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Gummi Weighs In on Paris: "It's Absolutely Retarded"

Posted May 10th 2007 2:03PM by TMZ Staff

Puffed-up oil heir Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis threw his hefty support behind convicted socialite Paris Hilton last night.

In a wacky, rambling bit of inflated discourse outside of Sugar, the Falstaffian parade float declared his fellow heir's fate an "absolute outrage," saying that Paris can't help it if people like her "do what people tell you."

Gummi, who appeared to be suffering from intestinal discomfort, declared himself a "strong fan in justice" [sic], and summed up his epicurean eloquence when he belched, "It's absolutely retarded."

Then, in a demonstration of an ego inflated nearly as much as he is, the VIP-entry-challenged Gummi Bear declared his candidacy for president before waddling away. Vote Gummi!

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46. Why didn't you guys say earlier that Gummi was against this jail time? I now reverse my previous stance! Free Paris!

Posted at 3:50PM on May 10th 2007 by c green

47. gross

Posted at 3:51PM on May 10th 2007 by Mr. Paris Hilton

48. #7 Too funny.

He does remind me of an elephant with a blonde wig stuck on its head!

And who is he? Does anyone know who he is? What does he do besides eat all day?

Posted at 3:51PM on May 10th 2007 by Gee

49. Just remember folks, when you don't know what to say about something - you can always revert back to "that's so retarded." People will consider you an authority on the subject matter.

And was Gummie wearing a big, pink man blouse? What's up with that?

That hair is so funny. Someone posted he looks like an elephant with a wig. He does! I'm laughing too hard to type....

Posted at 3:59PM on May 10th 2007 by Will

50. I'm telling you Gummi is a ticking Chris Farley. And boy what a mess he's going to make when it happens!

Posted at 4:05PM on May 10th 2007 by Sean of Hollywood

51. Quit making fun! It's absolutely retarded! He doesn't look like an elephant in a blonde wig! That's absolutely retarded!

I've been laughing about this for about two hours now - and it's just absolutely retarded!

Posted at 4:04PM on May 10th 2007 by Chewi

52. LOL and there I was thinking that Perez was the only FAT ASS around here!! Guess I was wrong....

Posted at 4:05PM on May 10th 2007 by Jimmy

53. TMZ you're hilarious!! haha, too funny. Tearing up Gummi :P

Posted at 4:05PM on May 10th 2007 by Lindsay

54. Excuse me dude but who are you???? And why should anyone care what you think???

Posted at 4:20PM on May 10th 2007 by Kat

55. www.myspace.com/hiltonhotelprotest

Posted at 4:18PM on May 10th 2007 by No drunk drivers

56. PARADE FLOAT?!?!? Damn, TMZ, you have totally redeemed yourself today. You hit that one square on the head. I've never seen a human parade float...until now!!!

Another shining endorsement from another one of Wonky Eye's loser friends!!!!!! Cute!!

Posted at 4:22PM on May 10th 2007 by JaneSays

57. RE: 56

Oh, come on!!! At least Chris Farley was funny....rest his soul.

This greasy slob, I would not hug him even if my life depends on it!

Posted at 4:25PM on May 10th 2007 by Annia

58. And to think that sloth used the word retarded without any fear because he is clearly an expert on retardation; social or otherwise!!!

Posted at 4:24PM on May 10th 2007 by JaneSays

59. I'd like to hear Gummi tell the IRS that he didn't pay his taxes because no one "told" him to do so. Ever heard: "Ignorance is no excuse for the law."

Posted at 4:24PM on May 10th 2007 by DD

60. Ewwww, I see 350 pounds of pecker fat!!!! I'm blind...

Posted at 4:29PM on May 10th 2007 by JaneSays

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