Can Someone Help Jessica Get Dry?

For some reason, Jessica Alba is soaking wet -- and the only help she's getting is from a portable heater? What kind of a country is this?

The "Fantastic Four" stunner was in the midst of a photo shoot in Malibu on Friday, and found herself on the beach in this alluring pose -- while cold and moist.

It's an outrage that a celebrity should be left cold and wet on the beach. An outrage!

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16. No, but your Mom was.

Posted at 12:56PM on May 14th 2007 by Wangarella

17. The funny thing is it's called peoples opinions. I'm not jealous of anyone in Hollywood why would I be jealous of the drug infested, disposable life most of them have? I was joking and someone tried to make it seem as if I'm jealous. I can say that Jessica Alba looks too skinny if I want to because it's my opinion just as someone can say she looks great because it's their opinion. Are you all teenagers here? I thought she looked good in the past but not so much now. Get over it people. Yea I'm so jealous read my other comments where I'm commenting on how I think this person has a nice body or something to that nature. Jealous no. Get a grip. It's funny how quick someone will try to say someones jealous. I careless if she's a star or not that's my opinion LOL.

Posted at 1:01PM on May 14th 2007 by Wangarella

18. Hey you guys! Wangarella is not fat, she's "big boned". I was gonna get the double-wide anyhow, ya know, before her gland issue. Yeah, give Jessica a cheeseburger. My lady can scarf down ten at a time. Let's see those Hollyhood chicks do that!

Posted at 1:33PM on May 14th 2007 by Wangarella's Hubby

19. I'm not fat at all and usually it's either the little immature teenage girls that call someone fat because they have no other comebacks and can't say anything intelligent OR it's the guys with small pricks. Either way you are so pathetic. Please get a life. You keep TRYING to start a fight on a message board. Are you serious? Do you not have anything else to do? You sound really immature. IThis is why I won't ever post on here again because of losers like you. You take the fun out of it and it becomes an AOL chatroom with a loser inside starting with people. Oh and by the way your not funny at all your jokes suck. So pathetic how you call someone fat out of nowhere....really says a lot about how you were raised and your intelligence.

Loser=YOU

Posted at 1:41PM on May 14th 2007 by Wangarella

20. Comment #19 AHAHAHAHHAHAH

Posted at 1:42PM on May 14th 2007 by Wangarella

21. Jessica is a very nice looking person! I don't think she is too thin, Look at her body its hot. I don't see any need to hate on someone just because they good. Grow up!

Posted at 2:25PM on May 14th 2007 by melissa

22. I WONDER WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO BE YOU

Posted at 3:33PM on May 14th 2007 by MICHELLE

23. I seriously never knew that so many no life losers could be in the same place at the same time.

Posted at 3:45PM on May 14th 2007 by Wangarella

24. Jessica was a bit thin towards the end of last year, but in the past couple of months has gained a few pounds and is looking fabulous again. As is obvious from this photograph. Not fat. Not skinny. Just right.
She looks even better naked. Believe me dudes, I know.
Signed, Cash Warren.

Posted at 9:32PM on May 14th 2007 by Cash Warren

25. Wangarella, suddenly we are all immature teeny boppers cause we said something YOU didn't like. You are actually going to preach to us about mature opinions when you come on saying some foul nasty stuff about a "Queef fan" Oh and lets not forget about the "Yo mamma" comment. The only one who is immature here is you.

Posted at 6:14PM on May 14th 2007 by Terra

26. Ouch was that supposed to hurt? LOL Terra this conversation was over like what like almost three and a half hours ago.....and I'm immature no it's more like you are because all you can do is run your mouth and try to keep this up. Get a life for real. And as for my comments as I said before and I'll say it again. THIS IS AN ENTERTAINMENT WEBSITE. STOP TAKING HUMOROUS PLAYFUL POSTS TO BEGIN WITH SERIOUSLY I posted in a joking manner you idiot! Then for stating my opinion I was "attacked" and called fat and this and that. Why don't you get your stories straight Terra I never dissed anyone for stating their opinion until I was immaturely "attacked" for stating mine. OH and yeah have fun arguing with yourself because I'm not coming back to this website because I don't want the stupid, ignorant I have nothing better to do than fight on a message board mentality that's lurking around here rubbing off on me. But seriously go ahead and post again and make yourself look like a low class ass who has nothing better to do in life than fight online with itself because that's exactly what your gonna do. I'm so done with stooping to your level.


So like I said your pathetic have fun sitting on a website all day picking fights fighting with yourself because I'm done with you! :) Your immature because you don't realize that people have views of their own. I've seen worse written on this site about people. Who the hell do you think you are LOL. I merely made a joke about the miss piggy thing and you turned it into a personal attack. You should really rethink exactly who is immature. Look in the mirror sweetie. I pity people like you.

Posted at 6:55PM on May 14th 2007 by Wangarella

27. Sorry, I just drooled all over myself. What a babe!

Posted at 7:11PM on May 14th 2007 by OMG

28. i never wanted to be a pile of sand so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is hot, but i agree, 10 pounds and she would go from a 12 to a 13.4 on the hot scale!!!!! now i feel old and dirty!! oh well

Posted at 7:25PM on May 14th 2007 by tucsonwaz

29. #5 some dude is actually a transvestite thats obsessed cause he/she wants to look like jessica alba very bad

Posted at 9:44PM on May 14th 2007 by jessica

30. JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:45PM on May 14th 2007 by Cindylover1969

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