Holy S**t! Paris Turns to Religion?!

Hallelujah brothers and sisters! Paris Hilton has cometh over to the light! Can you feel Jesus knockin'?! Let him in!!!

With her jail term only two weeks away, Ms. Hilton is pulling out the big guns to prepare for her stint in the pokey, carrying the Bible and "The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment" as she left her home yesterday.

Say goodbye to the sinner -- and hello to the winner!

Amen.



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91. WELL SICE YOU CLAIM TO BE READING THIS BLOG PARIS MAY-B YOU SHOULD BE READING UP ON VICODIN AND WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO THRU WHEN YOU GET TO JAIL AND DONT HAVE ANY!!!LMAO....

Posted at 11:25AM on May 22nd 2007 by me

92. DEFINATELY A MEDIA SHOT, BUT EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS, trust me babe "i was way CRAZY, back n' the day!",,,,,,,,,,,I KNOW SHE GETS A LOT OF SEX, BUT IT COULD BE A REAL RELATIONSHIP THIS GIRL NEEDS..........LORD KNOWS IT TOOK ME A GOOD ASS KICKING!!!......................haha...............

Posted at 11:26AM on May 22nd 2007 by costa mesa boy.

93. WELL SICE YOU CLAIM TO BE READING THIS BLOG PARIS MAY-B YOU SHOULD BE READING UP ON VICODIN AND WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO THRU WHEN YOU GET TO JAIL AND DONT HAVE ANY!!!LMAO....

Posted at 11:28AM on May 22nd 2007 by me

94. I really wonder if she can actually read? I hope so as it may do her some good!

Posted at 11:40AM on May 22nd 2007 by carol ard

95. WELL SICE YOU CLAIM TO BE READING THIS BLOG PARIS MAY-B YOU SHOULD BE READING UP ON VICODIN AND WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO THRU WHEN YOU GET TO JAIL AND DONT HAVE ANY!!!LMAO....

Posted at 11:29AM on May 22nd 2007 by me

96. Another 'deathbed convert!'

Posted at 11:30AM on May 22nd 2007 by Globe reader

97. AS if this silly twat can even READ...

Posted at 11:35AM on May 22nd 2007 by Larry Mitchell

98. Nice Paris, trying to get out of prison by getting the public support. It would have worked if everyone was a FREAKIN IDIOT! Could ya get anymore obvious??? Not only are you a skank, ur a stupid skank. You disgust me.

Posted at 11:35AM on May 22nd 2007 by SameName

99. If she ever walked into a church it would be struck by lightning & catch on freakin' fire. What a hypocrit. How can you have her lifestyle & profess to be religious. She's probably never read the bible. Never had the time between shopping and partying. This is like her having the bible lying on the bed where she made the sex tape. What a joke. I bet Big Bertha will give her some newfound religion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:33AM on May 22nd 2007 by penny

100. wow..what a greatly planned P.R. move for Paris

Posted at 11:33AM on May 22nd 2007 by Valerie

101. i'm more disappointed with TMZ for how they are making fun of the whole "come to Jesus"...Shame on you guys. I dont really care for Paris myself, but she's probably scared to death! Shes getting a taste of reality, and probably very scared. Thats still no reason for TMZ to talk like that. Makes me not want to check out this site anymore.

Posted at 11:42AM on May 22nd 2007 by mary

102. does anyone know how many people got herpies from this whore?

Posted at 11:35AM on May 22nd 2007 by d

103. The books are just another "must have" fashion accessory. When Paris went to buy the Bible, instead of requesting the King James version, she asked for the Gucci version. Maybe the Salvation Army band could escort Paris to her prison cell--that would be a terrific photo op.

Posted at 11:36AM on May 22nd 2007 by Mimi

104. Hopefully, she will feel the same way about religion once she gets out.

http://www.shopfemina.com

Posted at 11:37AM on May 22nd 2007 by Michael

105. I hope she doesn't corrupt Jesus. I don't want to see that video.

Posted at 11:38AM on May 22nd 2007 by Earl

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