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Candy to Joe Francis: Cry Me a River

Candy Spelling, Joe FrancisDear Joe,

As the headlines about you changed -- to scream "imprisoned" and "U.S. marshals" instead of "filmmaker" and "entrepreneur," you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim. Bad move. Today's headlines call you a "crybaby."

You blew it, Joe. Instead of jumping from party to party, you're being shuffled from one prison to another. And no one feels sorry for you. The flatterers and entourages have moved on. They have short attention spans. They're hanging on to someone else and will take advantage of the new "temp celebrity" as long as it lasts.

The only redeeming factor is reading that you have been calling home every day from prison. When things are looking bleak, it sounds like you've found that you can get some perspective from the reliable people at home. Maybe you're realizing these are the only people who really care about you.

Your world has changed, and you're the poster boy for what can happen when boys go wild. Your every move and every emotion are still being reported, but not the way you want. It's time for some dignity. At least it might prevent you from being forever defined as a crybaby.

Sincerely,

Candy Spelling



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76. Candy Spelling is the new White Oprah.

Posted at 12:41PM on May 19th 2007 by HeeHeeHee

77. LOL!

Posted at 12:52PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

78. This is her only outlet for getting attention since Aaron passed away however, it is mostly all negative attention and Insulting to her..maybe she'll finally get it that MOST people don't care what she says..

She is meaningless especially to those around her out here in Los Angeles.

Posted at 12:55PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

79. We need to save Jericho....

Posted at 3:57PM on May 19th 2007 by gwen0

80. Who the hell does Candy Spelling think she is?
Looks like she's the only "temp celebrity" to me.
GROW UP CANDY!

Posted at 1:03PM on May 19th 2007 by vinn-e

81. PS: She has a select few that are her "Friends" and appease her but other than that, she is the laughing stock around here in this town (and seemingless many other places as well)...

Posted at 12:58PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

82. OOPS I meant Seemingly she is the laughing stock in other places too..

Have a good weekend everyone.

Posted at 12:59PM on May 19th 2007 by Dale

83. She need to give him some advise on how to have sex. He musn't know how to please a woman or take a hint. I'll leave him a clue- when the woman's just laying there like she's dead she's not having fun which means your not hitting the g spot. Smart girls don't fake it...Get some lessons while your in jail.

Posted at 1:02PM on May 19th 2007 by ethel jo

84. Well I guess Tara Reid is getting the Last laugh. Poor Joe hope is cellmates don't go on the radio and talk about how he just laid their when they f...k him. Well maybe a light will go off in his brain to trigger some memories....when laying their not moving your not having fun.

Posted at 1:16PM on May 19th 2007 by brianne

85. Candy, please write a letter to George Bush (not that it would do any good).

Posted at 1:46PM on May 19th 2007 by Tinkuy

86. Candy, I knew he blew it when he couldn't get a babe like Tara Reid to participate when having sex. Karma's a bitch....

Posted at 1:24PM on May 19th 2007 by Jack

87. Now this has to be TRUE. If TMZ was asked to be the messenger, it has to be so. But wait... Candi Spelling is what... famous for what... a dead husband, Beverly Hills mother of the year and two outstanding children? Joe doesn't need your help. Joe is not broke, Joe has not even been charged in the federal system yet for misuse of his taxes. But advise for you Candi, keep an eye on your finances or you WILL be next for the IRS. And speaking of " temp celebrities", how many of them live in your glass house?

P.S. DO NOT EVER LET THEM CATHCH YOU ON CAMERA CRYING FOR POOR CANDI, it will make my day!!

Posted at 1:25PM on May 19th 2007 by waiting to tear you down

88. I like Candy Spelling! I think she's awesome!

You GO candy!!

Posted at 1:25PM on May 19th 2007 by LolaB

89. Candy wrote an open letter to Larry Birkhead as well

Posted at 1:36PM on May 19th 2007 by GoodGodCanUPplRead?

90. in her photo here--Candy seems to have and object up her old ass--i'm thinking it could be a # 5 butt plug

Posted at 1:40PM on May 19th 2007 by Mr.X

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