Number 1 Reason Why Paris Won't Be On Letterman ...

With the next installment of "The Simple Life" set to premiere May 28, the publicity machine for Paris and Nicole should be on overdrive, uh, sort of. What do you do when the star of your show is set to go to the slammer the day before you're booked to do Letterman? Nothing, apparently!
Nicole and Paris
Paris and Nicole are booked to guest on "The Late Show" on June 6, just one day after Paris has been ordered to don her prison duds. Our sources tell us Paris is still confirmed for a satellite media tour and other press interviews in the days following Letterman.

It might be hard to hear Miss Hilton from behind plexiglass.

When asked, rep for Nicole had no comment and Paris' rep could not be reached.

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31. To all you Paris defenders:

She does not care about you. She likes seeing herself reflected in your eyes and camera lenses. If she was introduced to you, she wouldn't bother remembering your name, because you are Nobody to her. If you are Somebody who posed a threat (i.e. better looking or more intelligent -- in other words, just about Anybody) she would giggle about you behind your back with her equally vapid ever-changing confidants.

GROW UP!

Posted at 9:54AM on May 19th 2007 by Peace

32. Prob the reason she's not cancelling Letterman is because she really doesn't think she'll end up going to jail anyway!!!

Posted at 3:44PM on May 18th 2007 by Newburghgal

33. Paris is an over-rated spoiled SNOB!She laughed at and abused laws us peons could never get away with. I hope she learns her lesson and becomes more humble. Boycott all things Paris, Nicole, Lindsey and Britney, they are all trashy little jerks who need a good dose of reality.

Posted at 3:52PM on May 18th 2007 by Beaster

34. Boycott The Simple Life and its sponsers and also Hilton Hotels

Posted at 8:19PM on May 18th 2007 by cant stand the freaks

35. Show support for The Hiltons!

TEAM PARIS!

Posted at 5:13PM on May 18th 2007 by Stay At HILTON HOTELS this summer!

36. This Team Paris making the posts on here, must be all 3 of them at the "Free Paris" rally in NY the other day.

Donations to the Free Parisite fund - $1.13
Puchases of the Pink Rubber Bracelets on RedSleeve.com - 3
Payments to Sheriff to lessen Parasites Sentence - $4 million

HILTON HOLDINGS FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY - PRICELESS

Posted at 5:48PM on May 18th 2007 by Who's Your Daddy --- The Maury Show

37. Please, someone, hack into the TZM server and delete everything associated with Paris Hilton

Posted at 5:53PM on May 18th 2007 by mr.mercenary

38. Let's all watch Paris fade away into oblivion.

DON'T watch The Simple Life. Take this show off the air.

Posted at 5:51PM on May 18th 2007 by go away Paris

39. Boycott Hilton hotels.
Boycott The Simple Life.

We have all the power!

Posted at 5:55PM on May 18th 2007 by Liz

40. Do you think that Paris really knows just how much she is hated by the public?

Posted at 5:58PM on May 18th 2007 by question

41. Just one word...BOYCOTT.

Posted at 6:02PM on May 18th 2007 by Fred

42. If Paris doesn't know by now that she is hated by 98% of the public, then
she is living in a fantasy world. BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT, and BOYCOTT
everything Hilton and The Simple Life.

Posted at 6:07PM on May 18th 2007 by Linda

43. the best thing about nicole richie these days is her sporting nice wigs. wonder where she gets them. it's sad she doesn't have her own hair cuz of her eating disorder.

Posted at 6:24PM on May 18th 2007 by kt

44. fact

Posted at 7:12PM on May 18th 2007 by I\\\'LL EAT HER POOP TO GET NEAR HER SWEET ASS!

45. Starting Memorial Day!

Posted at 7:12PM on May 18th 2007 by Don't Miss THE SIMPLE LIFE!

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