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"Lost" Diary -- Greatest Hits

5/17/2007 11:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hey, it's Daniel from TMZ here, back with another edition of the "Lost" Diary.

Tonight's episode is a Charlie flashback one, so obviously I am anticipating his (hopefully painful) demise. If you haven't been with me since the beginning, I hate Charlie. I think his character is useless on the show and it doesn't help things that the actor who plays him is dating Evangeline Lilly, who plays Kate. You can't be the worst character on one of my favorite shows AND date someone that hot. Just ain't right. So I apologize in advance if I spend half this episode begging for Charlie to die.

For all you "Lost" Diary newbies, here's how it goes. I gather with a group of friends watching "Lost," writing what happens on the show as it happens, and throwing in my two cents along the way. This week the crew is Ari, Lauren, Marisa, April and Matt. April made cupcakes tonight and Charlie might die -- what more could I want? Let's roll:
10:00 -- "No matter what I do, you're gonna die, Charlie." -- Desmond, from a few weeks back. Please don't be a liar, Desmond. Please, please, please.

10:01 -- Someone goes running through the beach, grabs a boat, and makes off with it into the ocean. Couldn't really see who it was, but it looked like Karl, Alex's boyfriend.

10:02 -- "I don't know, stuff? Probably secret stuff." -- Hurley. Sawyer's attempts at humor have worn thin on me, but Hurley's have not.

10:03 -- When was the last time we saw so many characters together? Feels like the old band is back together.

10:04 -- Jack's speech was awesome. Seriously, I am ready to go and fight the Others right now (except for Henry Gale, of course). It was like he channeled his inner "Braveheart." The entire room just broke out in applause. Anyone who complained that Jack has turned into a (female cat) can rest rest easy now. Just one question: Why exactly did he blow up the tree?

10:07 -- Before this flashback starts, I am making a pledge: I will only say nice things about Charlie until he dies. This pledge only lasts for this episode. What are the odds I can keep it?

10:08 -- As soon as Lauren realized it was a Charlie flashback episode, she yelled out, "It's your night, Dan!" Don't jinx it Lauren.

10:09 -- Um, Charlie has nice handwriting.

10:10 -- "Look on the bright side: you're not really dead, right?" -- Naomi. Right?

10:11 -- The Others have a station, the Looking Glass, that jams all signals off the island, including Danielle's distress signal that has been playing for 16 years. Maybe if she explored the island a bit, she could have learned some of this stuff sooner.

10:12 -- Let's see ... um, Charlie is ... nice to Aaron ... when he isn't kidnapping him and dragging him into the ocean. Wait, does that count?

10:13 -- So, apparently, Charlie has to die for there to be a rescue. Seems like a fair trade to me, right? But wait ... they aren't getting rescued in the next two episodes (Hello? Three more seasons!) so there is no way the helicopter comes and Charlie can't die (at least not like that). Oh man, I am getting a bad feeling.

10:17 -- Um, Charlie was a cute kid.

10:18 -- So let's review now: the episode is called "Greatest Hits" and it's starting to feel like Charlie's flashback scenes are the most memorable moments of his life -- one might call them the greatest hits. Is this an homage to Charlie? A swan song? I am starting to get excited again.

10:19 -- It seems Charlie drowns to death. Slow and painful, I like that.

10:20 -- Charlie volunteers to swim to the hatch and flip the switch. He's admirable, I'll give him that.

10:21 -- Oh dear lord, I have never been so happy to see a middle-aged interracial couple in my whole life. I speak for every single "Lost" fan when I say this: We missed you, Rose and Bernard.
10:22 -- I am usually turned off to "Lost's" sappier moments, except when Sun and Jin are involved.

10:23 -- The boat from the beginning of the episode swims ashore, and lo and behold, it's Karl, who happens to take a nasty open-sand tackle from Sayid.

10:24 -- "No, they're coming tonight ... They're coming right now!" -- Karl. Uh oh.

10:27 -- "Here's your gun back." Henry Gale to Alex. How much do I love this man?

10:28 -- Whoa, so Henry Gale is planning on taking any women they can find and killing any men who get in their way. You're making it hard for me to love you, Henry.

