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Ninja Remote: Take Control of the World's TVs!

5/17/2007 3:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Ninja RemoteIt happens all the time ... you're in a local bar, and instead of them watching "Deadliest Catch" on the Discovery Channel, they're all hooting at some horrid excuse for a sporting event. Golf is a poor substitute for crab fishing in the Bering Sea. Now, thanks to the Ninja Remote, you can change the channel on almost every television!! Eureka!

The 2"x1.5" remote fits on your keychain and is activated by aiming at the offending TV and holding down the mute button. After a few seconds, you can change the channel, adjust the volume ... and cause havoc! Its small size will keep your identity a secret from folks who find your choice in programming annoying.

If you do get caught, just explain the importance of crab fishing to Alaska's economy ... and to the celebrities eating at the Ivy.

13 COMMENTS

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ljcabrera    

What's funniest about this is I would rather watch Deadliest catch than any sporting event. This device speaks to me. With it I can be "on the crab".

2631 days ago
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surivior    

where do I get one of these?

2631 days ago
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jProud American Author    

Yeah, but we just need to make sure all of the men can't get one. They rule the TV's as it is! Oh a new toy for the guys. Arrrrggghh! LOL.

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2631 days ago
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theflyprof    

The URL is included in the article: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/884f/

2631 days ago
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Rebecca    

hahahahaha score.

2631 days ago
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CoolGirl2008    

The perfect complement for those with a Hummer. What a nice way to say "I'm a Complete A**hole".

2631 days ago
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Eww    

I feel sorry for the person whose life is so boring, they have to concern themselves with what is on the television in a restaurant.

2631 days ago
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Annaland    

This. Is. AWESOME.

There is nothing like having the power within you to NEVER miss an episode of The Deadliest Catch - especially NOW that they are hunting the Opelio crab during the TRECHEROUS winter months... now - I will never miss a hair raising (claw raising?) moment.....

2631 days ago
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Little Perv    

$5 says the only thing that devise will change is your money into trash!

2631 days ago
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Sharp Eye    

Pfft how the hell is that news TMZ?
So now you're an open beard for products and creating stories to market that crap.
You need to file that crap under advertisements, who do you think you're kidding.
Get off your butts and write real stories about what's going down in the entertainment biz!!!

2631 days ago
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Jonaz    

So lame. Unless it can change the channel on a cable box you still won't be able to watch what you want.

2631 days ago
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SpitFire    

Thanks for the Father's Day idea!!

2631 days ago
13.

Rae    

That would be awesome at the airport when you get sick of CNN!

2630 days ago

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