The Public Affair Is Over

76. Jessica is sweet, beautiful & funny! She can do way better then John! She looked at him with such love, & he on the other hand must be gay. Jessica is sexy, sexy & sexy! His loss, so Jessica have fun & wait till the right one comes along. You were with Nick along, long time. Now enjoy yourself & take your time. Love ya!

Posted at 10:36PM on May 18th 2007 by ANGIE

77. John Mayer looks like Edward Scissorhands on Heroin, he is butt ass ugly! They were never a good match anyways!

Posted at 11:19PM on May 18th 2007 by Sinderella

78. Ding Dong, the witch is dead!!! It is about damn time!! I have been a longtime fan of Mayer's, and was mortified as well as dissapointed in him when he started dating Chicken by the Sea.

When I saw a pic of her wearing a BOB MARLEY t-shirt, walking hand in hand with John, I knew she was the ultimate phony. She is lucky the shirt didn't burst into flames the second she put it on. Intelligence and musical talent does not rub off by means of dating osmosis!!

SO HAPPY!! Now I can call off the Mayer Music boycott, and get excited for his upcoming summer tour. We can all start listening to our fave artist again, and JESS CAN GO SHOPPING!!

Posted at 11:08PM on May 21st 2007 by Heather

79. He's a dark creature of the night.

Posted at 1:17AM on May 19th 2007 by Auntie B

80. Wait ... even "Jugs" is looking at her own boobs!
And, since his debut CD, has John Mayer dated any women who's NOT famous???

Posted at 2:59PM on May 19th 2007 by puddin tame

81. H AS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED JESSICAS' BREASTS ARE ASYMMETRICAL? OR HOW THEY ARE UNNATURALLY ROUND? SHE AND JOHN COULD PASS FOR TWINS, THEY LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE! ONLY, SHE HAS A STRANGE ORANGE GLOW TO HER SKIN! SHE IS A PHONY SLAG FROM TOP TO TOE!

Posted at 4:04AM on May 22nd 2007 by KAT

82. Jessica was to good for him. She seems so sweet & nice, but John seems very sneaky & never looked at her like he was in love. Who knows he could be gay or bi. Jessica the right one will come along when you least exspect it. No rush have fun & enjoy.... You are special!

Posted at 8:04AM on May 19th 2007 by sarah

83. JESSICA IS SMOKIN HOT! SHE SPELLS THE WORDS OF SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN'S LOSS- HE IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:08AM on May 19th 2007 by marty

84. Some of you are missing the point here. John Mayer is known for his Grammys and musical and lyrical abilities. He's hot too because anymone that plays the guitar like he does can not be considered not hot. Jessica Simpson is known for her boobs, lack of intelligence and her reality show. Sorry to be cruel but she was cheapening his image. He wasn't in love with her so he probably felt it was better to end it. She shouldn't have allowed her self to be his easy booty call.

Posted at 8:10AM on May 19th 2007 by anon

85. #76 Someone who cares: You are basically telling Jessica that she is not pretty enough to be a brunette. Most women in California dye their hair blonde because they want attention and lack the beauty of being a brunette. And John Mayers new Continuum CD rocks. I'm glad he's getting back to his blues roots.

Posted at 10:46AM on May 19th 2007 by WakeUpPeople

86. JOHN MAYER IS HOT. HE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR, TALL, THICK WAVY HAIR, FULL LIPS, AND A CUTE FACE, SMART, AND HE'S ROCKS ON THE GUITAR. IT'S JOHN'S ENTIRE PACKAGE THAT MAKE HIM HOT. WHEREAS JESSICA IS SELF ABSORBED AND DITZY SO HER ENTIRE PACKAGE IS YUCK.

Posted at 10:46AM on May 19th 2007 by JOHN MAYER IS HOT JESSICA NOT

87. JESSICA LOOKS LIKE AN ORANGE PORN STAR. HA! HA! JESSICA GOT DUMPED FROM BEING JOHN'S EASY BOOTY CALL. MOST OF THE TMZ USERS KNEW THAT JESSICA WAS A CONVENIENT BOOTY CALL FOR JOHN, EXCEPT FOR DITZY SELF ABSORBED JESSICA. JESSICA AND HER BOOBS WILL EVENTUALLY FADE AWAY BECAUSE SHE IS NEAR HER 30S AND ACCORDING TO HOLLYWOOD STANDARDS, THAT'S OLD FOR FEMALES, BUT STILL YOUNG FOR MALES. NOT FAIR, BUT THAT'S WHY FEMALES NEED A GOOD HIGHER EDUCATION BECUASE BEAUTY FADES AND DUMB IS FOREVER. I BET NICK AND VANESSA ARE SECRETLY LAUGHING AT ALL THIS. I BET VANESSA IS THANKING GOD EVERYNIGHT THAT JESS DUMPED THE BEST MAN SHE EVER WILL HAVE IN HER LIFE. HA! HA!

Posted at 10:56AM on May 19th 2007 by JESS GETS DUMPED AS JOHNS EASY BOOTY CALL! HA! HA!

88. Thank God, John Mayer came to his senses.

Posted at 10:58AM on May 19th 2007 by Ginger

89. As soon as Jessica's father said anything about their relationship this guy was so smart to RUN!!!!!!! Maybe Jessica needs to tell daddy to butt out of her life!! Looking at recent pics of Jess I am not sure why any guy would want her......she is looking rather old. Seems like all the artificial body parts are starting to fall apart and all her "treatments" to maintain a look are catching up with her!

Posted at 11:34AM on May 19th 2007 by Diana

90. Glad Jessica and John have split up. All thats left, is for Nick to dump Vanessa.When is the world going to realise Nick and Jessica are meant to be together! Whether you like them or not! Go Jessica, Go Nick!xxx

Posted at 2:49PM on May 19th 2007 by Lisa