Britney Cruises Top Down & Wig On -- Barely!

5/15/2007 1:42 PM PDT
A media shy Britney Spears tooled around town on Monday in a Mercedes convertible with the top down (take my picture, please!) -- and a blonde wig haphazardly affixed to her head with a scarf. I finally left my cowboy hat at home, y'all!

Brit, with two cronies in tow, drove to the recording studio, smoked and practiced her miming skills by lip-synching to Aerosmith's "Walk this Way." That's dedication! As photogs swarmed outside the studio, cops were called to keep the peace. Afterwards, Britney headed over to Millennium Dance Studio -- adorned in a gold Marcia Brady dress, as she almost lost her wig. Hold on to that weave, girl!

Why is it that we can send a man to the moon, but we can't find Brit a realistic looking wig? Paging Raquel Welch!