Know Your Candidates

This chap, "John Joseph Kennedy", unrelated to "The Kennedys" is running in 2008 for "President on the democratic ticket" he says on his website. No one has actually seen him publicly, and his current headquarters is an Atlanta post office box for contributions, including an on-line link. This unknown rising star will certainly bring this country to it's knees, as he has bashed Senator Clinton for detonating the "Oklahoma City Bomb," and not voting for the Iraq war even though he isn't an elected offical. In 2004 as a write-in, "JJK " very publicly proclaimed he was related to President John F. Kennedy, his "cousin", and gave his "New Humanity" speeches, collecting money at teas (modeled after Rose Kennedy, introducing her Senator son "Jack") hosted by believers who thought he actually was related to his "cousin" who became his "distant cousin" who became "unassociated" and then "very distant cousin." Whew. Watch your wallets when the "Medusa" cousin candidate appears.