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Gummi Weighs In on Paris: "It's Absolutely Retarded"

5/10/2007 3:03 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Puffed-up oil heir Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis threw his hefty support behind convicted socialite Paris Hilton last night.

In a wacky, rambling bit of inflated discourse outside of Sugar, the Falstaffian parade float declared his fellow heir's fate an "absolute outrage," saying that Paris can't help it if people like her "do what people tell you."

Gummi, who appeared to be suffering from intestinal discomfort, declared himself a "strong fan in justice" [sic], and summed up his epicurean eloquence when he belched, "It's absolutely retarded."

Then, in a demonstration of an ego inflated nearly as much as he is, the VIP-entry-challenged Gummi Bear declared his candidacy for president before waddling away. Vote Gummi!

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ANNA    

first

2669 days ago
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Whatareyoudoing?    

Are we being punked?

2669 days ago
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ANNA    

EWWWWW!! I thought that was Jimmy Glick!! LOL! HE"S A LOSER just like Parasite!
BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER!!

2669 days ago
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ivy    



OMG FOR FREAKIN' FAT!!!

WHAT A BLIMP.

WHOA HOSS. LAY OFF THE TWINKIES AND DING DONGS. YOU'RE RICH. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THE AVERAGE PARIS HILTON SUPPORTER.

2669 days ago
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JESSICA    

MAN THIS GUY IS A FAT IDIOT........HE LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT WITH BLONDE HAIR...AND ANOTHER THING WHO LISTENS TO WHAT THIS FAT ASS LOSER HAS TO SAY......HEY GIVE NICOLE RICHIE SOME OF THAT FOOD YOU APPARENTLY DO NOT NEED...EVER HEARD OF A FAT FARM GREASY IDIOT. OH BY THE WAY HOW MUCH DID YOU PEND ON THAT BOTTLE OF CLAIROL....DISCOUNTED AT WALGREENS FOR $1.98. oNE DOLLAR MORE THAN YOUR FAT ASS IS WORTH!

2669 days ago
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Stevie    

Who is this Fat Bas-tid.............

2669 days ago
7.

hello, it    

Who the hell is he?

2669 days ago
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Chewi    

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! What a moron!!!!!!!!!!!! Eat a few thousand more quarter pounders and shut the hell up, you freaking douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't stop laughing....thanks for the laugh, TMZ!!!!!!!!! This clearly illustrates why we should all be happy we're not filthy rich!!!!!!!! Look what it does to you!!!!

2669 days ago
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Smirk Man    

Commander in Chief Gummi and Vice President Greasy....hmmm...nah

2669 days ago
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Kathy    

what a waste of space he is in this world

2669 days ago
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TheMediaConnedUs    

OMG! Guess Gummi is lookin to get some nasty Paris poonani for his support. HAHAHAHAHA... Just damn nasty!

2669 days ago
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ANNIA    

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...he's gross looking!!!!

With all the money he is suppose to be swimming in, can he make himself looks a little bit better? like, lose at least 100 pounds & get rid of the double chin & definitely that scraggly facial hair. I would not be seen with him even if he pays me his millions!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

2669 days ago
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RASCAL    

what the hell is this fool ? Fat classless retarded ...........etc.............

2669 days ago
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Valerie    

I don't care about his weight, I was staring at that hair the whole time. She didn't make one mistake, she made quite a few, and her last one was showing up late at the court house... Although, now that I think about it, they weren't mistakes, they were deliberate choices (starting with her decision to get behind the wheel while drunk).

I have yet to see folks who scream about all these criminals running around volunteering to round them up. Murderers? Bring 'em in or at least tell the cops where they are and give them enough evidence to put them behind bars. Drug dealers? Same thing. If you break the law, you break the law. And some are worse than others, that's why they don't give everyone life in prison. If you don't like the law, don't cry about it... Try to get it changed. Although I'd love to see these cry baby celebrities - although this guy has even less reason to be a celebrity than Paris, and please for the love of god do not release a sex tape because it worked for her - trying to reduce the amount of time you get for drunk driving (or parole violations) because it interrupts their social activites... Idiots.

2669 days ago
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ivy    



GUMMI = Bleached out whale

PARIS = Lizzard

2669 days ago
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