Holy S**t! Paris Turns to Religion?!

Hallelujah brothers and sisters! Paris Hilton has cometh over to the light! Can you feel Jesus knockin'?! Let him in!!!

With her jail term only two weeks away, Ms. Hilton is pulling out the big guns to prepare for her stint in the pokey, carrying the Bible and "The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment" as she left her home yesterday.

Say goodbye to the sinner -- and hello to the winner!

Amen.



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46. She should have had a dictionary also, maybe some "Hooked on Phonics" tapes.

Funny that we no longer can have "God" in our schools, but the people who commit crimes, sure can have him in jails!

Parisite will be the new "Church Lady" in the pokey!

Posted at 10:37AM on May 22nd 2007 by Oh Please - No More Damage Control

47. That twat hasn't found religion. What she has found is a tired old way of attempting to people that she has any redeemable qualities and she simply does not. What she's doing there, my friends, is FRONTING. Plain and simple. I will, however, give her credit for not carrying her "guide" books upside down. Considering she can't read, that's a major feat in itself!!

Posted at 10:37AM on May 22nd 2007 by JaneSays

48. PLEASE..... THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!!!!!!!


IT'S FUNNY THAT THE BOOKS ARE FACING OUTWARD SO EVERYBODY CAN SEE WHAT THEY ARE.

SHE BETTER WATCH OUT......NOW PARIS IS DEALING WITH A HIGHER POWER!

SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF USING RELIGION LIKE THIS!


SHAME, SHAME,SHAME


SHE WILL GET HERS YET! AS MY MOTHER SAYS, '"WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND."

Posted at 10:37AM on May 22nd 2007 by Wisteria Lane

49. My first thought when I saw the story and the photo was, "oh PLEASE...what a photo opportunity if I ever saw one!" She carried the Bible and the other spirtual book just so it could be seen. Then I come to write a comment and I see that so many saw exactly what I first saw. To USE the lord is just bad Karma Paris!

Posted at 11:51AM on May 22nd 2007 by JMM

50. Using the Bible for attention is not the same thing as living a decent life...you cant absorb goodness by osmosis, Paris.
I wonder how far she will take this.....no more partying? no more drinking? no more smoking pot?.......celibacy???

Posted at 11:00AM on May 22nd 2007 by TotallyFedUp

51. Thanks Paris for insulting all our intelligence by the strategic placement of your newfound literary works. Ever heard of a bag to carry them in?

Go away now. We are so over your miserable ass.

Posted at 10:40AM on May 22nd 2007 by FryParis

52. What an obvious media ploy. I carry books around quite often, and most of the time, it is habit to face the books toward my own body, much as you would if you were about to read them. Try it sometime - its natural to face the cover of the book toward your body. NOT TOWARD THE CAMERAS PARIS KNOWS ARE WATCHING. What a joke

Posted at 10:43AM on May 22nd 2007 by just me

53. I have been dreaming every night lately of Paris Hilton fighting demons and turning to Christianity. Weird I see this today.

Posted at 10:44AM on May 22nd 2007 by Larren

54. Maybe it's a 'hollow' Bible? My guess is it's refrigerated for the vodka with a mirrored back for her party favors.

Posted at 11:16AM on May 22nd 2007 by GME

55. Can anyone say.........PHOTO OP????

She should just give the judge a BJ and get out of doing the time all together!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:45AM on May 22nd 2007 by Not buying it

56. i thoght the crazy b**** "didn't read"

Posted at 10:47AM on May 22nd 2007 by ash

57. Why, oh why, is everyone so fascinated with Ms. Hilton? The media has made her into such a celebrity. Of what, I do not know. In response to the person who said it is too late for God to save Paris, I do not agree. God (in the Christian world) will save anyone who accepts Jesus as their Lord and Saviour. I don't think she even needed to purchse books for that to happen. However it is sort of cute to see her carrying those books instead of Tinkerbelle.

Posted at 10:49AM on May 22nd 2007 by georgy1

58. I will pray for you Paris. Love ya.

Posted at 11:02AM on May 22nd 2007 by Mr. Paris Hilton

59. Isn't it funny how the closer people get to death or jail, the closer they get to God. It's all fun and games until someone goes to the big house.

Posted at 10:47AM on May 22nd 2007 by Amazed

60. you know "TMZ"....we can really do without the sarcastic comments concerning religion...

Your title on this is really inappropriate and uncalled for!

Posted at 10:49AM on May 22nd 2007 by ROBIN

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