Gummi Weighs In on Paris: "It's Absolutely Retarded"

31. TMZ...I love your writing style! It just cracks me up every time I read a post, especially this one about Gummi Bear.

Posted at 3:11PM on May 10th 2007 by Morgan

32. Somebody get him a bacon and peanut butter sandwich! It's Elvis reincarnate!!!

Posted at 3:12PM on May 10th 2007 by Cindy

33. Can we change his name to Gooey Bear?

Posted at 3:13PM on May 10th 2007 by lulusez

34. I couldn't place it before, but I now know who this guy reminds me: Elmer Fudd! You can just hear it in his voice: "Dis is abso-wootly we-tawded; be vewy vewy quiet, we'we hunting bunny wabbits, huh huh huh huh!"

What a moron...

Posted at 3:15PM on May 10th 2007 by Elmer Fudd

35. Nice glasses, fatass!!!!!!

Keep it coming with this beached-whale loser douchebag, TMZ!!!!!

Posted at 3:15PM on May 10th 2007 by Chewi

36. You would think with money behind him he might get gastro by pass surgery lol I agree he does look like fat bastard good thing he has some money that is the ONLY way he is ever gonna get laid. You would think since he has a big fat 0 in the looks department that he would at least be somewhat smart. This whale oops I mean man is a perfect example of how money could ruin your life. Gummi if I were you I would lay off the Mickey Dees your gonna stroke out. If you look at him long enough he kinda looks like jabba the hut from star wars YUCK!

Posted at 3:18PM on May 10th 2007 by Jesica

37. Just wondering when your that big do you have to lift up all the rolls to find you weenie to pee?

Posted at 3:23PM on May 10th 2007 by Jesica

38. This Fat Load looks like he has a classic case of boobiedo, his gut sticks out farther than his "Boobies Do".

Posted at 3:26PM on May 10th 2007 by SlappDaddy

39. Looks like he also has a severe case of Dunlaps disease too, when his belly "Dunlaps" over his belt. He probably hasn't seen his Junk in years.

Posted at 3:30PM on May 10th 2007 by SlappDaddy

40. Then, in a demonstration of an ego inflated nearly as much as he is, the VIP-entry-challenged Gummi Bear declared his candidacy for president before waddling away. Vote Gummi!

I can't stop laughing.

Posted at 3:30PM on May 10th 2007 by zbabe

41.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You guys are cracking me up! Thanks for the laff!

Posted at 3:30PM on May 10th 2007 by AnnaMe

42. Does any of these people think about the safety of others. Paris is lucky she is learning this lesson now instead of after someone my have gotten hurt. I don't think she is a bad kid she just wasn't thinking. I'm sure she wouldn't want to do life in jail because she killed someone. Then live with that thought.

Posted at 3:32PM on May 10th 2007 by Patty

43.
Chewi that's too funny!

Posted at 3:31PM on May 10th 2007 by AnnaMe

44.
Better yet, how does this guy have SEX? He must have to do the walrus move: Lie on your side and ART! ART! ART!

Posted at 3:34PM on May 10th 2007 by toni

45. He, too, must have attended the 'Paris Hilton School of Law,' where they learn phrases like
'it's an absolute outrage', and the money phrase, 'Paris can't help it if people like her do what people tell you'. If someone told Paris to jump off a bridge, would she do it?

Then there's this eloquent and deep quote: 'It's absolutely retarded!' Makes me want to cry, I'm so moved...in a very special way...

Posted at 3:45PM on May 10th 2007 by Gaaaaaaack.