Gummi Weighs In on Paris: "It's Absolutely Retarded"

1. first

Posted at 2:46PM on May 10th 2007 by mememe

2. Are we being punked?

Posted at 2:47PM on May 10th 2007 by What a Joke

3. EWWWWW!! I thought that was Jimmy Glick!! LOL! HE"S A LOSER just like Parasite!
BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER!!

Posted at 2:48PM on May 10th 2007 by Hate them both

4.

OMG FOR FREAKIN' FAT!!!

WHAT A BLIMP.

WHOA HOSS. LAY OFF THE TWINKIES AND DING DONGS. YOU'RE RICH. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THE AVERAGE PARIS HILTON SUPPORTER.

Posted at 2:49PM on May 10th 2007 by TONI

5. MAN THIS GUY IS A FAT IDIOT........HE LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT WITH BLONDE HAIR...AND ANOTHER THING WHO LISTENS TO WHAT THIS FAT ASS LOSER HAS TO SAY......HEY GIVE NICOLE RICHIE SOME OF THAT FOOD YOU APPARENTLY DO NOT NEED...EVER HEARD OF A FAT FARM GREASY IDIOT. OH BY THE WAY HOW MUCH DID YOU PEND ON THAT BOTTLE OF CLAIROL....DISCOUNTED AT WALGREENS FOR $1.98. oNE DOLLAR MORE THAN YOUR FAT ASS IS WORTH!

Posted at 2:51PM on May 10th 2007 by PARIS HO

6. Who is this Fat Bas-tid.............

Posted at 2:50PM on May 10th 2007 by The Juice

7. Who the hell is he?

Posted at 2:49PM on May 10th 2007 by hello, it\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

8. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! What a moron!!!!!!!!!!!! Eat a few thousand more quarter pounders and shut the hell up, you freaking douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't stop laughing....thanks for the laugh, TMZ!!!!!!!!! This clearly illustrates why we should all be happy we're not filthy rich!!!!!!!! Look what it does to you!!!!

Posted at 2:51PM on May 10th 2007 by Chewi

9. Commander in Chief Gummi and Vice President Greasy....hmmm...nah

Posted at 2:53PM on May 10th 2007 by Smirk Man

10. what a waste of space he is in this world

Posted at 2:55PM on May 10th 2007 by Kathy

11. OMG! Guess Gummi is lookin to get some nasty Paris poonani for his support. HAHAHAHAHA... Just damn nasty!

Posted at 2:56PM on May 10th 2007 by ParisPRbear

12. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...he's gross looking!!!!

With all the money he is suppose to be swimming in, can he make himself looks a little bit better? like, lose at least 100 pounds & get rid of the double chin & definitely that scraggly facial hair. I would not be seen with him even if he pays me his millions!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

Posted at 3:01PM on May 10th 2007 by Annia

13. what the hell is this fool ? Fat classless retarded ...........etc.............

Posted at 2:57PM on May 10th 2007 by sidney

14. I don't care about his weight, I was staring at that hair the whole time. She didn't make one mistake, she made quite a few, and her last one was showing up late at the court house... Although, now that I think about it, they weren't mistakes, they were deliberate choices (starting with her decision to get behind the wheel while drunk).

I have yet to see folks who scream about all these criminals running around volunteering to round them up. Murderers? Bring 'em in or at least tell the cops where they are and give them enough evidence to put them behind bars. Drug dealers? Same thing. If you break the law, you break the law. And some are worse than others, that's why they don't give everyone life in prison. If you don't like the law, don't cry about it... Try to get it changed. Although I'd love to see these cry baby celebrities - although this guy has even less reason to be a celebrity than Paris, and please for the love of god do not release a sex tape because it worked for her - trying to reduce the amount of time you get for drunk driving (or parole violations) because it interrupts their social activites... Idiots.

Posted at 2:58PM on May 10th 2007 by Valerie

15.

GUMMI = Bleached out whale

PARIS = Lizzard

Posted at 2:58PM on May 10th 2007 by STANK