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Eva Longoria -- Bum on the Volleyball Court

5/22/2007 1:33 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Eva Longoria is terrible at volleyball. Who cares?

The asstastic actress got down and dirty during the "Spike for HOPE" celebrity beach volleyball tourney over the weekend.

As you can see, Eva is quite charitable!

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61.

duke    

So if the guys don't like plain ol' Eva, they're gay, and the girls who think Eva is a skank (she is) are jealous? Come on, Eva just doesn't have it, another plain-Jane mystery with no ass - don't confuse a thonged ass-crack with an ass, and that's a pretty big crack, ugh. Why blame the photographer if an attention-whore skank decides to play vollyball in a short skirt and a thong? She was obviously putting on a show for everyone, and after working real hard to get that photo, Eva was probably happy as hell it got caught on camera. Just another Hollywood attention-whore, the line must end in Montana by now.

2610 days ago
62.

Cari7000    

Its a KOTEX and some splatter on the right cheek........Ewwwwww

2610 days ago
63.

duke    

I'm betting #54 is Eva. SKANK, your 15 minutes are up and your ass is fugly, looks like you are wearing Depends. What a skanky way to get attention, puts you in the same gutter as Britney and Paris. How proud your family must be of that skanky photo. Are you trying to get your own show, "Desperate Eva?" No one will watch.

2610 days ago
64.

jessica    

kate smith let me guess your some ugly @ss b1tch also with no life red neck from HICKVILLE USA.,get longwhorias d1*k out of your mouth b1tch

2610 days ago
65.

Liam    

SPLAT!!!!


boner.

2610 days ago
66.

Rob G    

This is the hottest woman in the world, all you haters out there are just jealous of her looks and fame.

2610 days ago
67.

longhorns    

I cant believe she would dress like that and they are suppose to be playing for kids. She wore that on purpse.

2610 days ago
68.

Finally exposed - shes a wierdo    

Just goes to show; another mentally challenged hollywood type. I don't know of one girl with 1/2 a brain who would wear a thong to play beach volleyball in...

2610 days ago
69.

Bee    

My opinion: She hopes to be taken seriously as an actress, believe it or not, so she will be offered more steamy roles. Evidently, she isn't being offered sexy parts because she's been typecast as demure or less than wild. She's playing the publicly card with the media whenever she can to come across as a sex symbol and to get attention as a sexy hot woman so some big shot producer in Hollywood will offer her a high paying role as a seductress or something. I’m surprised with her star power that more producers haven’t taken a chance and given her what she wants in the way of a sexy part. It makes her seem desperate, no pun intended.

2610 days ago
70.

monkeyboy    

taco tuesday

2610 days ago
71.

Rob G    

Just the Finest Woman in the world showing off her San Antonio SPUR

2610 days ago
72.

duke    

67, 68 - thanks for your input Eva, BUT YOU AIN'T HOT, CHICK.

Eva doesn't get sexy parts because she isn't sexy. If she was sexy, she would get sexy parts. That's how it works. This photo just grosses me out, that is one fugly ass. And Eva a "star?" Uh, no. Just another desperate fugged-up loser. When Housewives has run its course (and it's almost there) Eva will be washed up. She knows this, hence, the desperation. If she didn't want it all hanging out for the cameras, she would have worn shorts. This was planned, she got what she went for, and she made a total fool of herself. Stupid bitch.

2610 days ago
73.

Rob G    

Chill out juice, are you gay man or a mad woman? Whatever the case she got it and you don't. She is HOT and you are NOT. Your jealous ways are appreciated though so don't give that up, without people like you there would be no fights or wars or UGLY people.

2610 days ago
74.

duke    

Wow, "Rob," sounds like you're the one who needs some chilling. Why all the accusations just because Eva's a skank. And you don't know anyone here, so kinda pointless to go assuming who's hot and who's not. Since Eva's not that hot, probably most here are at least are as hot as she is, not much going there, ya know? As others here have noted, only skanks are that desperate for attention. All she had to do was wear shorts, but she wanted to shake her naked chubby ass at a crowd. If it wasn't for LOW class, Eva wouldn't have any class at all. Buzz off, "Rob," if ya can't take the truth.

2610 days ago
75.

Rob G    

I'm so sorry there are people who get offended by me talking about others. okt or tko. Your a HATER and that is the truth that I know. So I'm out cause people like you ( the defenders of ugly ) are annoying me.

2610 days ago
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