Ninja Remote: Take Control of the World's TVs!

5/17/2007 3:10 PM PDT
It happens all the time ... you're in a local bar, and instead of them watching "Deadliest Catch" on the Discovery Channel, they're all hooting at some horrid excuse for a sporting event. Golf is a poor substitute for crab fishing in the Bering Sea. Now, thanks to the Ninja Remote, you can change the channel on almost every television!! Eureka!

The 2"x1.5" remote fits on your keychain and is activated by aiming at the offending TV and holding down the mute button. After a few seconds, you can change the channel, adjust the volume ... and cause havoc! Its small size will keep your identity a secret from folks who find your choice in programming annoying.

If you do get caught, just explain the importance of crab fishing to Alaska's economy ... and to the celebrities eating at the Ivy.