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Candy to Joe Francis: Cry Me a River

Candy Spelling, Joe FrancisDear Joe,

As the headlines about you changed -- to scream "imprisoned" and "U.S. marshals" instead of "filmmaker" and "entrepreneur," you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim. Bad move. Today's headlines call you a "crybaby."

You blew it, Joe. Instead of jumping from party to party, you're being shuffled from one prison to another. And no one feels sorry for you. The flatterers and entourages have moved on. They have short attention spans. They're hanging on to someone else and will take advantage of the new "temp celebrity" as long as it lasts.

The only redeeming factor is reading that you have been calling home every day from prison. When things are looking bleak, it sounds like you've found that you can get some perspective from the reliable people at home. Maybe you're realizing these are the only people who really care about you.

Your world has changed, and you're the poster boy for what can happen when boys go wild. Your every move and every emotion are still being reported, but not the way you want. It's time for some dignity. At least it might prevent you from being forever defined as a crybaby.

Sincerely,

Candy Spelling



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61. Candy, maybe I'm mistaken ... But wasn't your daughter's present husband married to someone ELSE when they started 'dating'?

Posted at 11:33AM on May 19th 2007 by GET REAL

62. As CRAZY as Candy is supposed to be, I doubt she is writting these letters to TMZ. TMZ are you now becoming the National Enquirer? Is Angelina pregnant with Richard Simmons baby next? PA LEESE!

Posted at 11:34AM on May 19th 2007 by Tommy G

63.
Go to VALLERIE in Beverly Hills..She has alot to say when she goes to get her "Makeup Done" there and they cannot stand her..She's as phoney as they come.

Posted at 11:52AM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

64. Why does this woman think she needs to send open letters and give advice to celebrities? Who is she? Where was she when her daughter was having an affair with a married man? A man with two children including a child he had just adopted with his wife, months earlier. Where were the open letters to Tori? Why was there no public Dear Tori letter? I'm sure this is how it would have looked.

Dear Tori:

Having an affair with a married man while you're married does not equal two wrongs make a right. It's just wrong. All wrong. Don't you understand that a man who cheated with you will eventually cheat ON you? He's not with you for your looks or your personality, honey. He wants your money and to latch on to your fame, such as it is. Why can't you see that? Who raised you to be such a cruel and selfish whore, Tori? Oops, nevermind.

Love, Candy.

The only advice she should be giving is where not to go for plastic surgery. Hers were a disaster. She could save a lot of women from similar fates.

Posted at 11:54AM on May 19th 2007 by Kate

65. Dear Tori,
I love you so much. Thank you for giving me a beautiful new grandson. I love you all so much because I am holier than thou, I should visit, or call, but I'm a little busy playing on the internet right now. Maybe I'll write a memoir of my lovely and talented dead husband, your father. He loved you too. Wanted to give you everything. Oh. I gotta go read TMZ. See ya on TV for your next stint. Love, Candy

Posted at 12:47PM on May 19th 2007 by Stacey

66. Candy Spelling wrote Larry Birkhead, Paris, and now Joe--but public letters, not private letters. She is hardly a role model. Why is she sending these letters to TMZ? Why does she think her opinion matters? It does not.

Posted at 12:02PM on May 19th 2007 by Janet

67. LOL!

All of you have her #..She is a rotten, nasty woman.

I live nearby here in Los Angeles and my friend Bulmaro does her makeup at VALLERIE as I said (Bulmaro use to be married to the 80's singer Tiffany) and Candy Spelling is just a nghtmare. They are all nice to her face but laugh at her the minute she is out the door.

She should know! LOL

Posted at 12:05PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

68. Dear Candy,
You go girlfriend!!! Love your style...

Posted at 12:07PM on May 19th 2007 by olivi

69. No one else is putting these spoiled people in their places. She's right. She's smart. And someone is asking, or else they wouldn't be printing her ideas.

Posted at 12:09PM on May 19th 2007 by NewAbby

70. Who does Candy Spelling think she is? And why does anyone care what she has to say???

Is it that she has nothing better to do!?!?!?

Maybe she should have written to her own son to tell him NOT to do "Sons of Hollywood!!!"

What is going on?????????????????????

Posted at 12:12PM on May 19th 2007 by Jill

71. Why not? And that picture of Joe Francis makes it look like he just got through with a big fat crying session. To say he was a boar is an understatement. He didn't get where he is now by being civilized. He threw one of his tantrums in court, and unlike the club circuit, the Judge was not amused and didn't care who "Joe Francis" was. Lesson learned?

Posted at 12:13PM on May 19th 2007 by The Judge and the Jury

72. Candy, I seriously think your trying to be the next Dear Abby.

Posted at 12:13PM on May 19th 2007 by Avamp1

73. Dear Candy:

Since you're in a writing frenzy, could you please write a letter to Angelina Jolie and explain morality and integrity to her? Oh wait...Tori took up with a married man, huh?

Never mind.

Posted at 12:24PM on May 19th 2007 by Emily Litella

74. WAIT A MINUTE WHO THE HELL IS CANDIE SPELLING TO BE GIVING OUT DEAR ABBYS ADVICE.SHE NEED TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS AND GO MAKE PIECE WITH HER DAUGHTER. SHE SEEMS TO FORGET WHAT HOLLYWOOD IS ABOUT WE DONT LIVE IN HAT LIFE BUT ITS A DOG EAT DOG LIFE. WHEN YOU ARE UP YOU HAVE ALL THE FRIENDS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOTS OF MONEY CARS WOMEN / MEN MANSIONS BUT JUST GET IN TROUBLE FOR A WHILE ,THEY DROP YOU LIKE HOT POTATOES, I DONT CARE FOR MICHAEL JACKSON BUT DID YOU SEE HOW THEY DROP HIM ,ROBERT BLAKE ,.SPECTOR WHO IS ON TRIAL NOW ,. SO MISS BUSY BODY GO FIND A CHARITY AND SPEND YOUR NEXT FEW YEARS DOING SOMETHING WORTH WHILE INSTEAD OF MINDING OTHER PEOPLES BUISNESS . SEEMS SHE WANTS TO BE IN THE NEWS THESE DAYS. FIRST IT WAS PARIS NOW THIS GUY UGLY PRUNE FACE GO GET A LIFE. TOO MUCH MONEY AND NOTHING TO DO.

Posted at 12:24PM on May 19th 2007 by Marlene.

75. You forgot her Open Letter to Larry Birkhead...LOL!

I thinks she wants a date with him...Pretty safe to say he wouldn't look at her.

Posted at 12:30PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

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