Do Time with Paris!

5/15/2007 12:02 PM PDT

Do Time with Paris!

That's right, you can now do time with Tinseltown's most notorious socialite/convict since Heidi Fleiss!

An eBay clockmaker has come up with this Paris timepiece ... 9" in diameter, which seems a good size for Paris.

Bidding starts at a just $14.95. And you know, everyone likes a nice big clock.