Eva Longoria -- Bum on the Volleyball Court

Eva Longoria is terrible at volleyball. Who cares?

The asstastic actress got down and dirty during the "Spike for HOPE" celebrity beach volleyball tourney over the weekend.

As you can see, Eva is quite charitable!

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61. I cant believe she would dress like that and they are suppose to be playing for kids. She wore that on purpse.

Posted at 7:38PM on May 22nd 2007 by longhorns

62. Just goes to show; another mentally challenged hollywood type. I don't know of one girl with 1/2 a brain who would wear a thong to play beach volleyball in...

Posted at 8:38PM on May 22nd 2007 by Whatever

63. My opinion: She hopes to be taken seriously as an actress, believe it or not, so she will be offered more steamy roles. Evidently, she isn't being offered sexy parts because she's been typecast as demure or less than wild. She's playing the publicly card with the media whenever she can to come across as a sex symbol and to get attention as a sexy hot woman so some big shot producer in Hollywood will offer her a high paying role as a seductress or something. I’m surprised with her star power that more producers haven’t taken a chance and given her what she wants in the way of a sexy part. It makes her seem desperate, no pun intended.

Posted at 7:46PM on May 22nd 2007 by Bee

64. taco tuesday

Posted at 8:29PM on May 22nd 2007 by monkeyboy

65. Just the Finest Woman in the world showing off her San Antonio SPUR

Posted at 8:41PM on May 22nd 2007 by Rob G

66. 67, 68 - thanks for your input Eva, BUT YOU AIN'T HOT, CHICK.

Eva doesn't get sexy parts because she isn't sexy. If she was sexy, she would get sexy parts. That's how it works. This photo just grosses me out, that is one fugly ass. And Eva a "star?" Uh, no. Just another desperate fugged-up loser. When Housewives has run its course (and it's almost there) Eva will be washed up. She knows this, hence, the desperation. If she didn't want it all hanging out for the cameras, she would have worn shorts. This was planned, she got what she went for, and she made a total fool of herself. Stupid bitch.

Posted at 10:01PM on May 22nd 2007 by juicy

67. Chill out juice, are you gay man or a mad woman? Whatever the case she got it and you don't. She is HOT and you are NOT. Your jealous ways are appreciated though so don't give that up, without people like you there would be no fights or wars or UGLY people.

Posted at 10:11PM on May 22nd 2007 by Rob G

68. Wow, "Rob," sounds like you're the one who needs some chilling. Why all the accusations just because Eva's a skank. And you don't know anyone here, so kinda pointless to go assuming who's hot and who's not. Since Eva's not that hot, probably most here are at least are as hot as she is, not much going there, ya know? As others here have noted, only skanks are that desperate for attention. All she had to do was wear shorts, but she wanted to shake her naked chubby ass at a crowd. If it wasn't for LOW class, Eva wouldn't have any class at all. Buzz off, "Rob," if ya can't take the truth.

Posted at 10:42PM on May 22nd 2007 by TKO

69. I'm so sorry there are people who get offended by me talking about others. okt or tko. Your a HATER and that is the truth that I know. So I'm out cause people like you ( the defenders of ugly ) are annoying me.

Posted at 11:50PM on May 22nd 2007 by Rob G

70. #54: Pissed who off?

Posted at 10:51AM on May 23rd 2007 by Madison

71. #54: Pissed who off?

Posted at 10:53AM on May 23rd 2007 by Madison

72. hey Rob, you're a phony. You go after one poster when most of the posters here gave Eva what she deserves which was the truth about her deliberate skanky attempt to get attention using her fugly ass to get it. We just called it like Eva let the world see it, Rob, got nothing to do with hating, just the truth about Eva. If Eva doesn't like all this, maybe she learned a lesson or two. She's too old and too skanky to try dumb, attention-whore stunts like that and if she does, she won't be getting any applause for being such an attention-whore skank. That was a charity event, not the place to go Britney on a crowd. yeah, low-class is right, not like she was at a club or something, this was a charity event. And Eva doesn't have a nice enough looking ass or legs to do this anyway Spare us.

Posted at 11:29AM on May 23rd 2007 by charlie

73. have u all gone out of ur minds???
she's amaizing
she's THE ONE

Posted at 1:42PM on May 24th 2007 by everybody shut up

74. I heard she was playing for a charity dealing with Latino kids suffering from Cancer. Personally, I would have played for a charity that deals with the treatment of ALL KIDS SUFFERING FROM CANCER-Latino, African-American, Asian, White and so on.

Posted at 8:13PM on May 30th 2007 by Rich

75. I had higher expectations for someone who's so damn hot i mean it wasn't that immpresive

Posted at 8:08PM on Jun 29th 2007 by mike

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