10:29 -- Alex is the one who warned Karl to warn the Losties. Why exactly do the Others let her hang around when they make plans?

10:30 -- "Is he my father?" -- Alex. Wow, this is like that scene in "Empire Strikes Back" when Luke finds out Darth Vader is really his dad -- only the exact opposite.

10:31 -- "They know, Karl. But thanks." -- Juliet.

10:32 -- Two things about Jack's second "Braveheart" speech of the night. First of all, I'll say it again: welcome back, Jack. Glad you go your cajones back from Juliet's purse. Second, if Desmond is going to try and do something to help save Charlie, I will black out with rage. Just saying.

10:33 -- Another Charlie greatest hit and I can see why. Oh, it's because of his brother and the ring. Eh, I guess that was nice.

10:35 -- Odds Charlie gives Aaron the ring?

10:36 -- Guess not.

10:41 -- Charlie is good at fending off muggers with a guitar. Wasn't Charlie playing the same song in the same place as he was in Desmond's weird flashback episode from earlier this year? Oh, and by the way, the girl that Charlie saved was Sayid's girlfriend, Nadia. Small world, huh?
10:42 -- If Charlie is making a list of the five greatest moments in his life, what reason does he have to write one down every 15 minutes?

10:43 -- "Nothing is going to happen to me, Rose." -- Bernard. Uh oh.

-- "Then I am staying too." -- Rose. Double uh oh. This can't be good.

10:45 -- "I like you better since you got back, Jack." -- Rose. Man, I missed her. She said what we ALL were thinking.

10:46 -- Jack's "Braveheart" speeches were good. But Sayid matched him with the "you're our leader, so act like one" speech.

10:47 -- Charlie's "goodbye" to Hurley was touching. Doesn't change anything between us though, Charlie. Your death is still my Christmas morning. Santa better come down that chimney in the next 13 minutes!

10:50 -- The suspense of the Others' raid is killing me!

10:51 -- Ah ha! I knew Charlie left Aaron that ring. Too easy.

10:52 -- Into the ocean go Charlie and Desmond ...

10:53 -- Charlie's number one memory is meeting Claire -- how sweet. Of course, it's sooooooo sweet that I am now 100% certain he's going to die.
10:55 -- Desmond is trying to take Charlie's place. Do not take this moment from me. I don't ask for much, brutha! Let the little hobbit die!!!

10:56 -- Desmond, no, please stop. Come on Charlie, be a man!!!!

10:57 -- Yes!!! Charlie, I've never loved you more. But did you really need to hit him in the head with an oar?

10:58 -- Please, I can't take another week of this. Just let him die before this episode ends.

10:59 -- "I'm alive!" -- Charlie. Yeah, I see that.

11:00 -- Hmmm, chicks with guns. Desmond didn't see that coming, did he?

That was like the "Mission: Impossible" version of "Lost." It had the foot to the pedal from the opening scene to the very last moment. I have never been more exhausted watching an hour of television in my life. The anticipation involved with everything that was going on nearly gave me a heart attack. I need a shower and a nap.

This episode was really just a bridge between last week's episode and next week's finale. But what a bridge it was! Jack was back to his old self and Rose and Bernard were just back. That alone is enough to give this episode an A. Except for the fact that ...


So I have to give the episode a B. You can't NOT kill Charlie -- when you set him up to die so perfectly -- and expect to get an A from me. Not happening.

As for Charlie not dying, well, I'll be alright. Don't worry about me. I mean, it's just a TV show ... right?

Final thoughts: We shouldn't be surprised that the Looking Glass wasn't what we thought it would be. Juliet said that all she knew about it was what Henry Gale told her and -- surprise, surprise -- he lied. There is more going on in that station than we realize -- another way off the island, maybe? Or perhaps it is the real way off the island.

Time for this week's question: Why does God hate me? Seriously, WTF?!?! Just kill Charlie already, please! OK, seriously. Here is my real question ... I have asked this one multiple times, but with only one episode left, it's fitting to ask it again. The producers of "Lost" come up to you and say, "We'll solve one mystery for you in the finale, which one do you want?" What do you choose?

