
With her stint at the Prison Hilton set to begin in less than a month, the probation violator has been trying to get into fighting shape.
You're gonna need more than a pedicure when you go toe-to-toe with Mama Morton!

she should have learned to ride that bike early on ,then she wouldnt be in this sitiation!!!!!!
Man, can't y'all think of something else to write about other than damn Paris Hilton?! I don't give a damn about her! What's she ever done FOR ME??!!
Role model for our youth???? My ass!! She not even wearing a helmet! Is the law in my state to wear one. How about California? Does anyone know?
Well who reallly thinks she will be in the general population? What responsible warden would do that? Even if she was to be in with the general population what makes you think that all of GP hates her? That is right, some people might like to protect her, therefore there would be a riot. Now do you get it? You can't run a jail that way.
Martha Stewart was in a much more controlled environment where she was safer in GP. No warden in a big city is going to have more problems than already exist by putting a famous woman who appears somewhat delicate in the general population.
Dear Paris,
I am just one of millions of your loyal fans. I hope you don't have to go to jail.
You are so cute, sweet and cuddly and your dogs will all miss you. And all your family and friends will miss you. I hope the jail is so crowded they don't have room for you. If you go to jail I hope you get through it OK. You are the greatest.
James L. Crum
Here is some hometown news on Amber from the Bachelor show. More interesting than Paris!!
'Bachelor' backlash continues in Sugar Land
12:31 PM CDT on Thursday, May 3, 2007
Amber Alchalabi is trying to win the heart of Andy on "The Bachelor."
A school principal in Sugar Land has resigned after the Fort Bend ISD reassigned her for letting a teacher take a leave of absence to appear on the TV show The Bachelor.
The principal at Colony Bend Elementary School, quit after she was reassigned to another school for the fall.
She was also demoted to assistant principal.
District officials say Carpenter didn't follow procedure in allowing Amber Alchalabi time off.
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Background on story
Alchalabi, 23, teaches fourth grade.
In an e-mail to the Chronicle, Alchalabi said she was saddened about what happened to her principal.
Did the Sugar Land principal deserve to be punished over 'The Bachelor?'
Did she give the teacher special treatment?
Did the district overreacted by demoting her?
Albalabi is one of four finalists still vying for the affections of a young Navy doctor in 'The Bachelor
The question is what has Paris done to y'all to make you guys hate her so much. Y'all are just jealous losers, especially the people who keep mentioning herpes. Y'all know you wish you had it. Then that means y'all actually got laid virgins.
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