Holy S**t! Paris Turns to Religion?!

Hallelujah brothers and sisters! Paris Hilton has cometh over to the light! Can you feel Jesus knockin'?! Let him in!!!

With her jail term only two weeks away, Ms. Hilton is pulling out the big guns to prepare for her stint in the pokey, carrying the Bible and "The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment" as she left her home yesterday.

Say goodbye to the sinner -- and hello to the winner!

Amen.



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31. #30 Debra....LOL loved your last comment....LOL

Posted at 10:24AM on May 22nd 2007 by Not A Fan

32. That Bible looks like the ones that the Hilton Hotels put in their night stands for the guests to read>....LOL

Posted at 10:25AM on May 22nd 2007 by Not A Fan

33. I didn't know that the bible had come out as a picture book....

Posted at 10:27AM on May 22nd 2007 by Puh der Baer

34. TMZ continues to put her picture out there because everyone jumps on it & starts posting comments...that's the bait & everybody bites. If you really want Paris, Britney & Lindsey to go away...stop acknowledging the pictures & stories with your comments. IGNORE THEM!!!

Posted at 10:30AM on May 22nd 2007 by I don't get it????

35. Kinda funny how now all of the sudden she has found religion... And the books are so strategically placed so that the cameras can pick up on them... JUST A BIG SMOKE SCREEN

Posted at 10:30AM on May 22nd 2007 by Love2Love

36. How stupid does she think the American public is? How convenient that the photogs could perfectly see the titles of the books? She has a new lawyer, right? Her PR machine is in overtime, trying to get her sentence reduced as soon as possible. We don't want widdle Paris to be incarcerated for any longer than necessary...for blowing off court dates, driving without a license, yelling racial slurs, and just being a general pain in the ASS! Go away, Paris. Please just go away...

Posted at 10:34AM on May 22nd 2007 by SallyinTampa

37. The only brush with spirituality with which Paris is familiar is "praying to the porcelain god". Puleeeze.

Posted at 10:36AM on May 22nd 2007 by middleaged curmudgeon

38. If she were serious she wouldn't be flashing the books around for the swarming media. She would be studying and reflecting in private. But then we all know she never does anything in private. One would like to think it is for real but don't bet the baby on it. Also it is just too convienent that they just "happen" to be arranged in such a way that they are clearly visable and photograph well. Gag.....

Posted at 10:36AM on May 22nd 2007 by blech

39. That twat hasn't found religion. What she has found is a tired old way of attempting to people that she has any redeemable qualities and she simply does not. What she's doing there, my friends, is FRONTING. Plain and simple. I will, however, give her credit for not carrying her "guide" books upside down. Considering she can't read, that's a major feat in itself!!

Posted at 10:37AM on May 22nd 2007 by JaneSays

40. She should have had a dictionary also, maybe some "Hooked on Phonics" tapes.

Funny that we no longer can have "God" in our schools, but the people who commit crimes, sure can have him in jails!

Parisite will be the new "Church Lady" in the pokey!

Posted at 10:37AM on May 22nd 2007 by Oh Please - No More Damage Control

41. This woman gets more pathetic every day. I love she holds the books so everyone can see what she's reading. Good photo opp.

Posted at 10:37AM on May 22nd 2007 by Justin

42. PLEASE..... THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!!!!!!!


IT'S FUNNY THAT THE BOOKS ARE FACING OUTWARD SO EVERYBODY CAN SEE WHAT THEY ARE.

SHE BETTER WATCH OUT......NOW PARIS IS DEALING WITH A HIGHER POWER!

SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF USING RELIGION LIKE THIS!


SHAME, SHAME,SHAME


SHE WILL GET HERS YET! AS MY MOTHER SAYS, '"WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND."

Posted at 10:37AM on May 22nd 2007 by Wisteria Lane

43. Thanks Paris for insulting all our intelligence by the strategic placement of your newfound literary works. Ever heard of a bag to carry them in?

Go away now. We are so over your miserable ass.

Posted at 10:40AM on May 22nd 2007 by FryParis

44. What an obvious media ploy. I carry books around quite often, and most of the time, it is habit to face the books toward my own body, much as you would if you were about to read them. Try it sometime - its natural to face the cover of the book toward your body. NOT TOWARD THE CAMERAS PARIS KNOWS ARE WATCHING. What a joke

Posted at 10:43AM on May 22nd 2007 by just me

45. I have been dreaming every night lately of Paris Hilton fighting demons and turning to Christianity. Weird I see this today.

Posted at 10:44AM on May 22nd 2007 by Larren

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