Gummi Weighs In on Paris: "It's Absolutely Retarded"

Puffed-up oil heir Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis threw his hefty support behind convicted socialite Paris Hilton last night.

In a wacky, rambling bit of inflated discourse outside of Sugar, the Falstaffian parade float declared his fellow heir's fate an "absolute outrage," saying that Paris can't help it if people like her "do what people tell you."

Gummi, who appeared to be suffering from intestinal discomfort, declared himself a "strong fan in justice" [sic], and summed up his epicurean eloquence when he belched, "It's absolutely retarded."

Then, in a demonstration of an ego inflated nearly as much as he is, the VIP-entry-challenged Gummi Bear declared his candidacy for president before waddling away. Vote Gummi!



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61. Gummi needs to be Bounced from TMZ ! Rehad the dudee.

Posted at 4:31PM on May 10th 2007 by Jesup

62. What an excuse for a human being. If you spent more time at the FAT FARM and less time defending PARASITE for something she deserves, then maybe you wouldn't be perceived as a complete RETARD. Oh wait, too late!!!!!!!!!! She should not be given any special treatment just because she is a rich, loser, arogant, racist, pig-headed spoiled little bitch. Suck on that while you are wolfing down your next crate of twinkies, dumb-ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:48PM on May 10th 2007 by Gary

63. This guy is going to be controlling the price of oil once his parents kick off. Then we'll see who's absolutely retarded!!! FAT BASTARD LARDASS.

Posted at 4:34PM on May 10th 2007 by Chewi

64. A note to no. #47, Patty: You need to wake up and smell the coffee. The only thing Parasite regrets is getting caught and the fact that the judge could not be bought by mommy or daddy. People like her care about one thing and one thing only; THEMSELVES. That is a proven fact. Believe me, she was thinking alright. She was thinking that she was above the law and that she can do whatever she wants, whenever she wants. It took a good, LAW-ABIDING judge to give her a wake-up call by making her accountable for her actions. YOU LIVE WITH THAT THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:46PM on May 10th 2007 by Gary

65. Chewi
Do you think he will live long enough to take over his parents business? I mean the guy looks like a stroke waiting to happen

Posted at 4:47PM on May 10th 2007 by Jesica

66. its retarded to think that because you have money you dont have to follow the law. ignorance is no excuse,some told me i could drive ,what are you five . grow up . the said fact is that she acctually has supporters. if it were anyone else they would have gotten more time and not at a country club. whats the law for one should be the law for all!!!!!!!!! NO MATTER WHAT, OR WHO YOU ARE!!!!!! her followers are a bunch of retards

Posted at 5:12PM on May 10th 2007 by smange

67. who is this fat bastard???????????????????
and who was the little toadie hanging on to is every word?? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Posted at 5:02PM on May 10th 2007 by piano

68. RETARDED? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S RETARDED!!!! A 6'4" 500 LB DUDE WITH BLEACHED BLONDE HAIR AND HIS CHIN WHERE HIS NIPPLES SHOULD BE, HIS NIPPLES WHERE IS BELLY BUTTON SHOULD BE, HIS BELLY BUTTON WHERE HIS KNEES SHOULD BE AND HIS KNEES WHERE HIS ANKLES SHOULD BE AND WEARING ORANGE CROCKS!!!! THAT'S RETARDED!!!

Posted at 5:15PM on May 10th 2007 by Richard

69. I bet his nipples are the size of pancakes.

Posted at 5:20PM on May 10th 2007 by Chewi

70. Fat bastard. I bet Paris wouldn't give a rats ass if he was facing jail time.

Posted at 6:17PM on May 10th 2007 by Bianca

71. Looks like Star Jones passed down her sunglasses after she had gastric bypass surgery.

Posted at 6:22PM on May 10th 2007 by Richard

72. I'm no fan of the Davis brothers, but come on, TMZ! Come on, readers! Is it really necessary to be so cruel? Since when did being overweight make it acceptable for people to ridicule you? Over 50% of adults in the U.S. are overweight, and over 25% are clinically obese.

Go back and re-read the article. Notice the words and phrases "puffed-up," "hefty," "inflated" (used twice), "Falstaffian parade float," "intestinal discomfort," "epicurean eloquence," "belched," and "waddled." Re-read the cruel, insulting comments. When people like Nicole Ritchie find fame by appearing skeletal and five-year-old girls think they "look fat" and put themselves on diets, you will now know part of the reason. HATE SPEECH is ALWAYS wrong whether is it racist, sexist, or fattist. Always. Period.

Posted at 7:23PM on May 10th 2007 by MoreDietDrPepper

73. OMG. He needs Jenny Craig bad.
Why do these NOBODYS get their pic taken just because
they have tons of money? WHY?

Posted at 6:24PM on May 10th 2007 by Prnzez

74. And we really care what this schmuck has to say?. Let me guess, he's talking to TMZ basically because he was dissed entry at another club 'right?. These rich brats make me sick, they have no basis of reality. What a loser....

Posted at 11:59PM on May 10th 2007 by Louis

75. Who is Gummi Bear Davis you ask??

Gummi Bear and Greasy Bear are the grandsons of Marvin Davis.

Marvin Davis is a BILLIONAIRE oilman, he co-owned 20th Century Fox in the 1980's. At one time he also owned the Beverly Hills Hotel and the Denver Broncos. Marvin and his wife Barbara created the Children's Diabetes Foundation in 1977 and raised over 70 million dollars for juvenile Diabetes research.

Every other year there was a all star studded fundraiser dinner at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Gummi and Greasy were probably between 8~12 years old at the time (there was a third grandson there too, I don't recall his name) they were part of the dinner show. Each one of these kids had his own personal body guard, that's how rich the family was. They were afraid that someone might kidnap one of the kids and hold the family for ransom.

Marvin and Barbara Davis did alot of wonderful things in their life time. It's really sad to see that their grandsons didn't turn out so well. What an embrassment they must be to the family!!

Two more spoiled rotten kids from a very rich family, just like Paris.

Posted at 6:53PM on May 10th 2007 by Just Me

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