Holy S**t! Paris Turns to Religion?!

Hallelujah brothers and sisters! Paris Hilton has cometh over to the light! Can you feel Jesus knockin'?! Let him in!!!

With her jail term only two weeks away, Ms. Hilton is pulling out the big guns to prepare for her stint in the pokey, carrying the Bible and "The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment" as she left her home yesterday.

Say goodbye to the sinner -- and hello to the winner!

Amen.



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76. Yeeesh - what a blatantly posed picture. Who holds books like that? Oh, yeah! People who never read and only use books as papparazzi props.

Posted at 11:13AM on May 22nd 2007 by Jane

77. Great Props, parasite. Notice how both are facing camera, you phony.

Posted at 11:12AM on May 22nd 2007 by whatever you say

78. Why is it that ,just the mention of Jail, people find Religion? Is this some type of code with felons. This woman loves the Media....

Posted at 11:12AM on May 22nd 2007 by Toni

79. Every minute, moment of this womans life is a whorish photo-money op'...
She has probably never had a quite moment of self reflection, or focus on anything real before...These are pretend book, props, that some three rate staffer who normally carries coffee, or designer water, fetched from the local bookstore... There was most liekly an hour staff meeting on how to teach their meal ticket , how to carry them for the camera... $$$$$$$$$
I am sure the buzz within their offices, is how can we make money, tee-shirts, blogs, interviews, a book deal, or paid interviews, on the hellish stay in a county jail, upcoming...
Don't you hear the air whistling through her ears when she turns sideways...
She ought to be placed at a real Hilton hotel for 45 days , in a real maids outfit and make beds, do laundry, wash floors, like the real woman who provide for her empty lifestyle do everyday.

Posted at 11:14AM on May 22nd 2007 by Lex

80. Yikes Andrea:

Just because we question Paris devotion to religion and the bible you have to get your panties in a twist and go on and on about Jesus being happy Paris Hilton is seeking him.

Sure Jesus is just sitting there praying for Paris to find him for some "spirtulally" healing. Whatever that is. Learn how to spell.

And then to attach our Jewish brethren....what an example of Christianity you are.

All you religious fanatics are "stoopid".

Posted at 11:15AM on May 22nd 2007 by Nyte Tyger

81. God is the only one who can help her. She has crap for parents & sluts for friends. I agree the books are "posed" for the camera but the REAL show will be HOW she conducts herself AFTER she does her little time.

One of the commandments is not to put God to the test. If she truly is prancing the Bible for "looks" then everyone should stay far away from her when the lighting bolt comes from above when she is free. The Bible is a shield only to those who truly believe that Jesus is the Lord.

Posted at 11:14AM on May 22nd 2007 by The Tale of the Tape

82. All I can say is...

LMFAO!

Posted at 11:15AM on May 22nd 2007 by Kimberley, TX

83. YO YOU GUY'S ARE SOME HATIN ASS PEOPLE!! DONT BE MAD CAUSE YOUR BROKE ASS CANT AFFORD TO PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR!! I AM SURPRISED YOU PEOPLE EVEN HAVE INTERNET OH WAIT YOU MUST HAVE USED YOUR BUSS PASS TO GO TO THE FREE LIBRARY!!!LOL... DONT BE MAD CAUSE IM A RICH BITCH...LMAO...HATER'S!!

Posted at 11:16AM on May 22nd 2007 by YEP IT IS ME!!! BITCH'S..LMAO!!

84. Eckart Tolle's book was a hot bestseller like um...3 or 4 years ago. The Power of Now is so THEN, but she can't read anyway so don't tell her.

Posted at 11:17AM on May 22nd 2007 by lulusez

85. Dear Paris,

I pray to all of the gods that you die in jail.
I pray to all of the gods that the jail will be so full of homicidal skeez haters that they kill you.
All of the gods hate your skanky a$$, Paris.

James L. Crum

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Posted at 11:20AM on May 22nd 2007 by James L. Crum

86. CAN ANYONE SAY VICODIN WITHDRAW'S LOL SHE IS IN FOR A RUDE SURPRISE!!!LOL....

Posted at 11:21AM on May 22nd 2007 by me

87. PTL. That would do it for me too.

Posted at 11:21AM on May 22nd 2007 by Bored

88. PLEASE -- SPARE US.

Posted at 11:21AM on May 22nd 2007 by Donna

89. U, Paris, are trully NOT hot.....nice setup of the books....ugh, u make me cringe!

Posted at 11:27AM on May 22nd 2007 by DJ

90. That chick makes me sick. Will some1 please step on her face please. Maybe if she was all f*ed up looking she wouldnt be wanting so much attention. FAKE WHORE

Posted at 11:31AM on May 22nd 2007 by tweaK

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