As for other "Lost" Diary business, I thought the Q&A went well, and I'll definitely do another one. You can send your questions to and the article will appear Monday at Noon ET on Now that we've got one under our belts, you can see the kinds of questions I chose, so feel free to have fun with it. (Ed.'s note: Click here for this week's Q&A)

See you next week.

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I'm sorry Daniel....but I cried for Charlie during this episode. I don't even like him!! But the waterworks were flowing...that's some GOOD writing!

2681 days ago



It is a tether/anchor to the island, to keep it from moving too much with the currents out there.


2681 days ago


About Desmond's "vision" i think he knew exactly what was coming, and he didn't see Aaron and Claire rescued, that was just his way to get Charlie to accept it and die. and i think he knew if Charlie knew he was going to be tortured and killed by 2 blond chicks in the looking glass, he probably wouldn't have gone. OR Des probably wanted to go in his place because Charlie was really supposed to die in the boat but his little plan backfired when he got clocked in the head with that oar by Charlie. Desmond's problem is he cant just leave well enough alone and not keep telling Charlie he is going to die. he cant just let it happen, and its kind of pissing me of.

and again, Ben is going to be the victim of a mutiny next week, i can feel it in my blood. he might not die, but hes not going to be the all powerful being he has been.

2681 days ago


Did anyone else think that the blonde ladyin the Looking Glass was Annie?

2681 days ago

Karen C    

So... why didnt they just cut the cord leading to the station from the beach?

2681 days ago


Did anyone else see Naomi in the little group formed around charlie when he was playing "your gonna be the one that saves me"...she was wearing a hat and listening to him before it started raining!

2681 days ago


I don't think the major showdown will be between Jack and Henry. I've seen bits about a showdown between Jack and Locke's not dead!?! You heal fast on the Island.

2681 days ago

Funny about the Indians....    

I could only think of one thing last night. If you were stranded on an island and a big cable was buried in the sand, wouldn't you try to figure out where this cable leads to? And after you find out about this "looking glass" under water that somehow jams signals and could technically be a means of electricity to the others, why wouldn't you try to find a way to CUT that cable?

Why not follow the cable on land? Heck, why not just take a giant ax to it and chop it up?

They really aren't the brightest on this island, although it's my all time FAVORITE show. Daniel, you are my second favorite LOST item and I felt a little pathetic last night when the Charlie flashbacks started and I was the total loser that thought about your column.

I must admit I had tears in my eyes when watching Charlie with Aaron, and I don't like him either.

2681 days ago


If Richard overthrows Ben what will happen? I still don't see them being one big happy shipwrecked family. Why would we watch?????

2681 days ago


I love the "Lost " Diary! I look forward to reading it every Thursday morning!

2681 days ago


Daniel- I do not agree with your hate of Charlie. But I understand it.

I HATED Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years and watching her made me want to puke. She was so mean to Kevin! So, I understand the hatred.

I do think that Naomi is part of the chick hatch. And If Rose or Bernard die, I will stop watching.

2681 days ago


At the start of the show when the losties were all walking kind of in a line, and charlie was at the end...I just got this fantastic image in my head of some monstrous creature just stepping on Charlie out of nowhere, and no one noticing. Ha, I knew that it was to good to be true. I was actually happy that the he didnt die until he screamed "IM ALIVE," what a douche. Anyway, I thought the episode was pretty good. I have way too many thoughts running through my head!!!

2681 days ago


Daniel I thought of you for the last 13 mintues of the episode.

Im so sorry, brutha.

maybe next week??

2681 days ago


Daniel- I was waiting all morning for your post... I want the mystery of Walt and Micheal solved!!!! Where did they go?? and why did Ben/Henry let them leave but he will not let anyone else go.. I cannot wait until next weeks finale however, it is going to be soooo bittersweet because I am going to be so sad without my favorite show until next year.. I am going to be like an alcoholic without my booze when the season is over... Anyway I love lost best show ever so addicting and I love your blog.. Keep up the good work!!

(I am watching Sawyer on the View right now--I love him!!!!!)

2681 days ago


I forgot to add somethimg in my comment.. I love how Charlie sings "Wonderwall" and "someday you are going to be the one who saves me" and in the end he is going to save claire aaron and maybe the whole island?

2681 days ago
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