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Mickey Rourke: 9 1/2 Eeks!

5/22/2007 2:43 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Mickey Rourke really shined at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday. Paging Madame Tussauds!
Mickey Rourke
The 50-year-old dewy-skinned hunk turned up at the premiere of Gus Van Sant's "Paranoid Park" -- looking like the sunglassed spitting image of Sylvester Stallone. Rambotox strikes again!

Oh Mickey, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!


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Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

Oh my! Another sad one here! He used to be so good looking...if he just would have left the mug alone and stayed away from drugs....he'ld be looking as good as Mr. Clooney right about now.

2669 days ago


Don't pick at the "MICK" even tho he does look a little like the character he played in "Sin City".

2689 days ago

Inspector Gadget    

In this picture he has a stirking resembalance to that dude Liza Menella married - oh our poor celebs, can the fame and fortune really be worth it?

2690 days ago


No problem, kids. He's got make-up on for the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

2690 days ago

Lenn K.    

This guy was the man after 9 1/2 weeks and he couldn't to any wrong. Fast forward about 15 years and he looks like a thicker version of Michael Jackson with his face hammered together. Mickey, stop yourself it didn't take, so just let it go!!!

2690 days ago

the wise old owl    

YIKES !!!! He looks like he's made out of WAX. Get an umbrella for the guy to shade him from the sun. He might MELT when those rays hit him. LOL

He looks like he's been digging into Stallone's " growth hormones viles " That's one guy who really got scary looking as he aged. He should have left himself alone.

2690 days ago


Believe it or not, he's starting to look more normal.

2690 days ago


Put a blonde wig on him and he'd look like Stevie Nicks (Who?) before she had all the work done to erase her coke bloat.

2690 days ago


WTF?? damn he used to be so cute in 9 1/2 weeks and now he looks like a waxen corps freakazoid. Jesus these doctors are having a field day turning these celebs into carnival side show freaks. damn the average rational mind cannot explain this type of madness.

2690 days ago


Freaky chin implant!

2690 days ago


He used to be SO fine.....what a shame....

2690 days ago


50!!!!???TRY 59!!!!! what a clown!!!he looks 70!!!!!!

2690 days ago

Standards are badly needed.    

Funny thing is, this new look has gotten him some very cool roles lately. I say go with it.
From pretty boy to scary boy. Opportunity knocks in weird ways. The trick is to recognize it!

2690 days ago

Larry wanna a cracker?    

What is THAT? Doesn't even look human!

(an alien on steroids?)

2690 days ago


Somebody put this freak out of his misery! He's atrocious looking!

2690 days ago
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