Mom's Letter to Joe Mortifies Tori

31. #31-I gotta agree with you, #19 is a serious idiot!!

Posted at 6:50PM on May 21st 2007 by rover

32. mother knows best.tori needs to shut up and listen to her mama.

Posted at 6:51PM on May 21st 2007 by christine

33. Candi is right on and if people took her advice, there would be a little more class in the celebrity world.

Posted at 7:06PM on May 21st 2007 by Gypsyfortuneteller

34. Joe Francis is a child molester and a bottom-feeding dreg of society.

Posted at 7:20PM on May 21st 2007 by Barb

35. Open Letter to Candy Spelling:

Dear Candy,

I'm worried about you. Is this what you have to do all day? This makes 3 open letters thus far: Larry Birkhead, Paris Hilton and now Joe Francis. You obviously don't know what to do with yourself since your husbands passing and now that Tori has moved on with her life. Where is your son? Might I suggest you take up cards, knitting or square dancing. Maybe you could be the new Bachelorette. Take Care, Candy.

Posted at 10:14PM on May 21st 2007 by RAE

36. Holy crap, just look at the pics of these three. In an Ugly Contest, they'd come in as a threeway tie for first place.

Posted at 10:15PM on May 21st 2007 by White Rabbit

37. Dear Rae,

Maybe Candy will go on "Dancing With the Stars!" She would probably win.

Posted at 10:46PM on May 21st 2007 by Ms. KathleenCalifornia

38. Candy gives us some good laughs,who does Tori think she is to apologise for her mother .Candy is a big girl and does not need Tori making her look like she has lost it , atleast the woman makes sense and again it is very amusing !!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:25PM on May 21st 2007 by allison

39. What's wrong with speaking the truth?

Posted at 11:52PM on May 21st 2007 by Me

40. Please no pictures of Tori's ugly horse face.

Posted at 12:24AM on May 22nd 2007 by Crystal

41. #37 LOL!

Posted at 12:25AM on May 22nd 2007 by Crystal

42. Candy Sue,

Care to post a picture of yourself? I do hope you don't have children because I can only imagine how you would teach them to treat others.

Posted at 1:27AM on May 22nd 2007 by ccb

43. Tori is an evil little brat, who should be cut out of the family WILL, once and for all. And if she thinks that Joe Francis is going to be helping her pay her bills, save for a direct trip to the Girls Gone Wild casting couch, she is sadly mistaken.

But, you know. I guess it really looks bad among your friends, the Dr. Feel Goods of Hollywood, when your Mom loudly and publicly busts up the cocaine fueled sex parties, by standing-up and telling them to grow-up, and develop some morals!!!

Note To Candy: You need to adopt some deserving kids...raise them outside of Hollywood, and leave all your money to them!!! Tori is a mess...and Randy...well, he's hanging-out with all the wrong people too. By now, Randy should have taken over the family business, and should be writing and producing television series and movies. Instead, he's starring on a two bit reality show...and doing Dr. Phil appearances!!!


If you can't find anyone to adopt Candy, you can always adopt me---I for one, won't be bad mouthing you in the press, to defend a glorified--over exposed pimp, like Joe Francis, unlike some classless people you know!!!

Posted at 4:53AM on May 22nd 2007 by Caught In The Act!!!

44. Did you ever see a homelier bunch of rich people than those pictured?

Posted at 6:26AM on May 22nd 2007 by dee dee

45. Tori is one of the Hollywood teens that didn't end up partying, drinking and doing drugs. She doesn't seek the spotlight by acting like a fool or by dressing like a tramp. She seems very sweet and if I were her, I'd be embarrassed at my mother's antics also. Do the people who post here have trash everyone?

Posted at 7:41AM on May 22nd 2007 by Diamondintherough