Celebrity Justice
Joe Francis -- Sobbing in Slammer "Every Day"

Composite of Joe Francis and Paris HiltonIf Paris Hilton thinks jail is going to be a walk in the park, she might want to ask her porny pal Joe Francis about his stay in the slammer. Sources inside the Florida jail (that he's called home for the past 32 days) say he's cried "every day" since he's been there. Poor baby!

TMZ has learned that Francis is about to be released from Bay County Jail in Panama City, Fla. -- but will go straight into the hands of the Feds, who will take him to Nevada to face tax evasion charges. We're told that Federal prison will actually be a welcome relief for Francis, whose recent month in Panama City is a far cry from the beach, beer-bong and babe-filled days of yore in the same town, as the jail facility is old, "extremely uncomfortable," and prone to "terrible" leaks during any kind of rainstorm.

TMZ reported last month that a death row inmate had been taunting Francis, and that he was "breaking down" under the constant harangue. Francis is scheduled to face a Florida judge tomorrow, on charges of using minors in sexual performance, but he might be taken to Nevada even before then, as he's waived his right to appear in pre-trial hearings.

A call to Francis' lawyer wasn't immediately returned.

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61. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Posted at 9:44PM on May 14th 2007 by jessica

62. YOU ARE NEXT NUMBER THIRTEEN... CAN'T WAIT!!! I LOVE EVERY SECOND THIS BIG BAWLIN' BABY IS PISSIN' HIS PANTS AND SHAKIN' IN HIS SKANKY UNDERWARE...PRAYING TO GOD TO KEEP HIM SAFE--- PLEASE GOD IGNORE HIM.

Posted at 10:28PM on May 14th 2007 by PAY ATTENTION # 13!!!!

63. i hope they do it in his butt, in his butt!

Posted at 10:31PM on May 14th 2007 by what what in his butt

64. I highly doubt he's been taunted by a death row inmate. They don't typically keep those guys in county jails. Nor do I think Joe Francis has been relegated to maximum security areas, our prisons are a bit too overcrowded to be putting guys like him in the 'expensive' wards.

Posted at 11:25PM on May 14th 2007 by mikarose333

65. They don't mix death row inmates with low risk people.

Posted at 11:20PM on May 14th 2007 by shirley osbourne black

66. BOO to the HOO for them! Karma is a Bitch & it's biting both of these narcisstic jerks in the butt.....Boo frickin' hoo!

Posted at 12:23AM on May 15th 2007 by Dollea

67. Time wounds all heels

Posted at 4:16PM on May 15th 2007 by Maggie Mae

68. At least he's pretty enough to find someone to take care of him. He can use all his first hand knowledge from his Girls Gone Wild tapes to snag a great Daddy.

Posted at 12:56AM on May 15th 2007 by Give me a break

69. DEATH ROW INMATES COULD BE THERE FOR COURT APOINTMENTS, THEY CAN SPEND AT LEAST A WEEK OR TWO IN COUNTY, BUT I CAN'T PICTURE MUCH LONGE THAN THAT, I GUESS YOU CALL IT KARMA. WHEN YOU TREAT PEOPLE BAD, WELL, IT COMES BACK AT YA TWICE FOLD!! I HOPE HE MEETS A NICE FELLA AND SETTLES DOWN, MAYBE MAKES SO VIDEOS CALL INMATES GNE WILD! IT'S 90 MINUTES OF HIM BEING GANG RAPED!!!

Posted at 2:07AM on May 15th 2007 by tucsonwaz

70. This guy makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up yuck gives me the creeps. I never cared for a man who dehumanizes women. Of course this is my opinion of him. IMO

Posted at 4:47AM on May 15th 2007 by Madeline

71. CAN WE PLEASE SEND CAMERAS IN? INMATES GONE WILD, YEAH? JUSTICE CAN BE A BEAUTIFULE THING!!!!

Posted at 11:29AM on May 15th 2007 by Erin

72. i hope he walks out no longer anally retentive and gets hit by a freakin bus.

Posted at 10:05AM on May 15th 2007 by happyjoe

73. thosegirls exploit themselves by putting themselves their skanks. They want to be free to whore without consequences. They usualy can get rid ofthe evidence of their promiscuity have abortions but they cant delete his tapes when their parent see them at 3 am. Dont blame the messenger he did not make them drunk whores he just showed the world they are.

Posted at 4:11PM on May 23rd 2007 by sasha

74. The death row inmate is a cop-killer from Wisconsin named Bailey. He taunted Francis for a day or so after he got locked up. Poor Joe. Anyway, Bailey's been long-gone...off to State Prison land where we will hopefully be able to execute him shortly.

Posted at 10:47AM on May 15th 2007 by Earl

75. Maybe he can sneak a camera in to Jail and film the real "Boys gone wild".

Posted at 11:39AM on May 15th 2007 by Nelson

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