Celebrity Justice
Joe Francis -- Sobbing in Slammer "Every Day"

Composite of Joe Francis and Paris HiltonIf Paris Hilton thinks jail is going to be a walk in the park, she might want to ask her porny pal Joe Francis about his stay in the slammer. Sources inside the Florida jail (that he's called home for the past 32 days) say he's cried "every day" since he's been there. Poor baby!

TMZ has learned that Francis is about to be released from Bay County Jail in Panama City, Fla. -- but will go straight into the hands of the Feds, who will take him to Nevada to face tax evasion charges. We're told that Federal prison will actually be a welcome relief for Francis, whose recent month in Panama City is a far cry from the beach, beer-bong and babe-filled days of yore in the same town, as the jail facility is old, "extremely uncomfortable," and prone to "terrible" leaks during any kind of rainstorm.

TMZ reported last month that a death row inmate had been taunting Francis, and that he was "breaking down" under the constant harangue. Francis is scheduled to face a Florida judge tomorrow, on charges of using minors in sexual performance, but he might be taken to Nevada even before then, as he's waived his right to appear in pre-trial hearings.

A call to Francis' lawyer wasn't immediately returned.

Reader Comments

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16. I don't condone this guy in anything he is about, Frankly I cant stand him.
However I am curious because there seems to be a lot of missing details to this story.Another case of some deserved humble pie perhaps,
Or he has made the wrong person very mad.

Posted at 2:56PM on May 14th 2007 by Terry

17. I'm sure Joe is getting just as used in jail, just like he uses women.

Posted at 2:56PM on May 14th 2007 by That's what you get

18. Karma is kicking its butt to him and Paris. I pray for them

Posted at 2:58PM on May 14th 2007 by Girls Gone Nowhere

19. Who cares what happens to either one of them, I really don't. As long as they continue to offer things like this, check out link:
http://x.azjmp.com/0TDKz

That's all that matters to most of us anyway! :)

Posted at 1:19PM on May 15th 2007 by Steve

20. I love the people who laugh, but I would love to see how you respond to 32 days locked up in County. He is not a 'tough guy' he is a pretty boy who probably never got into a fight one day of his life.

He will fit in Federal prison much better especially if he ends up at Coleman in Florida.

Posted at 3:04PM on May 14th 2007 by Mark

21. WAAA! Punk deserves jail!

Posted at 3:04PM on May 14th 2007 by JAR

22. It is long past time that these trash people learned that the world does not revolve around them and that money is not a ticket to break the law. They along with other "celebrities" are a blot on the landscape.

Posted at 3:07PM on May 14th 2007 by Harriet

23. #15 lilana-

A death-row inmate would be in a county jail if he is waiting for an appeal or if he hasn't been sent to prison yet. They don't go to prison immediately.

But he's most likely waiting for an appeal.

Posted at 3:11PM on May 14th 2007 by jail vs.prison

24. Seems to me that if he had paid his fine instead of screwing around he wouldn't be in this situation now. Why is it, if you live with some substantial cash in your account that you don't think that the laws apply to you? I just don't get it. Will they never learn? I have no sympathy all the same, but wish he would come out of this learning a lesson, but somehow I feel that is wishful thinking on my part.

Posted at 3:16PM on May 14th 2007 by BabyLuv

25. LOLOLOL joe now bend over. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Posted at 3:24PM on May 14th 2007 by joe rizzo

26. I'll go call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance for ya Joe, you should've settled when you had the chance Dummy!

Posted at 3:14PM on May 14th 2007 by SlappDaddy

27. OMG !! What a punk he is... Man up silly ass and stop messing with minors idiot. Are you afraid of grown women or what? little whinning b*tch. Should have paid instead of going to jail we all no your not jail material punk ass.

Posted at 3:17PM on May 14th 2007 by Angiep

28. It's hard to feel sorry for this guy and judging by all the pleasure the gossip sites are taking in his misery - http://www.buzztracker.com/category/joe_francis - it seems few are.

You wouldn't think anyone would be thankful they are going back to jail, but the new federal prison has got to be better than a county lockup in Florida

Posted at 3:21PM on May 14th 2007 by John H

29. Payback's a bitch! LMAO!

Posted at 3:38PM on May 14th 2007 by Yup

30. OMG...this guy is a TOTAL PIG and makes me naseated!!!!!!!! I generally am not a person who is happy about other peoples misfortune...but he is an exception. I am so glad that slimy little bastard is in jail. He is gross and what he does is gross. He uses girls and totally flaunts the fact that he is a total pig. He is a smug pimp and nothing more. All you men out their that support him and porn in general need to get a life. That kind of stuff is why the world is in the shape it is today. Men think everyone should act like they do in porno flicks. Is there even a shred of decency left. UGGGH! I hope this guy spends the rest of his life in jail paying for all the loser crap he has done!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:42PM on May 14th 2007 by plaquefree

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