271. what a joke, obviously a publicity stunt probably recommended by her attorney.

it apparently worked since her original sentence was reduced to only 23 days.

ET just reported she had to get help working the pay phones in jail because she didn't know how to make a collect call. wow, what a moron.

the sentence in florida is 30 days for driving with a suspended license, and it's MANDATORY!! she got off light for sure.

and all jails are crazy cold (about 50 degrees) to prevent fighting, and they say it also slows down or stops the growth of germs.

Posted at 8:18PM on Jun 6th 2007 by myname

272. Jay Leno said it best: She's checking to see if there is ONE of the 10 commandments she hasn't broken.

Posted at 7:54PM on Jun 7th 2007 by Sherry

273. Give the girl some credit. She can read. Or were the books just for show.

Posted at 11:44PM on Jun 7th 2007 by MJPope

274. I think Paris should be put in the same cell with Britney, Lindsey and all the other spoiled brats in Hollywood! Cheers to the judge!

Posted at 8:58AM on Jun 9th 2007 by B

275. Anyone can read "religious" books or belong to a "Religion"...Both are a Non-Issue (to me)....Having "Spirituality" or being "Spiritual" is much more important...Excuse me, but, the "look at me...look at me" menatlity is far from spiritual...It isn't the church/religion you belong to... it's your ACTIONS that are the important thing...Another insecure, grandiouse photo-op here...

Posted at 10:41AM on Jun 9th 2007 by pLANKTON

276. This is just a ridiculous ploy on a pseudo-dumb blond's scheme to make us all think she is accepting her responsibilty for her stupidity. She thought she could shine the world on with her "what me?" and no one would care. Now she is trying the same thing, but with religion. My family and I are genuinely born-again Christians, and we all come to Christ in our own way. Maturity is the first necessity for living your life for the Lord. Sweetie, just a piece of advice, life's not fair for all the rest of us either. Get used to the "simple life" for real. Jail is a good place to do that. I hope you really do find the Lord. It's a beautiful way to live your life.

Posted at 2:00PM on Jun 11th 2007 by Cindy

277. LOL....this girl has to be the biggest jerkoff goin,how fake is that picture look everyone me paris hilton has seen the light wait let me arrange the books so the world can see ahh yes this should get me great publicity i'm so fake i wonder if people are buying this.man if the damn media would leave her the hell alone she slump to the nothing she is.The girl is freakin nasty...........I could go on but why bother like everything else it seems to make her more famous.

Posted at 6:11PM on Jun 11th 2007 by garrey

278. While Paris is in the slammer I've raided her refrigrator. I've eaten her goodies roasted her little dogg given the doggy food to a couple of homeless people down the street and urinated all over Parises couch and wiped my ass on the livingroom drapes.
And jacked off on all of her silky underware.

Posted at 12:41AM on Jun 20th 2007 by Tommy Boy Ludovico