Spelling it out
Candy to Joe Francis: Cry Me a River

Candy Spelling, Joe FrancisDear Joe,

As the headlines about you changed -- to scream "imprisoned" and "U.S. marshals" instead of "filmmaker" and "entrepreneur," you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim. Bad move. Today's headlines call you a "crybaby."

You blew it, Joe. Instead of jumping from party to party, you're being shuffled from one prison to another. And no one feels sorry for you. The flatterers and entourages have moved on. They have short attention spans. They're hanging on to someone else and will take advantage of the new "temp celebrity" as long as it lasts.

The only redeeming factor is reading that you have been calling home every day from prison. When things are looking bleak, it sounds like you've found that you can get some perspective from the reliable people at home. Maybe you're realizing these are the only people who really care about you.

Your world has changed, and you're the poster boy for what can happen when boys go wild. Your every move and every emotion are still being reported, but not the way you want. It's time for some dignity. At least it might prevent you from being forever defined as a crybaby.

Sincerely,

Candy Spelling



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61. No one else is putting these spoiled people in their places. She's right. She's smart. And someone is asking, or else they wouldn't be printing her ideas.

Posted at 12:09PM on May 19th 2007 by NewAbby

62. Who does Candy Spelling think she is? And why does anyone care what she has to say???

Is it that she has nothing better to do!?!?!?

Maybe she should have written to her own son to tell him NOT to do "Sons of Hollywood!!!"

What is going on?????????????????????

Posted at 12:12PM on May 19th 2007 by Jill

63. Why not? And that picture of Joe Francis makes it look like he just got through with a big fat crying session. To say he was a boar is an understatement. He didn't get where he is now by being civilized. He threw one of his tantrums in court, and unlike the club circuit, the Judge was not amused and didn't care who "Joe Francis" was. Lesson learned?

Posted at 12:13PM on May 19th 2007 by The Judge and the Jury

64. Candy, I seriously think your trying to be the next Dear Abby.

Posted at 12:13PM on May 19th 2007 by Avamp1

65. WAIT A MINUTE WHO THE HELL IS CANDIE SPELLING TO BE GIVING OUT DEAR ABBYS ADVICE.SHE NEED TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS AND GO MAKE PIECE WITH HER DAUGHTER. SHE SEEMS TO FORGET WHAT HOLLYWOOD IS ABOUT WE DONT LIVE IN HAT LIFE BUT ITS A DOG EAT DOG LIFE. WHEN YOU ARE UP YOU HAVE ALL THE FRIENDS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOTS OF MONEY CARS WOMEN / MEN MANSIONS BUT JUST GET IN TROUBLE FOR A WHILE ,THEY DROP YOU LIKE HOT POTATOES, I DONT CARE FOR MICHAEL JACKSON BUT DID YOU SEE HOW THEY DROP HIM ,ROBERT BLAKE ,.SPECTOR WHO IS ON TRIAL NOW ,. SO MISS BUSY BODY GO FIND A CHARITY AND SPEND YOUR NEXT FEW YEARS DOING SOMETHING WORTH WHILE INSTEAD OF MINDING OTHER PEOPLES BUISNESS . SEEMS SHE WANTS TO BE IN THE NEWS THESE DAYS. FIRST IT WAS PARIS NOW THIS GUY UGLY PRUNE FACE GO GET A LIFE. TOO MUCH MONEY AND NOTHING TO DO.

Posted at 12:24PM on May 19th 2007 by Marlene.

66. Dear Candy:

Since you're in a writing frenzy, could you please write a letter to Angelina Jolie and explain morality and integrity to her? Oh wait...Tori took up with a married man, huh?

Never mind.

Posted at 12:24PM on May 19th 2007 by Emily Litella

67. You forgot her Open Letter to Larry Birkhead...LOL!

I thinks she wants a date with him...Pretty safe to say he wouldn't look at her.

Posted at 12:30PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

68. Candy Spelling is the new White Oprah.

Posted at 12:41PM on May 19th 2007 by HeeHeeHee

69. Dear Tori,
I love you so much. Thank you for giving me a beautiful new grandson. I love you all so much because I am holier than thou, I should visit, or call, but I'm a little busy playing on the internet right now. Maybe I'll write a memoir of my lovely and talented dead husband, your father. He loved you too. Wanted to give you everything. Oh. I gotta go read TMZ. See ya on TV for your next stint. Love, Candy

Posted at 12:47PM on May 19th 2007 by Stacey

70. Candy has lots of time on her hands, with her husband dead and her daughter finally out of the house.....maybe she can reorganize her gift wrapping room.

Posted at 12:49PM on May 19th 2007 by daisy may

71. LOL!

Posted at 12:52PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

72. This is her only outlet for getting attention since Aaron passed away however, it is mostly all negative attention and Insulting to her..maybe she'll finally get it that MOST people don't care what she says..

She is meaningless especially to those around her out here in Los Angeles.

Posted at 12:55PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

73. PS: She has a select few that are her "Friends" and appease her but other than that, she is the laughing stock around here in this town (and seemingless many other places as well)...

Posted at 12:58PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

74. OOPS I meant Seemingly she is the laughing stock in other places too..

Have a good weekend everyone.

Posted at 12:59PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

75. She need to give him some advise on how to have sex. He musn't know how to please a woman or take a hint. I'll leave him a clue- when the woman's just laying there like she's dead she's not having fun which means your not hitting the g spot. Smart girls don't fake it...Get some lessons while your in jail.

Posted at 1:02PM on May 19th 2007 by ethel jo

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