Holy S**t! Paris Turns to Religion?!

Hallelujah brothers and sisters! Paris Hilton has cometh over to the light! Can you feel Jesus knockin'?! Let him in!!!

With her jail term only two weeks away, Ms. Hilton is pulling out the big guns to prepare for her stint in the pokey, carrying the Bible and "The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment" as she left her home yesterday.

Say goodbye to the sinner -- and hello to the winner!

Amen.



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16. Man, this is one of the stupidest and shameless ways to show people that you 'have changed'. Carry around bible and self help in which both titles were put outward so people can see. Can she actually read??

Posted at 10:08AM on May 22nd 2007 by Funny

17. Paris is a really bad joke on all of us.At the end of her 23 days, she will "write" a diary which will be published, and she will go right back to her hedonistic ways until the next time she gets busted. She is never going to be any different than she is right now. Her parents are a joke, and she is a joke. She thinks she can do anything she wants. She really truly believes this. It is hardwired into her brain. Nothing will change that.

Posted at 10:10AM on May 22nd 2007 by Anon

18. I'm surprised the books didn't burn up in her hands! She makes it look like she's going into general population! She'll be looked after well in prison. The jailers make peanuts and will ca$h in looking after Paris. She'll be lucky to seeing anything remotely sinful
unless she's bored and wants to watch a lesbian love act in the shower. "Thats hot."

Posted at 10:14AM on May 22nd 2007 by Matt

19. Of course the books are facing the camera. Ever since her court date, every Paris photo sighting has her dressed conservatively or with her parents or going to the gym or bicycling or buying frozen yogurt. (I love the picture where she was visiting her father in the hospital with a 'theraputic' collage ,she made, saying how much she loves her daddy!) What happened to the porno-film skank out on the town every night? No, she's just a regular girl now. As always, she is a stupid media fabrication...

Posted at 10:12AM on May 22nd 2007 by Nancy

20. I'm surprised her arm hasn't burned off from touching something holy. Damn, where is Falwell when you need him!

Posted at 10:23AM on May 22nd 2007 by Quidam

21. What an obvious attempt to influence the unwashed masses. LOL ....what a media whore she is. Paris you are pathetic

Posted at 10:17AM on May 22nd 2007 by Not A Fan

22. how fake!!! she holds them for the world to see..!! oh but we do see paris.. we see a big ass fake!!!lol...... she is going to have some bad vicodin withdraws..lol

Posted at 10:14AM on May 22nd 2007 by me

23. Yea right, It's only 23 days dumb a--.

Posted at 10:15AM on May 22nd 2007 by Bob

24. she'll be sporting a pope hat soon

Posted at 10:15AM on May 22nd 2007 by caveman

25. This maybe how she finds her strength.

Posted at 10:16AM on May 22nd 2007 by Becky

26. Who are we to judge? Maybe she has seeked God's word, if not it's her problem to answer for not ours.

Posted at 10:20AM on May 22nd 2007 by rose

27. Paris should be ashame of herself for caring around the bible so everyone would think that she is searching for God. #9 d. it's never to late for God to save you. But you have to have it in your heart. Not because you want everyone to think you are looking for him so you wouldn't go to prison. Shame on you Paris. Stay home with Brittney and try to at lease make something out of your train wreck lives. Pay your dues and clean your life's the real way.Don't use God as a joke. It'll come back on you

Posted at 10:18AM on May 22nd 2007 by Gisele

28. OMG!! How staged is THAT!!?? Does she hope that by carrying around a bible for the next couple of days that they will knock her sentence down even more????

Some one please! Just lock this chick up, let her serve the time and be done with this.

Posted at 2:12PM on May 22nd 2007 by BabyLuv

29. Talk about a planned photo opp! You aren't fooling anyone but yourself if you think anyone is buying this. Get real skank, just do your freaking time and then GO AWAY!

Posted at 10:19AM on May 22nd 2007 by OhGeez

30. Usually when I carry books they are on top of one another. Not staggered so you can see the title of both. Publicity stunt. I THINK SO!!!

Posted at 10:24AM on May 22nd 2007 by lindsay

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