Jessica in Retail Therapy

1. I don't understand why this chick gets so much attention........she really doesn't do much. Can anyone name even ONE song she's done, besides "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"? She can't act, can't sing (remember the Dolly Parton tribute?), and is dumber than dirt. The only thing she has going for her is a nice rack. There should be prerequisites for being famous.

Posted at 1:14PM on May 22nd 2007 by Ooba Gooba

2. well when they do something exciting let us know...we dont care that shes shopping!

Posted at 1:16PM on May 22nd 2007 by Paris + Brit = SKANK!

3. I AGREE, NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN HER. YOU GUYS KEEP SHOVING HER DOWN OUR THROATS SHE'S A NOTHING! GUESS THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO TELL BORING NEWS ABOUT!

Posted at 1:18PM on May 22nd 2007 by TORI

4. Why do these dumb clucks make so much money? They are very average looking.

Posted at 1:19PM on May 22nd 2007 by All American Girl

5. I just don't get the attention on this chick. No talent or anything special there. Hollywood must be running out of talent if this is who they keep talking about, not sure which is more annoying, Paris or Jessica?

Posted at 1:29PM on May 22nd 2007 by missy

6. The problem we have in America is talent doesn't mean a thing these days. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and Britney Spears are perfect example of todays way of thinking. I don't think this generation would have discovered the Beatles or Aretha Franklin and that real kinds of talent that's out there. Jessica Simpson has only two things going for her and we know what that is!!!

Posted at 1:38PM on May 22nd 2007 by Lenn K

7. FROM WHAT i HEARD... HE DID NOT LIKE HER WARDROBE AT ALL.,ALL HER BOOBS ARE OUT IN PUBLIC AND JOHN AS ALOT ** MORE MANNERS ** THAN HER.. jESSICA LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,,,SHOWING BOOBS WILL NOT GET U ANYWHERE. HE IS A VERY CONSERVATIVE ,MAN, U SHUD DRESS CONSERVATIVE. DO NOT BE A WEINER LIKE YOU WERE WTIH UR X HUSBAND AND THAT'S WHAT HE LEFT YOU AND WENT WITH MINELLO WHO IS SO ** SMART**.. DOES NOT DISPLAY HER BOOBS...KNOWS HOW TO COOK... DO LAUNDRY... THAT'S WHAT HE NEEDS AS A WIFE NICK LACHEY... COME ON WE ARE WAITING FOR THAT ENGAGEMENT RING. (( she is for UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...not jessica. PLEASE PLEASE PPLEASE...

Posted at 1:51PM on May 22nd 2007 by shirl smith

8. Lenn K, I couldn't have said it better myself. In this day and age in Hollywood you don't have to have "true" talent to make it. As long as you provide something for the tabloids to run with then you are a celebrity. It is sad!!!

Posted at 1:46PM on May 22nd 2007 by Marshall Jefferson

9. Answer to # 2

She apparentky gives a mean BJ

Nuff said?

Posted at 1:49PM on May 22nd 2007 by Bobby

10. i love jessica simpson..............................................!!

Posted at 7:19PM on May 22nd 2007 by marty

11. of course you do marty, you and the other pervs and blond ditz.

Posted at 2:19PM on May 22nd 2007 by loopy

12. ORANGE PORN STAR................I LOVE IT!!

Posted at 2:39PM on May 22nd 2007 by just me

13. People are sick of having the media shove her down our throats 24/7. As it's been said by many before..she's marginally talented, not anything special in the looks dept. and just not a very interesting person. John will drop her eventually because he obviously doesn't love her because you don't hang someone out to dry if you love them. It's about the PR right now. I think Nick must have wanted out too..even if only subconsciously. Any man that gets involved with her not only has to put up with her but her creepy father and hairdresser 24/7.

Posted at 5:23PM on May 22nd 2007 by It's harsh but the truth

14.
In forty years she'll look like Stevie Nicks (Who?)

Posted at 2:59PM on May 22nd 2007 by evemustlooklikesteve

15. I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE HERE, INCLUDING FATHER JOE THINKS HER BOOBS ARE SO GREAT, THEY ARE 30% REAL AND 70% PLASTIC, PLUS HER NIPPLES GO OFF TO SIDE ALOT

Posted at 3:05PM on May 22nd 2007 by ashley simpson