14 year old girls and boys with underdeveloped brains. Paris is no better than the rest of you.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jun 1st 2007 by RJ

512. To #446 -

=oO!!!

OMG my eyes are burning out of their sockets. AUGH!

Posted at 1:19PM on Jun 1st 2007 by RJ

513. Listen to these obviously-COACHED speeches (written by James Carville, no doubt):

"I absolutely realise how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired."

But ENDANGERING "the little people" is just fine and dandy with her.

"I'm not above the law."

NOOOO--- her royal highness just she just thinks she deserves a PARDON for deliberately violating probation!

"I just want fair treatment."

So do we-- and what would WE get for a similar offense?

It seems she's been vomiting all over the rest of us all her life, and now she thinks she's entitled-- but I'd forgive her if she's just go away and never come back, since this arrest will just mean free publicity-- even more than giving enemas at fat-camp. Unfortunately, I think "we'll always have Paris."

Posted at 6:48PM on Jun 4th 2007 by OsamaBomba

514. wow! If she goes to jail she goes to jail, which she should, she's a blonde head trophy wife skank, who deserves to go thier! who's naieve to think she's a decent person/hard worker entertainer. She's an aneroexic bitch and the whole world knows it, the people protesting to get her out just want to fit her mold of "perfectioness". She stars in a reality tv show which she admits isn't really reality, and if she's going to jail for a suspended license then she should go to jail, and under the influence of alcohol, she shoudlnt have a group of protesters to get her out then if she's caught doing things, just cuz she's a celeb. Were all american citizens and the law doesnt excuse someone cuz thier a celeb, the fact that people are protesting for her to be freed with excusese like, she shouldn't cuz she didn't do this or that or only dirtballs go thier is insane.

Posted at 3:26AM on Jun 17th 2007 by krystal

515.
This is crazy first you jerks cry because she did not step up when she does you still act like jerks give paris a chance

Posted at 11:46AM on Jun 27th 2007 by tjhLovesparis

516. If this had been a normal everyday person, she would've gotten 60days and be let out around 50 if she had 'good behavior'. She's whining about 45 days? Come on now.

All you num nuts who are like, "UR JUST JEALOUS!" first learn how to spell. Second caps lock isn't your friend. And thirdly, jealous of a bony rich brat? Please. She's *no better* than anyone else--she puts her drawers on 1 leg at a time if she even bothers to wear them.

She gets away w/ this and what happens next time? She plasters some poor sap on Beverly Hill Blvd. and speeds away like Hailey Berry and gets a slap on the wrist? What happens when they die? Are you going to be throwing your support behind this brain dead bimbo then? Paris Hilton is irresponsible and should shut her trap and do her time. If anything, it'll help her image and maybe humble her a bit.

Posted at 1:59AM on Jul 17th 2007 by Lyxa