Celebrity Justice
Joe Francis -- Sobbing in Slammer "Every Day"

Composite of Joe Francis and Paris HiltonIf Paris Hilton thinks jail is going to be a walk in the park, she might want to ask her porny pal Joe Francis about his stay in the slammer. Sources inside the Florida jail (that he's called home for the past 32 days) say he's cried "every day" since he's been there. Poor baby!

TMZ has learned that Francis is about to be released from Bay County Jail in Panama City, Fla. -- but will go straight into the hands of the Feds, who will take him to Nevada to face tax evasion charges. We're told that Federal prison will actually be a welcome relief for Francis, whose recent month in Panama City is a far cry from the beach, beer-bong and babe-filled days of yore in the same town, as the jail facility is old, "extremely uncomfortable," and prone to "terrible" leaks during any kind of rainstorm.

TMZ reported last month that a death row inmate had been taunting Francis, and that he was "breaking down" under the constant harangue. Francis is scheduled to face a Florida judge tomorrow, on charges of using minors in sexual performance, but he might be taken to Nevada even before then, as he's waived his right to appear in pre-trial hearings.

A call to Francis' lawyer wasn't immediately returned.

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1. ...............................Yawn, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................................

Posted at 2:37PM on May 14th 2007 by Old Dog

2. HAHA!!!!!

Posted at 2:38PM on May 14th 2007 by Jake Barnes is a pathetic LOSER!!!

3. HA HA HA. COULDN'T BE HAPPENING TO A NICER GUY!!!

I BET FRANCIS WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK THAT WELL AFTER LEAVING JAIL TOMORROW!!! HA HA

UNDERAGE GIRLS WHO HAVE BEEN USED BY JERKS LIKE FRANCIS ARE SCREAMING WITH JOY THAT FRANCIS IS GOING TO YET ANOTHER JAIL.

Posted at 2:40PM on May 14th 2007 by Please

4. He will enjoy it much better in the fed jail. Cheer up Joe! You couldn't have expected "Girls Gone Wild" to end nicely...seriously...come on

Posted at 2:40PM on May 14th 2007 by Piras Hitlon

5. This news is not surprising.

Posted at 2:50PM on May 14th 2007 by Marshall Jefferson

6. There is a such thing as karma. I have no sympathy.

Posted at 2:41PM on May 14th 2007 by Melonie

7. Karma really is a bitch!

Posted at 2:41PM on May 14th 2007 by Laurie Lu

8. FOR THE LOVE OF CORN, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST PAY????!!???

Posted at 2:44PM on May 14th 2007 by princess the ruler

9. 21 DAYS UNTIL PARIS GOES TO JAIL!!!

THE COUNTER

Posted at 2:42PM on May 14th 2007 by THE COUNTER

10. Good! I'm glad he cries everyday!!!! That is what you get when you exploit women!!!

Posted at 2:42PM on May 14th 2007 by Porn is so Yesterday!!!!

11. what a wussball

Posted at 2:44PM on May 14th 2007 by LisaLisa

12. I wish something like this would happen to R Kelly et. al.

Posted at 2:48PM on May 14th 2007 by Judas

13. How I love our criminal justice system -- when it works! Paris, you're next! Pack the Kleenex, toots!

Posted at 2:49PM on May 14th 2007 by 2sexy

14. Good news Joe --- just relax it will be over soon --Hang in there, business is better than it was two summers ago. PEAK SEASON IS just now kicking in.. We'll see you soon pal.

Posted at 2:50PM on May 14th 2007 by wallstreet

15. why would a death row inmate be on COUNTY JAIL???

Posted at 2:52PM on May 14th 2007 by liliana

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