Celebrity Justice
Patty Hearst Tells Paris' Cellmates -- Run for Cover!

OK, we here at TMZ are stoked. None other than Patty Hearst (if you don't know who she is, you should) contacted us today about a story the TV show "The Insider" is reportedly airing tomorrow -- that Hearst is giving advice to Paris Hilton about doing hard time. Hearst spoke with Harvey Levin today (it's 100% her), and here's her letter:

Dear TMZ,

Imagine my surprise upon learning of the "advice" I had been giving Paris Hilton. In spite of reports to the contrary, I can assure you that I have not had any contact with Paris (or any member of her family) regarding her upcoming jail time, or any other matter. Like Governor Schwarzenegger, I have had many more important things to think about.

mugshotsHowever, since I'm thinking about it now, I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?

OK, that wasn't nice. But seriously, if Paris really wants my advice it's this: Read Candy Spelling's letter several times and take her advice to heart.

--Patricia Hearst


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46. Hello, my girl Paris. Don't take any plug nickels, or advice from just anybody. Patty Hearst does have some understanding of what you are going through. She was a domestic terrorist with the SLA, robbed a bank with a modified full auto M1 Carbine with sawn-off barrel, and blamed EVERYONE but herself for her actions. I don't think this qualifies her as a credible fountain of advice for a couple of DUIs. Stick with your lawyers, family, Elliot, and moi.

Posted at 12:23PM on May 14th 2007 by Angiebaby

47. Advice from Patty Hearst after what she did? Patty Hearst is about the LAST person I would get advice from. Go back under the rock you crawled out from.

Posted at 12:24PM on May 14th 2007 by My Two Cents

48. Who would have thought that role models like a terrorist-heiress and a Beverly Hills mommie-dearest-like prying prudish mega-million-heiress (who may or may not have robbed her children of their birthright) would have the brazen uppityness to publicly chastise Paris and to think that the public is too dimwitted to know that the real purpose of their open letter is to draw attention to themselves? And who would have thought that Rosie would be one of the few who has been modestly honest and understanding toward Paris during this time when merciless others are primed for a lynching? Concerning Paris' run-in with the law, Rosie said on The View: "Many people drive drunk. If you asked people in this audience how many have ever driven when they've had too much to drink, nearly everybody would raise their hand. It doesn't make it the right thing to do, and hopefully as you get to be an adult...I remember being 21 years old coming home from gigs, totally not in any capacity to drive. Thank God I didn't kill anyone or myself." There is a thought worthy of personal reflection before these uppity types offer up their self-righteous quirky rants to Paris!

Posted at 1:04PM on May 14th 2007 by Bodo

49. Ain't THAT the pot calling the kettle black...

Posted at 2:18PM on May 14th 2007 by Busted

50. PATTY HEARST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO GIVE ADVICE, DO FOLKS FORGET SHE ROB A BANK . SHE GOT OFF EASY BECAUSE THEN PRESIDENT CLINTON PARDON HER
SPEAK OF THE POT TAKING ABOUT THE KETTLE. SHE WAS A RICH SPOILED BRAT TOO, DOING CRAZY STUFF IN THOSE DAYS ,.RICH WHITEOLD GIRL GIVE US A BREAK AND STAY OUT OF THIS, GO GET YOURSELF A FACE LIFT, YOU LOOK LIKE A SOAKED PRUNE

Posted at 2:40PM on May 14th 2007 by Marlene.

51. Couldn't agree more with you Patty! Throw the bitch in Jail and pray for other, NORMAL the inmates......

Posted at 2:47PM on May 14th 2007 by Patty over Paris!

52. Patty Hearst..one of the original pampered pigs.. let's just call her Tanya....too bad the SLA didn't keep her in that freakin closet longer and shame on Jimmy Carter for cutting her any kind of break at all.

Posted at 3:52PM on May 14th 2007 by sk8rgurl

53. I'm for anybody who don't like Paris! Yeah sista!

Posted at 4:26PM on May 14th 2007 by toady

54. I think what paris will miss the most is having sex with different partners,she will learn real fast how to pleasure herself, she so scared now,so maybe she will learn a lesson and quit crying like a baby ,even if she did do the 45 days,AND i DONT THINK SHE WILL,but if she did ,this will be a life lesson that she should have learned long ago,and maybe a lesson that all of hollywood will learn

Posted at 7:06PM on May 14th 2007 by BYE BITCH

55.
QUESTION:

WHY IS A CONVICTED FELON WHO WAS HERSELF A SOCIALITE AND RELEASED ONLY BY A PRESEDENTIAL PARDON GIVING PARIS HILTON ADVICE???

TALK ABOUT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.

Posted at 7:57PM on May 14th 2007 by ray

56. I would think that she will probally have ask Martha Stewart or John Dean how someone who is so well known survives in a jail environment. Guess being rich and famous isn't all it's cracked up to be!!

Posted at 8:18PM on May 14th 2007 by Dave Logan

57. Why doesn't the Hilton money go to help preserve Hilton Castle?

It's a historic landmark, and in neglect due to lack of funding.

They could restore it with their chump change.

Posted at 11:39PM on May 14th 2007 by Michael

58. Whoever started comparing Patty Hearst's experience with Paris Hilton's must be one of Paris's ignorant fans. Why Paris has any fans is beyond me. She is on tape: 1) calling blacks the "N" word 2) calling gays the "F" word and, 3) calling, what must be her largest fan base, "public school bitches." Getting back to Patty Hearst. She was ABDUCTED, BRAIN WASHED, AND FORCED to participate in a bank robbery which she was convicted for (this was years before anyone thought about the psychology of the experience) and was rightly pardoned for. What Paris deserves is a gay, black public school cell mate! PLEASE!!!!

Posted at 12:02AM on May 15th 2007 by SFS

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Posted at 2:36AM on May 15th 2007 by JB

60. what did candy spellings letter say?

Posted at 10:02AM on May 15th 2007 by eva

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