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Pirates of the Hudson

Posted May 15th 2007 3:53PM by TMZ Staff

Penelope Cruz, John Galliano, Charlize Theron Seafaring fashion designer John Galliano posed with two treasures, Penelope Cruz and Charlize Theron, at his Christian Dior Cruise Fashion Show on Monday in New York. Ahoy, mateys!

Hidden inside a gorgeous Cruz and Theron LBD sandwich, one almost fails to notice that the over-the-top couture king looks like he was styled by Captain Jack Sparrow. Arrrgggh!

Although Penelope and Charlize co-starred in the film, Johnny G.'s the one with his "Head in the Clouds."

Walk the ~~runway~~ plank!

Tags: Charlize Theron, CharlizeTheron, John Galliano, JohnGalliano, Penelope Cruz, PenelopeCruz

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1. Notice how Charlize is scrunched down,so she fits in the pic! What a runt that guy is!

Posted at 4:55PM on May 15th 2007 by Haha

2. hah I love John Galliano. XD

Posted at 4:55PM on May 15th 2007 by Rebecca

3. oh wait, is this that same big headed person that was doing that bad Britney Spears impersination.

Posted at 5:33PM on May 15th 2007 by Inspector Gadget

4. I thought that was jimmy fallon in pirate gear.....

Posted at 6:15PM on May 15th 2007 by maudie

5. Charlize looks so pretty.

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Posted at 7:30PM on May 15th 2007 by TMZReader

6. He looks like a butt pirate

Posted at 7:52PM on May 15th 2007 by cards

7. Charlize is SO pretty . . . not to mention a foot taller than either of them, apparently.

Posted at 8:48PM on May 15th 2007 by Arden

8. For someone who is supposed to be the last word in fashion, he looks like a hobo.

Posted at 9:00PM on May 15th 2007 by Snarkhunter

9. #8...you made me lol at that comment..lol'ing now....teehee

Posted at 9:29PM on May 15th 2007 by Kimmypage

10. someone should put CRUZ in a pirate's chest and lock it and throw away the key.

Posted at 10:04PM on May 15th 2007 by annab

11. Women are are such tools. Anyone of them could hirer a designer to help them come up with as good as what old Pirate boy could. Fashion design is a joke. Most stuff you see on a runway never gets popular and the GAP cleans up. I like girls who have class and style and i understand having nice things to wear. The thing is the human form is what it is. Its not like designing a house...you HAVE to leave a whole for the head and arms...think about it....all it take is a good cut and fabric thats made well.....done! Pirate boy and the rest are a scam...its like acting lessons...

Posted at 12:56AM on May 16th 2007 by mark

12. Ummm...#13...are you referring to all women when you say (sic) "Women are are such tools"? Instead of leaving such a nasty, negative diatribe without a clear purpose that is extremely vague and full of spelling, grammar and punctuation errors, why don't you try to address your anger issues. Why would a photo of people apparantly enjoying a nice night out for fashion enrage you so? Are you secretly in love with John G.? Do you envy the girls so much that they are with him and you are not? Are you contemplating your existence thus far and realizing your life has not measured up? Seriously, you may need some help! And you need to get your head out of your ass while you are at it. CIAO, freak.

Posted at 1:43AM on May 16th 2007 by Melissa Roe

13. #13 - I thought you had a point until I reread your first line, so I disregarded it.

Posted at 7:45AM on May 16th 2007 by VerdictIsOutYet

14. #6, I thought the EXACT same thing!!!

Posted at 8:44AM on May 16th 2007 by drew_ill

15. I think he looks like Jimmy Fallon from a SNL skit...only kind of fatter

Posted at 6:16PM on May 16th 2007 by sk8rgurl