Celebrity Justice
Joe Francis -- Sobbing in Slammer "Every Day"

Composite of Joe Francis and Paris HiltonIf Paris Hilton thinks jail is going to be a walk in the park, she might want to ask her porny pal Joe Francis about his stay in the slammer. Sources inside the Florida jail (that he's called home for the past 32 days) say he's cried "every day" since he's been there. Poor baby!

TMZ has learned that Francis is about to be released from Bay County Jail in Panama City, Fla. -- but will go straight into the hands of the Feds, who will take him to Nevada to face tax evasion charges. We're told that Federal prison will actually be a welcome relief for Francis, whose recent month in Panama City is a far cry from the beach, beer-bong and babe-filled days of yore in the same town, as the jail facility is old, "extremely uncomfortable," and prone to "terrible" leaks during any kind of rainstorm.

TMZ reported last month that a death row inmate had been taunting Francis, and that he was "breaking down" under the constant harangue. Francis is scheduled to face a Florida judge tomorrow, on charges of using minors in sexual performance, but he might be taken to Nevada even before then, as he's waived his right to appear in pre-trial hearings.

A call to Francis' lawyer wasn't immediately returned.

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46. I hope he can catch all of the ...My Name Is Earl episodes. This show is great at explaining karma to complete morons.

Posted at 4:07PM on May 14th 2007 by My Name Is Mud

47. Is he sobbing or slobbing?

Posted at 4:06PM on May 14th 2007 by vi4lyfe

48. There is a GOD!!!

Posted at 4:29PM on May 14th 2007 by gossip monger

49. When is it the turn for Paris, I can't wait any longer!!! Come to momma SLURRPPP..........

Posted at 6:59PM on May 14th 2007 by Bertha

50. Man Meat! Ya can't eat just one.

Posted at 4:33PM on May 14th 2007 by Sir Suck Alot

51. Ha ha! Karma really is a bitch. The thing about people like Joe and Paris, they think the rules don't apply to them. Just because they have money and influence they feel they can do whatever they want and they don't have to mind the law like the rest of us plebians.

Paris I sort of understand, she is just an idiot. She never had to try hard in school or study, because she knew she didn't have to work a day in her life.

Francis is different in that he made his own money, but he did it in the sleaziest manner possible. He was making millions of money the legit way, so why he did he feel it was necessary to do some sneaky, tax dodging scheme?

It's always about having more I guess.

Posted at 5:13PM on May 14th 2007 by Nelson

52. Set the record straight:
Before Death Row inmate(s) (or anyone else doing hard time) head to the State Pen they spend time in County Jail.

Posted at 5:19PM on May 14th 2007 by omg

53. Joe has NOT been even charged yet in federal court. He will be taken by the feds to federal court and held until he makes bail. And make NO DOUBT he WILL make bail. And then as the IRS is, it will take plenty of time to properly turn the case over to his defense and then bring to a court. and then possible sentence. Until then business as usual Joe, hang in there, it's almost over, you'll be home by end of the week.

Posted at 5:45PM on May 14th 2007 by whatever

54. I honestly can't think of Two better people who could have to go through this. all i can say is.....KARMA. These to people are horrilbe human beings.

I"ve always said they deserve each other, they're GROSS

Posted at 5:51PM on May 14th 2007 by carol

55. BRING ON THE SLUTS!!!! PARTY TIME WHEN JOE MAKES BAIL !!!!!

Posted at 5:48PM on May 14th 2007 by mongo

56. Crying every day? What a p*ssy! C'mon, Joe, relax and enjoy the man love. Besides, you can't use those crybaby tears for lube, ya know....Just sayin'....

Posted at 6:34PM on May 14th 2007 by winosaurus-rex

57. Hate to say this, but Paris makes her own money, too. Dominick Dunne says Paris makes about 10 million dollars PER YEAR showing up for appearances, hosting parties, her tv show, etc. So one can be productive, if that is what her "work" is, make money, and still be a big fool and criminal.

Posted at 7:41PM on May 14th 2007 by Erk

58. TALK ABOUT " POETIC JUSTICE " This is just too good to be true.

I predict that Joe will come out of this a much more " humble " Joe . from this " EXPERIENCE " Now he will learn 1st hand what it's like to be somebody's " Bitch "

Once he's been " sprung " ( no pun intended ) He will be walking like he just rode a horse for 7 days straight. LOL...... As far has his inmates are concerned he has a BIG RED BULLS EYE RIGHT ON HIS ASS. From what I hear they don't mind a moving target.

ROF just LMAO. He is getting just what he deserves........AND SO WILL PARIS HILTON.

Hope they both enjoy their stay at " Losen up your BUM HOLE " hotel. There's always corrective surgery for any Damage that was incurred during your stay. My guess is they are both going to need it.

Posted at 7:26PM on May 14th 2007 by the wise old owl

59. It's karma, baby!

Posted at 7:33PM on May 14th 2007 by Diane

60. LOL

Posted at 9:36PM on May 14th 2007 by annab

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